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| Feb 23rd, 2004 01:55 PM | ||
| Sicktodeathmx | If I was a guy I would fuck Terra :/ | |
| Feb 22nd, 2004 12:09 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Well, I'm relieved. 
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| Feb 22nd, 2004 12:05 PM | ||
| Terra |
I was just *kidding.*
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| Feb 22nd, 2004 12:02 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | I never knew she was so cruel. | |
| Feb 22nd, 2004 11:53 AM | ||
| Schimid |
Wow, Terra. You sure are great at insults .
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| Feb 22nd, 2004 10:26 AM | ||
| Terra |
[quote="Drew Katsikas"]Terra is the only one who doesn't get a joke in this thread. That's because I've fucked a lot of "jokes" to realize that one of them could actually write. I guess there is hope for those ten fingers on everybody's hands. And not just covering up for the thumb that happens to be embedded up the ass's.
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| Feb 22nd, 2004 02:32 AM | ||
| Esuohlim | You try to be funny, but it seriously never works. | |
| Feb 22nd, 2004 01:28 AM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman |
Theoretically, it is possible to be too good at sex by fucking a girl so hard that you kill her. Theoretically, when you fuck a girl, you could thrust your pelvis so rapidly that the friction causes a fire inside her pussy. |
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| Feb 22nd, 2004 12:57 AM | ||
| executioneer |
wtf how is this sarcasm or achewood related  -willie |
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| Feb 22nd, 2004 12:13 AM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
Were you doing it while you typed that, cuz that would make you too good 
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| Feb 21st, 2004 11:31 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
I am the president and founder of the abstinence club at my school. Our slogan is: "If this doesn't get us laid. Nothing will" And on a side note I'm severely upset that Willie seemingly no longer gets sarcasm... I love achewood too This thread is kinda pitiful. But it reminds me why I "quit the forums" 
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| Feb 21st, 2004 11:21 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman |
By too good, I mean being so good at sex that you get STDs. You'd, like, have to use a god mode cheat or something to protect yourself from STDs if you're that good. |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 11:16 PM | ||
| Drew Katsikas |
Terra is the only one who doesn't get a joke in this thread. DEFINE TOO GOOD |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 11:02 PM | ||
| Perndog | Virgins only act like they're proud of it because they can't get laid. They drop the pride like a rock the moment they know they're going to do the deed. | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 07:04 PM | ||
| executioneer |
Quote:
 -willie |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 07:03 PM | ||
| executioneer |
hey captain bubba what happened to being a virgin and being proud of it or am I thinking of someone else -willie |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 07:01 PM | ||
| Terra |
[quote="*FARTINMOWLER*"] Quote:
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| Feb 21st, 2004 06:57 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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or that's my ratio so far.
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| Feb 21st, 2004 06:47 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Girls don't do anything. They just lie there and be naked.
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| Feb 21st, 2004 06:42 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Quote:
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| Feb 21st, 2004 06:32 PM | ||
| Terra | Your going to have to define how good "too good" is. I haven't ever heard of anybody being too good. | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 05:42 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman | If you're too good at sex, you'll get an STD. | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 05:11 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Didn't you say last week that it was your first time?
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| Feb 21st, 2004 05:06 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean | nose punch is considered a foreplay, a dropkick in the torso area is the real stinger i am told | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 04:55 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Absolutely not. Women are never fully satisfied. They lie like pigs, too. Every sound they make while you "do it" is completely fabricated to make you more horny so you can get done faster. There's a worldwide conspiracy among the female gender, which is that the clitoris actually does something. It doesn't. So don't bother even trying to please her, she can't feel it. The only way they orgasm is if you punch them in the nose really hard, so I'm told. |
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