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Feb 20th, 2004 02:56 PM
Spectre X John Rockson's Sexcellent Seven's third album "Wearing Nothing But a Speedo in a Swimming Pool of Acid" Is one of the finest albums ever released.

As for my top five, in no particular order:


John Rockson's Sexcellent Seven
Fetal Dynamo
Sargeant Nuke
Generator Grey
The Band With the Name That's Waaaaaaay Too Long For It's Own Good. (the name takes up the entire front of their first album, "Turbo Trainwreck" )
Feb 20th, 2004 01:12 PM
Rongi Rumpleforeskin made me LOL out loud
Feb 20th, 2004 01:06 PM
Protoclown Porn Bucket
The Dateless Wonders
Fishmonger Jörgensen
The Self Fluffing Soup Men
Rumpleforeskin


And I would just like to say that "Patricia Routledge and her pulsating shame cloth" nearly made me spit coke all over my monitor.
Feb 20th, 2004 07:44 AM
Cosmo Electrolux Fecal Penis' second release "Is that corn?" was my fav....
Feb 20th, 2004 07:08 AM
noob3 1-5 Pelican featuring Aaron Turner and Steve Albini
Feb 19th, 2004 11:06 PM
Emu Omg is it on eBay? :o :o :o
Feb 19th, 2004 10:51 PM
Rongi
Quote:
Originally Posted by EverythingWillSuck
hey i have the Molten Rock Jesus/Nipple Splicer 7' split
Dude only 400 of those where pressed .

And on the first 200, if you play one song backwards ( I fuck your goat in the ear maybe? ) you can hear the lead singer telling you to vote communist
Feb 19th, 2004 10:43 PM
Miss Modular Jesse and the Rippers kicked ass
Feb 19th, 2004 03:28 PM
Bobo Adobo Anybody heard the new Latin Christian Porno-Funk band "The 12 Mandingos"? Papi Fucks Me (whie reading the Book of Job) is sure a catchy tune.
Feb 19th, 2004 12:12 PM
Emu The Christpunchers' "Baby Ruths in the Public Pool" turned my life around.
Feb 19th, 2004 08:23 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
What about the japanese speed metal band Molten Rock Jesus? Their new cd, Flaming Death Cock of Rah, was excellent. But it has nothing on their debut, I fucked your sister for a tuna sandwich.
I snarfed coffee after reading this....
Feb 19th, 2004 01:17 AM
Ghost of Fraiser Weezer Sucks
Feb 19th, 2004 12:57 AM
EverythingWillSuck hey i have the Molten Rock Jesus/Nipple Splicer 7' split
Feb 18th, 2004 08:34 PM
executioneer i like the band #3 Weiner and its debut album Unknown Fartmasters

-willie
Feb 18th, 2004 03:00 PM
Rongi What about the japanese speed metal band Molten Rock Jesus? Their new cd, Flaming Death Cock of Rah, was excellent. But it has nothing on their debut, I fucked your sister for a tuna sandwich.
Feb 18th, 2004 02:15 PM
CastroMotorOil I like the name Reasons For Abortion under hte premsie that all of the members are reasons abortion should have been used.
Feb 17th, 2004 02:38 PM
sspadowsky Awww, dude, Achtung Jesus used to be the bomb, man. Their first three albums were great, but it was all downhill after the Tribute to Ourselves album.
Feb 17th, 2004 07:23 AM
Dole
Top 5 imaginary bands

The Wumples
Sniveller
Patricia Routledge and her pulsating shame cloth
Achtung Jesus
Its the Willikins!

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