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Apr 7th, 2004 12:45 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by Dole
Actually its 'time immemorial'.
Not according to the gospel of VinceZeb, which is what they were referring to.
Apr 7th, 2004 10:22 AM
Dole Actually its 'time immemorial'.

"I don't believe in God so the spirtual lives of several billion people have no bearing on my life and they are big poopy-headed dummies. " - my next tattoo.
Apr 7th, 2004 10:12 AM
mburbank Okay so I typed too fast why don't we all make a big deal out of it as something stupid to make me look stupid by proxy?
Apr 7th, 2004 10:08 AM
Perndog Max, the proper phrase is "time and memorial."
Apr 7th, 2004 09:57 AM
mburbank Gosh, I wish we could ll get the input of an impartial observer who's both a devout Catholic and a real man's man. If they had their own website, it would be a great place to write and discuss this apparent conflict of religion and sports to boot.

I mean, since time and memoriam we have played out sports for the watching public and athelets hve sported for us by proxy. I bet if I go out and ask a hundred people straight down the line in loot of a tough guy Catholic spokesperson who says what needs to be said it would be as close to the gold standard of truth as I could have been gotten to.
Apr 6th, 2004 09:54 PM
Perndog Like I said, you'd think those ingrates would show a bit more appreciation to the being that they believe created them and all the rest of existence. If they identify as Roman Catholic, their faith dictates that they follow Catholic doctrine, which includes listening to the pope; if they can't do that, they should stop calling themselves Catholic. I know other sects of Christianity are more liberal as far as living spiritually goes - just enjoying life may be considered a way of appreciating God's works. However, even with the doctrine of human fallibility, I doubt anyone who is a half-assed Christian is doing his religion justice. This is a cosmic, infinite, amazing thing they believe in, and they would rather watch football? Give me a fucking break. There's a difference between being a hardcore zealot and showing some goddamn reverence instead of observing only as often as it's convenient and doesn't conflict with sports. Again, aside from some very liberal sects of the religion, I really doubt your convenience is more important than God.

Oh, and the pope is a big, poopy-headed dummy.
Apr 6th, 2004 09:17 PM
The_Rorschach Even so. I'm with Mew on this. Zealots are never very much fun.
Apr 6th, 2004 08:22 PM
teh_mastar!
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Originally Posted by The_Rorschach
Why?

I mean, assuming someone is religious, why should they hold themselves to your standards of acceptability in regards to their faith. I would think they'd only have to answer to their God of choice.
I'll correct myself: If I should, by some remarkable means, become religious, I would not be half-assed about it. I was using more of an editorial "you," I guess.
Apr 6th, 2004 08:14 PM
mew barios halfassers are the only thing that make religion tolerable.
Apr 6th, 2004 07:24 PM
The_Rorschach Why?

I mean, assuming someone is religious, why should they hold themselves to your standards of acceptability in regards to their faith. I would think they'd only have to answer to their God of choice.
Apr 6th, 2004 04:53 PM
teh_mastar!
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Originally Posted by Bobo Adobo
Has anybody told the pope that church is only an hour long? Not to mention an hour of complete boredness, unless you are a southern baptist.
Actually, that's pretty boring too. It's different if you're talking Pentecostal Holiness. My grandmother was the Southern Baptist Association's Deacon of the year or some shit. Her church is boring as hell. Or heaven, whatever. I have some friends that go to PH church and it's fucking wild, I swear. When I went there, this one elderly lady was convulsing and clucking like a chicken loudly.

I agree with Perndog. If you're going to do the Religion thing, you'd better go all the way.
Apr 6th, 2004 04:53 PM
El Blanco Hahaha. The Pope is old, he knows nothing.

I don't believe in God so the spirtual lives of several billion people have no bearing on my life and they are big poopy-headed dummies.


I think that sums up the majority of responses here.
Apr 6th, 2004 04:00 PM
Bobo Adobo But he is the pope. Don't ever forget it.
Apr 6th, 2004 02:52 PM
Rez pope doesnt know anything
pope is almost dead
pope will guest star on sitcoms and ski down mountains like in the 1950's
pope needs an air conditioner right now
Apr 6th, 2004 02:51 PM
Zebra 3
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Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat
...I can't wait for the hockey playoffs to start.
- What he said.
Apr 5th, 2004 10:27 PM
Big Papa Goat Ya, that religion is irrelevant, and that people are finding more efficient irrelevant activities to waste their time with. That being said, I can't wait for the hockey playoffs to start.
Apr 5th, 2004 04:13 PM
El Blanco
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And Blanco, I'm an entertainer and I work much more on Saturdays and Sundays than during the week *because* everyone else has those days off. I feel quite confident tossing wise-ass remarks wherever I like on this topic.
I wasn't aiming that line at you.

I think this issue is a symptom of a much greater issue.
Apr 5th, 2004 01:15 PM
Protoclown APRIL FOOLS!!
Apr 5th, 2004 01:12 PM
Zebra 3
Yet Another Sermon Ignored by the Masses

Apr 4th, 2004 08:45 PM
Perndog Yeah, Cool, I was quite serious. I don't think religion is something that should be done half-assed, especially when there's a god involved.

And Blanco, I'm an entertainer and I work much more on Saturdays and Sundays than during the week *because* everyone else has those days off. I feel quite confident tossing wise-ass remarks wherever I like on this topic.

I think lip service Christianity is exactly the issue. The pope is offended by Christians who treat the holy day as nothing more than an excuse to watch or play sports.
Apr 4th, 2004 07:46 PM
Anonymous I expect the pope's message to have a vast effect on the American people. Don't be surprised if the price for ad time during the Superbowl drop to $1.25 an ad.
Apr 4th, 2004 07:38 PM
El Blanco He didn't say no sports on Sunday. He said that he didn't like how people were giving precedence to the sports over worship on Sundays.

And did any of you know that the reason we have Saturdays and sundays off (well, traditionally, anyway) is because Christian and Jewish leaders joined the AFL and CIO in order to get them? No, because then you wouldn't be so quick with the smarmy, wise ass remarks.

And Pern, lip service Christianity is a whole other discussion all together.
Apr 4th, 2004 07:31 PM
ProfessorCool I hope that wasn't just a bunch of sarcasm, asshole.
Apr 4th, 2004 07:26 PM
Perndog I agree with the pope wholeheartedly. I'm sick of Christians who think all they need to do is go to church for an hour a week at most. Ingrateful bastards should show a little more devotion to the creator of all existence. Especially those smug athletes (I'm sure some of them are Catholic) who will be praying in the locker room right before they go out and blatantly defy the Pope and the Bible. Fuckers.
Apr 4th, 2004 06:51 PM
Brandon He's a fine Catholic celebrity, that Pope. Give him his lifetime achievement award and show him the door.
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