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Mar 1st, 2004 05:36 AM
pjalne Then he probably is a dick. I was just punching OAO in the ass.
Feb 28th, 2004 12:35 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by pjalne
You are all wrong. The entire rest of the world is there for us Norwegians to laugh at. In fact, the entire world and the parts of Norway I don't live in are there for the place I live in to laugh at. In fact, everything that isn't my bedsitter is there for me to laugh at.
Another Norwegian I know said roughly the same thing. :/
Feb 28th, 2004 07:37 AM
Pub Lover I'm currently in New Zealand, but I was born & raised in Crawley.

Inter-town squabbles are fun.
Feb 28th, 2004 04:26 AM
Dole "I'd personally suggest that you live in Crawley, "




Pub that was classic dude. Are you really in Crawley? Ever come to Brighton? Go on, come and meet all the posers...
Feb 27th, 2004 02:08 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I faked a religious fervor just so I could piss in the baptismal....
Feb 27th, 2004 02:07 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Buffalo Tom
I once told a Christian girl that I was a church-goer, just so I could get into her pants.
well, did you?

christian chicks are such whores...
Feb 27th, 2004 01:54 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Dole, can you recommend a good city for a musician?
Hello, today I'm calling myself Dole, as that is my only source of income in the UK. :/

Cities suck in the UK, plus they use a differant scale for naming their population centres, so the town of Brighton, is what you want.

However, all the posers live there, so I'd personally suggest that you live in Crawley, which is far better situated for commuting up to London and down to Brighton as needed.

On an unrelated matter, I have a house for rent in Crawley, all interested parties please PM me.
Feb 27th, 2004 07:42 AM
davinxtk Word.
Feb 27th, 2004 05:38 AM
pjalne You are all wrong. The entire rest of the world is there for us Norwegians to laugh at. In fact, the entire world and the parts of Norway I don't live in are there for the place I live in to laugh at. In fact, everything that isn't my bedsitter is there for me to laugh at.
Feb 27th, 2004 05:20 AM
Dole Hmmm...your political hero was a 4th rate movie actor, whose level of intelligence was borderline subnormal. The USA only exists so we can say 'jesus, at least we're not them'.
Feb 26th, 2004 05:42 PM
The One and Only... Britain only exists for the amusement of the USA. Parliament makes our politicians laugh.
Feb 26th, 2004 05:38 PM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by davinxtk
And I guess I am thinking of practicing individuals as being the only ones who actually should have answered.
Exactly. The poll wasn't about good religious churchgoing folk, it was counting believers in general, which is a more significant statistic for the contrast they were trying to make. Talk to a bunch of random strangers in the U.S. and they may not all go to church but most of them will believe in God. Talk to a bunch of strangers in Britain and most won't even be believers.
Feb 26th, 2004 05:16 PM
Big Papa Goat So where are people more faithful?
Feb 26th, 2004 03:34 PM
davinxtk
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They're called averages, bucko
I'm sorry, what part of my post are you correcting here?
I'm missing it.


I live in Massachusetts. To be fair, I've never been very far south. I do know, however, that the south isn't by any means the entire country; nor is it nearly the most populated area.

And I guess I am thinking of practicing individuals as being the only ones who actually should have answered.
Feb 26th, 2004 03:17 PM
Perndog They're called averages, bucko, and yes, America is a very hardcore Christian country. I don't know where you live, but there are entire states down south where everyone except your kooky neighbor goes to church every week, and even the most secular areas have very high percentages of believers, even if they're not very observant.
Feb 26th, 2004 03:14 PM
davinxtk Wow, I think the bit about Americans being among the most faithful is a bunch of horse shit.


They probably pulled their polls from the wrong areas of the country.
Feb 26th, 2004 03:06 PM
Perndog This is the reason the UK is at the top of my list of places to move to after college. Dole, can you recommend a good city for a musician?
Feb 26th, 2004 11:55 AM
mesobe
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
I feed laxatives to retarded people and make them run on treadmills.
Feb 26th, 2004 11:49 AM
Buffalo Tom I once told a Christian girl that I was a church-goer, just so I could get into her pants.
Feb 26th, 2004 11:35 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I feed laxatives to retarded people and make them run on treadmills.
Feb 26th, 2004 11:13 AM
Buffalo Tom I laugh my ass off whenever I see videos of Terry Fox, the guy with the prosthetic leg who ran/hobbled his way across Canada.
Feb 26th, 2004 11:12 AM
Dole I've been arrested several times for wanking over car crashes.
Feb 26th, 2004 11:09 AM
Buffalo Tom
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Originally Posted by Dole
C'mon Tom, lets duke it out to see who is the most spiritually bankrupt.
Even when I'm asleep, I'm downloading porn. Beat that, beeyotch!
Feb 26th, 2004 11:07 AM
mesobe I commend those blimey blokes
Feb 26th, 2004 10:29 AM
Dole C'mon Tom, lets duke it out to see who is the most spiritually bankrupt.
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