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Mar 6th, 2003 07:34 AM
pjalne So does Driving Miss Daisy.
Mar 6th, 2003 06:34 AM
FS It sounds like porno in the US, too.
Mar 5th, 2003 07:54 PM
Skulhedface Yes, but some "lose a little bit in the translation".

The only example I can think of off-hand comes from middle school:

"Did you know in France, they had to call Free Willy, Free Will?"
me: "No. Why?"
"Because it sounded like a porno"

I don't even know if it's true. It's just fucking ridiculous. And funny.
Mar 4th, 2003 09:59 PM
OxfordSparky Those foriegn movie titles should be used here in America. Engrish much?

I can just imagine some of the names. "Tears of the Crying Ball of the Burning of Hydrogen"... "Inspector of Gadgets 2"... "Jeanne Claude Van Damme Hurts Many of the People of the World's People"
Mar 4th, 2003 07:22 AM
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Mar 3rd, 2003 09:22 PM
pissed off salesman the only dvd of super mario borthers the movie i own is the bootleg one from hong kong
Mar 3rd, 2003 07:42 PM
Ninjavenom Ha, i still have ET.
Mar 3rd, 2003 07:13 PM
OxfordSparky I actually own the ET Atari game cartridge, I can post a pic of me with it if you don't believe me. I think I beat that game once but had no fucking clue how I did it. I think you have to jump in all the magical assholes spread across the praries of wherever the hell it all took place, and try to find toys that made a spaceship or some shit like that. GOD that was a confusing game. Didn't help that I was about five years old as I played it; often I would just get pissed and go back to intentionally crashing the bikes in California Games.
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:54 PM
Rongi I used to have nightmares about Sonic. I dreamt I was drowning for 5 secounds and that song would come on. Very scary
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:51 PM
mew barios et on atari used to give me nightmares when i was 3 or 5 or whenever i used to play it all the time.

i kept dreaming i would fall into a hole in the ground and i'd keep trying to climb out but i never could because i'd almost get to the top but kept falling back down over and over and then i'd freak out and wake up crying and stuff.
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:39 PM
Matt Harty ET for Atari was just climbing a ridiculous amount of stairs. :/
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:32 PM
Bennett only this time the baddies chase you with (gasp) WALKIE-TALKIES
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:30 PM
Rongi They're coming out (or came out) with an E.T. game for the PS.
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:27 PM
Les Waste Yeah, they did that with Double Dragon

And E.T. for the 2600 was one of the worst games ever, movie related or not
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:24 PM
Rongi
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:22 PM
mew barios i think they did that for double dragon as well.
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:16 PM
FS IT DID NOT SUCK

THAT MUCH

The only game they pulled the game-to-movie-to-game on, as far as I know, is Street Fighter. Anyway, those movies and games are too recent anyway.
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:14 PM
James Fucking board ate my post.

Anyway, if you wanna talk about bad Ghostbuster games, GB II for the computer was a crock of shit. The basic gameplay was pretty good, up until one of your guys got captured and sent to the asylum. Then you had the choice of rescuing them... but climing up a 100-story building, and breaking into different windows, trying to find the room they were in. And if it wasn't the right room, there'd be crazy people trying to grab you. AND, in order to leave the room, you had to jump RIGHT when the rope was swinging by. And waiting for that pretty much clinched that the all-to-fast crazy people caught you. Oh, and there were crazy people who would open up windows and grab your legs as you climbed.

But thankfully, you could just say "Fuck you, Winston!" and move on. There was a part near the end, where you controlled the Statue of Liberty, and walked towards the museum. Now, first off, to this day I still don't know where the fucking museum is. Second off, the controls were pretty non-existent. I remember pressing every possible button combination, and the statue wouldn't fucking move.

On top of that, if you crushed too many cars (you're walking down the street), you lost. The drivers actually drive into your feet, if they're on the ground. On top of that, it's apparently rush hour, because even if you did get your foot off the ground, it would come down on 3-4 cars at once, and you'd lose.
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:07 PM
Rongi :/
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:06 PM
whoreable ZING!
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Mar 3rd, 2003 02:59 PM
Mockery No, they made a mortal kombat movie based on you, which is why it SUCKED.
Mar 3rd, 2003 01:31 PM
Rongi Did they make a mortal kombat game based off the movie?
Mar 3rd, 2003 12:56 PM
Bennett tapping the 'a' button in order to climb up 20 flights of stairs also blows.

and with that, I will shut-up.
Mar 3rd, 2003 12:47 PM
Bennett ghost food
Mar 3rd, 2003 12:36 PM
whoreable you are so wrong. just shut up.

sure ghostbusters on nes sucks to play now but it was awesome.
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