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Mar 22nd, 2004 05:24 AM
JerkFromGermany
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Wee hee...Vulva. :/
Mar 17th, 2004 12:16 AM
rainbowbrite I never took a language class
Mar 16th, 2004 09:58 PM
Anonymous neva forget
Mar 16th, 2004 07:03 PM
Rev. Danno I'm sorry to break this to you all, but most of you who think you've seen a Vagina... well, you haven't...
Let the Rev. Explaine...
Ok, first off, what you see when you look at a naked woman is called the Vulva. It's the Whole Sexual organ.
The Vagina is the part that (unless you have a flash light and tools of the OB/GYN trade... you can buy them from medical supply stores, and fetish shops, also E-bay... but i'd steralize those things) you never see.
The peole who know this stuff have either had medical training, medical fetishes, or are lesbians or feminists.

I think that's what JeanX was trying to inlistrate w/ her drawing...

Oh, yeah... 10/8/90
Mar 5th, 2004 06:21 PM
Emu my german teacher is 3 foot 8 inches tall
Feb 23rd, 2004 11:19 PM
Pee Wee Herman
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
did you ever severely beat up your high school spanish teacher

-willie
Of course.
Feb 23rd, 2004 07:34 PM
Skulhedface Though I don't remember it, I can pinpoint the exact day and time I saw my first vagina.

Roughly about ten seconds after my head was forcibly pushed out of my mother's birth canal. And after that, it took another 17 years.....




But if it matters, I lost my virginity on my 17th birthday, so that is easy to remember as well...
Feb 18th, 2004 09:59 PM
Dixie yes like a button. do you have a fuzzy butt? it seems like most guys do. back to vaginas! from what i've seen in the girl doctor's offices they don't seem very attractive.
Feb 18th, 2004 08:28 PM
executioneer did you ever severely beat up your high school spanish teacher

-willie
Feb 18th, 2004 07:14 PM
Pee Wee Herman As a button?

I remember the first time I saw my asshole in the mirror. It blew my mind.
Feb 18th, 2004 07:14 PM
Dixie you're cute :-P
Feb 18th, 2004 07:11 PM
Pee Wee Herman What if it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

I highly disagree with your opinion of porno being dirty.
Feb 18th, 2004 06:58 PM
Dixie porno's dirty, and like i said i'm scared to look at m own. what if it's ugly?
Feb 18th, 2004 06:56 PM
Pee Wee Herman Use a mirror, dipshit.

You could also try looking at porno.
Feb 18th, 2004 06:41 PM
Dixie i'm a woman, kinda, and i wonder what a vagina looks like too. i's scared to look at my own.
Feb 15th, 2004 07:26 PM
Esuohlim I BET ALL THE WOMEN ON THE BOARD ARE ROLLING EYES AT THIS THREAD
Feb 13th, 2004 01:37 AM
Snatchtastic
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February 6th 1998.
Feb 13th, 2004 01:36 AM
liquidstatik I've still never seen one.
Feb 13th, 2004 01:29 AM
Flynn Perndog, I remember reading that. It was actually MAD magazine, if my memory serves me.
Feb 10th, 2004 01:14 AM
Perndog A magazine (CRACKED I think) once did a Goofus and Gallant parody because they thought the boys had been around for too long to be in the same little-kid situations.

"Gallant always carries condoms.

Goofus checks the fridge for some saran-wrap."

Feb 9th, 2004 10:19 PM
maggiekarp Yeah, that 8-year-old needed himself a hooker.

I remember the first time I saw a vagina... it was so magical...

then it bit me
Feb 9th, 2004 09:51 PM
Jason
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I saw one when I was six or seven. I don't remember what it looked like.

I was hanging out with my best friend in her backyard. We were probably playing House or something stupid like that (I liked House ). Right out of the blue she said something like "What do boy's private parts look like". Seriously.

So then I think I said "What do yours look like?". She said if she showed me, I would show her, and I agreed.

I never showed her though . I still mention the incident sometimes and it pisses her off. She's cute when she's angry.
xD ultimate blackmail.
Feb 9th, 2004 08:03 PM
Esuohlim Nothing I say needs to be verified by the likes of you.
Feb 9th, 2004 08:00 PM
Pee Wee Herman Goofus rules Gallant drools
Feb 9th, 2004 07:49 PM
Esuohlim Kids who read Highlights grow up to be faggots. I'm the exception, of course, but only because I did what Goofus always did. Gallant needed to get laid.
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