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Mar 12th, 2004 04:29 PM | |
kellychaos | I never inhaled. |
Mar 12th, 2004 10:36 AM | |
Cosmo Electrolux |
Rupublican party leaders are calling for an congressional investigation into what is being termed "Poop-gate" "I've never farted" claims President Bush, shifting uncomfortably in his leather chair. "I shit my pants once, but I didn't fart" |
Mar 11th, 2004 11:10 PM | |
MEATMAN | I don't understand! Is there a gas leak in here? |
Mar 11th, 2004 05:06 PM | |
kellychaos |
SBD ![]() |
Mar 11th, 2004 05:02 PM | |
Emu | Studies now confirm that it wasn't an outright fart, but a gasser, whose second-hand methane could've killed over four TRILLION skin cells. |
Mar 11th, 2004 04:32 PM | |
kellychaos |
The flamability alone could have senselessly injured a half dozen toddlers awaiting their birthday Happy Meals! ![]() |
Mar 11th, 2004 09:17 AM | |
Cosmo Electrolux |
John Kerry farted at Burger King Republican party officials scrambling for confirmation. Apparently, it smelled like coffee creamer and hair spray..... |