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Feb 20th, 2004 12:46 PM
rainbowbrite me and trigger have our name

its NOODLE JACKER
Feb 5th, 2004 08:59 PM
ProfessorCool The Pop-Up Moles
Feb 5th, 2004 08:16 PM
ArrowX Tit's and Ass

Cock Nockers

BAH "O" Hammers

The What

Kung Foo Jesus

all i can think of
Feb 5th, 2004 07:36 PM
Cap'n Crunch LOUIS STEVEN'S EXPERIENCE
CHILD PREDATOR
JOHN STAMOS AND THE TAP DANCING TWINS
MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Feb 5th, 2004 06:01 PM
ProfessorCool Don't Hold Your Breath
Feb 5th, 2004 09:31 AM
liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by Schimid
My Brother And Me
Me And My Brother
Feb 5th, 2004 02:34 AM
Studio8 HeavyJack is the best one you've come up with on your own. I'd listen to Schmid, he's had some good suggestions.

It's really easy to do abbreviations or follow the formula of (verb)(noun) or do numbers. (Unless your bands name is 5 6 7 8...I think that's cool.)

Otherwise, here are some of my suggestions:

Block Party (would look funny on flyers)
SkinDale
Squash
La-La Lavish
WarriorSting
Never Duck Hunt
Internet
Blue not Green
Feb 5th, 2004 12:51 AM
sspadowsky This isn't original, but the band doesn't exist anymore:

Those Guys Are Fags
Feb 5th, 2004 12:26 AM
ProfessorCool Captain Sealegs and the Puny Pirate Patrol
Feb 5th, 2004 12:08 AM
Schimid My Brother And Me
Feb 5th, 2004 12:04 AM
Dub The Pretentious Bastards
Feb 1st, 2004 07:33 AM
The Unseen
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Balzac
Blitzkid
Anyways, Semen Steve and the testicle twins
Feb 1st, 2004 12:25 AM
Esuohlim "MINIMAL TO THE MAX"

"THE SOUND OF SHUTTING UP"
Jan 31st, 2004 11:58 PM
Immortal Goat It really all depends on the genre of music you like to get into. You said that you don't want punk, so that takes care of that. If you are gonna do metal, do something offensive or evil sounding; straight-up rock, go with something along the lines of something that might have some personal meaning. Just gonna do some crazy shit? Go with something completely random.
Jan 31st, 2004 12:55 AM
rainbowbrite I personally like "Parting With Fate"...that was my band name for a while but we broke up . Of course it's way too emo sounding for the type of music you wanna play.
Jan 30th, 2004 03:00 PM
Pee Wee Herman Call your band "The Fucking Sodomizers" or simply "The Sodomizers." No matter what, the name MUST have a reference to anal sex. Extremely offensive names tend to get free publicity. You could get the most offensive name possible, and then tell some Christain family values type organizations about your band. BAM! Free publicity.

The Guess Who did something similar. They called themselves the "Guess Who" and spread a rumour that they were secretly the Beatles. They weren't the Beatles, but it worked. Lots of people brought their first album just to see if they sounded like the Beatles. That's one of the best marketing schemes ever.

EDIT: you could also call your band "Jesus Sucks Cock," "Jesus is a Whore," "Fuck Jesus," or something that will be extremely offensive to religious people or a large segment of the population with essentially the same values or beliefs. You have no idea how good a veritable firestorm of controversy can be for a business.
Jan 30th, 2004 01:02 AM
Perndog

Sorry, dude, someone told me that one in person here in Minnesota when I was trying to come up with a name for my band (which is now unnamed after we all decided we didn't like "Baseless").

Oh, and on the topic of band names, the cover band I'm in has a name now...our lead singer and our lead guitarist brought a notebook to a bar in New York and scribbled a bunch of ideas down after they were sloshed. So we're called Hi-Ya now.
Jan 29th, 2004 09:33 PM
Helm
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Against Premarital Sex. So when you get on stage for the first time you can yell to the crowd, "We are Against Premarital Sex!"
Thief! We're not named Against Premarital Intercourse, but that's all we say when we go on stage, in terms of introduction. Did I mention this or what? I also say that when I firstly meet a female. It would suck that we had a meeting of minds so please tell me you stole this from some post of mine.
Jan 29th, 2004 09:28 PM
slavemason I can't believe nobody said how awesome Capn' idea was, Killer Bee Gees. Damn that's a good one. If it's already a band I don't know about, then pooh. Otherwise, I'll be writing a tune in that direction pretty soon.
Jan 29th, 2004 09:01 PM
bigtimecow - Genitalia in the shape of the Gods
- Six Hundred and Sixty Sixth Fornication of the Funeral Pyre
- Sodomizing Aggressive Impalement within the Center of the Earth
- Mass Ancient Vermin on the Wings of the Night Serpents
- Defunct Narcotic Slave in Valhalla
- Mystical Hungry Nightfall of the Necronomicon
- Golgothan Bathory on the Bloody Altar of Armageddon
- Hysteric Grave on the Bloody Carcass of Christ

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Jan 29th, 2004 06:41 PM
crash0814 Dave Barry's come up with a few good ones, my favorite of which are The Italic Squirrels and The Seminal Fluids.
Jan 29th, 2004 06:39 PM
Methuselah I've got it!

"Pussy Lips"

it is catchy and who doesn't like pussy...or lips for that matter
Jan 29th, 2004 05:39 PM
Mr. Vagiclean "The International house of Battlefaces"
Jan 29th, 2004 05:02 PM
Comrade Rocket I need to settle on one but I cant help thinking of other cool ones.

-The Renic Rebelion
-Hunny Roasted Huts
-HeavyJack
-Noir Deco :/

also I think this thread should be a sticky
Jan 29th, 2004 04:10 PM
Pee Wee Herman The FuckFace Battalion would be a good band name.
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