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Mar 12th, 2004 07:05 PM
The Retro Kat I really do love you, man.
Mar 9th, 2004 10:13 AM
liquidstatik I'm still alive, sorry.

But I did get extremely hungry. But it's over now and I ate hamburgers. :D
Mar 4th, 2004 05:41 PM
bigtimecow i hope liquidstalk dies...




not really but i can pretend
Mar 4th, 2004 05:40 PM
The Retro Kat LOO, THANKS HOSS.
Mar 3rd, 2004 07:23 PM
teh_mastar! Alright, you lost me there. Enjoy the thread, Mongo.
Mar 3rd, 2004 06:20 PM
The Retro Kat
Quote:
Originally Posted by teh_mastar!

So, you're still posting on this thread due to stupid pride and sheer retardation. Got it.
Plus me and statik were envolved in a discussion.


LOO ANYWAYS, I THINK IVE DESCRIBED IT PRETTY WELL SO FAR, SO IF YOU DUNT WANNA COOPERATE, DATS COOL, HOSS, BUT YOUR BALLS WILL BE BIG AND FULL OF JIZ IN THE MORNING LOO. LOO, BUT ANALYZING GRAMMAR AND POSTS ARE DIFFARANT.

SO NOW, ITS STORY TIME

SO LIKE, ONE TIME I WAS WALKING HOME FORM SCHOOL AND I LOOKED INTO MY NEIGHBORS WINDOW AND SAW THESE 2 GUYS IN BLACK LEATHER HAVING GAY HORNY SWEATY BUTTSEX WITH THIS LITTLE SKINNY GUY IN A LEATHER VEST AND A ZIP MASK, THAT WAS ALL HE WORE LOO LIEK, THEY TURNED HIM OVER AND I ACCIDENTLY SAW HIS WANG, AND IT WAS REALLY WEIRD, MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO LOOK AWAY, BUT IT WAS ALL TWISTY AND RILLY RILLY SKINNY, THERE WERE LIKE1 1/2 BALLS, METHINKS AND NO PUBES, ER MAYBE LIKE 3, SO I REALIZED THAT THIS GUY WAS JUST A LITTLE KID GETTING RAPED AND STUFF AND THERE WAS BLOOD AND JIZ EVERYWHERE ON TEH PENISES AND ALL OVER HIS BUT AND DOWN HIS LEG AT THIS POINT I WAS BARFING N STUF AND THEN HE TOOK OFF THE MASK AND HE WAS ALL COVERED IN SPERM COVERING THE PIMPLES AND THE BLOOD AND BRACES AND STUFF AND IT WAS REALLY GROSS SO I WENT HOME AND CRIED AND STUFF AND BARFED AND STUFF LOO
Mar 3rd, 2004 01:30 AM
Big Papa Goat hey hes gotya there gusy
Mar 3rd, 2004 01:02 AM
teh_mastar! I don't have to write it, but then, you don't have to read it.
Mar 2nd, 2004 10:59 PM
Schimid Dude, stop.
Mar 2nd, 2004 10:57 PM
teh_mastar!
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
And I love seeing people trying to be funny and trying to mock by being all serious and stuff and using analyzing to do so.
Your greatest work yet:

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Let's break it down, now.

The elipses (...) is used to show omitted text, however, one shouldn't use it to start a sentence. What were you trying to say, mastar? And you're is broken down into you and are. The aposrophe (') is used to show omitted text. Also, "kinda" is not a real word. But let's just assume you meant "kind of." Now, let's read this and see if it makes sense.
(omitted text) and you are kind of elongated penis.
Mar 2nd, 2004 10:42 PM
teh_mastar!
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
No, Mongo straight.

Well, I've been posting for well over a year and a half or so. I enjoy it. And I love seeing people trying to be funny and trying to mock by being all serious and stuff and using analyzing to do so. It's sad, but I take pleasure in seeing it. I especially love it when people don't drop things because of stupid pride and sheer retardation, hoss. They think it's funny, which makes it even better. I've seen it all, Hoss.
So, you're still posting on this thread due to stupid pride and sheer retardation. Got it.
Mar 2nd, 2004 10:01 PM
The Retro Kat No, Mongo straight.

Well, I've been posting for well over a year and a half or so. I enjoy it. And I love seeing people trying to be funny and trying to mock by being all serious and stuff and using analyzing to do so. It's sad, but I take pleasure in seeing it. I especially love it when people don't drop things because of stupid pride and sheer retardation, hoss. They think it's funny, which makes it even better. I've seen it all, Hoss.
Mar 2nd, 2004 09:06 PM
teh_mastar!
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
"He's teh_mastar at that. Or else he woulda dropped it by now. Heh heh, teh_mastar at that, comedy gold."
"LOL ."
Why are you still posting here, Mongo?

By the way, good job:
http://www.angelfire.com/retro/kat/
Mar 2nd, 2004 09:02 PM
The Retro Kat "I think Hoss kinda likes you, Retro, in a completely homosexual way to the max."
"Fuck, now I have to use the ass cork."
"Yeah, he does take shit way too seriously."
"He's teh_mastar at that. Or else he woulda dropped it by now. Heh heh, teh_mastar at that, comedy gold."
"LOL ."
Mar 1st, 2004 06:19 PM
agroskaterik King me!
Mar 1st, 2004 10:10 AM
teh_mastar! Candygram for Retro! Candygram for Retro!



Certainly you can do a little better than "aw, that's sad" and this "nanny-nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo" foolishness. Oh by the way, I should tell you that I don't take this seriously. I know things like that trouble you.

Retro only pawn, in game of life.
Feb 29th, 2004 12:39 AM
The Retro Kat
Feb 28th, 2004 09:02 PM
teh_mastar! You can go ahead and commit suicide now. I think you've given everyone a fair warning, silly.
Feb 28th, 2004 08:51 PM
executioneer HEY TEH_MASTAR GO BACK TO GBS

-willie
Feb 28th, 2004 05:30 PM
The Retro Kat Aw, that's sad, you think I'm taking this serious. Poor Hoss, was Little Joe being mean to you again?
Feb 28th, 2004 03:55 PM
teh_mastar! Ok.
Feb 28th, 2004 03:48 PM
Schimid That's right, Retro. teh_mastar! obviously came to lend his signature brand of humor to these bland, lifeless forums! Godspeed, teh_mastar!
Feb 28th, 2004 03:44 PM
teh_mastar!
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Aw, that's sad, you had time to do all that for me.
It didn't take that much time. You're just taking it seriously because you have nothing to say.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
That second one works with the elipses because the omitted text is in the link, Hoss.
Don't call me Hoss, Tex. If the omitted text is the link, then why not omit the link? You may be right, but you don't have to go lording over people with your superior grammatical wisdom. As long as you're lording, you should know not to end a clause with a preposition as you did when you called me a paper towel.

FYI: I meant to call you an elongated penis. Get that into your penis head. Penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
That's sad, too. You're just aggravated no one likes you yet. Aw, that's sad.
I didn't come to a website called I-Mockery for love and support, but thanks for the sympathy, I guess.
Feb 27th, 2004 06:05 PM
The Retro Kat Aw, that's sad, you had time to do all that for me.

That second one works with the elipses because the omitted text is in the link, Hoss.


Quote:
Originally Posted by teh_mastar!
What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass.
Aw, you're taking it seriously because you have nothing to say. That's sad, too. You're just aggravated no one likes you yet. Aw, that's sad.
Feb 25th, 2004 09:16 PM
teh_mastar! What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass. Also, I wasn't planning to have that published or anything.

Also, there's this...check it out...really...you silly elipses-loving person.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=3284

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=3282
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