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Feb 25th, 2003 11:38 PM
starz umm?
Feb 25th, 2003 07:13 PM
whoreable I CAN HEAR MY STOMACH MAKING POOP
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Zx14 vs hayabusa
Feb 25th, 2003 07:11 PM
GnrySgtHartman I'LL TRADE MY FOOD FOR YOURS
Feb 25th, 2003 07:08 PM
whoreable HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN SPITY SLURPY????
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Lovely Wendie
Feb 25th, 2003 07:05 PM
GnrySgtHartman GOD CREATED THE MOONWALK
Feb 25th, 2003 06:53 PM
whoreable no way is it the best. but it is a damn good one. wolfmanjack
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Amateur xxx
Feb 25th, 2003 06:50 PM
GnrySgtHartman Dude, I think the best episode hands down was the grim reaper one.
Feb 25th, 2003 06:46 PM
whoreable you got me in the mood i had to watch it now.
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Toyota prius history
Feb 25th, 2003 06:39 PM
GnrySgtHartman Yeah especially in prison!
Feb 25th, 2003 06:35 PM
whoreable

Did you know the fattys have an extra bone in their stomach?
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Feb 25th, 2003 06:28 PM
GnrySgtHartman Kinda reminds me of a Upright Citizins Brigade episode, where all the "fattys" are in an underground resistance movement. :/
Feb 25th, 2003 05:50 PM
MaskedMonk He thinks he does but he's actually flying around starting pointless underground resistance movements that burn smiley faces onto the sides of buildings, chant things, and chop people's nuts off.
Feb 25th, 2003 05:20 PM
GnrySgtHartman Do you ever sleep?
Feb 25th, 2003 02:05 PM
James
How to Get a Girlfriend

As told by SolidSnakeAss

-Pick out a girl
-Go up to her, and say she reminds you of Noel Gallagher. She will be flattered.
-Tell her about your extensive DVD collection, including The Princess Diaries: Special Edition, and the Pauly Shore collection.
-Invite her back to your house so she can watch you spend hours on a message board, throwing out lame insults and acting like you're better than anyone who hasn't had sex (even if it is with uggos and fatties). She will become aroused by this act.
-Turn off the lights, put on "Champagne Supernova," and proceed to clumsily plow into her belly button for approximately 2 minutes.

She will now be yours FOREVER.

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