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| Apr 23rd, 2004 08:18 PM | ||||
| Anonymous | He's right, yo. | |||
| Apr 23rd, 2004 03:41 PM | ||||
| kellychaos |
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 10:31 AM | ||||
| Matt Harty |
ok im sorry 
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 10:23 AM | ||||
| Dole |
I was specifically taking issue with the description of 'homo' for a blatantly heterosexual social phenomenon. It would be like saying 'dating girls is gay'. |
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 10:15 AM | ||||
| Matt Harty |
Prom- Dancing around to pop music with a bunch of fags who don't even wanna be there. GOING TO THE BEACH WOOOO! (This is JR Prom btw) It's pointless. Track Meet- Contributing team, making us well known, scholarships. And there's a girls team too 
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 09:46 AM | ||||
| Dole |
Prom - going on a date with a member of the opposite sex Track Meet - meeting up with members of the same sex, getting all hot and sweaty and then having communal showers |
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 09:36 AM | ||||
| Matt Harty | I have a track meet instead of homo prom. | |||
| Apr 23rd, 2004 03:11 AM | ||||
| Jixby Phillips |
I bet you have a t-shirt that says "It's a Senior Thing, you wouldn't understand!" You people make me want to spray lady blood all over the place. |
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 02:45 AM | ||||
| Comrade Rocket |
I didnt get any of the good aspects of my senior year. Senior Ditch day, the government trip, sadies. I lost most my senior year, im not going to lose this chance to have a some what normal senior year. |
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 01:01 AM | ||||
| Jixby Phillips |
Trigger you high school faggot  *I WANNA GO TO PROM*
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| Apr 23rd, 2004 12:10 AM | ||||
| Alive | And then the night of the prom, the phone ring's "guess what!! he called!!! ill be going with him after all! and everybody will remind you of the above post. life will suck. but then maybe not, but probably. | |||
| Apr 22nd, 2004 11:34 PM | ||||
| Comrade Rocket |
I changed my mind. I found out that i was her second choice, but she is this guys like 4th. Hes a jerk and Im not going to let her go with him. I also decided it was stupid to be mad because i really did want to go to prom, and this is the only way im going to do it. Who knows, i might actually have some fun. |
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| Apr 22nd, 2004 04:05 PM | ||||
| kellychaos |
Her: I think of you just like a brother and going to the prom with you will only ruin the relationship we have. Welcome to the Revolution! 
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| Apr 22nd, 2004 01:33 PM | ||||
| Pub Lover |
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| Apr 22nd, 2004 09:18 AM | ||||
| AChimp |
The best thing you can do at a prom is get kicked out. People will remember you forever. You will be a HERO. 
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| Apr 22nd, 2004 04:13 AM | ||||
| Tropical |
Trigger... just look like your worse on your prom. Be messy, loud, smell bad and drunk. And you should do fine 
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| Apr 21st, 2004 06:19 PM | ||||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Comrade Rocket, be a man, and tell her that you don't want to be her second banana. That is complete bullshit, and you should just go ask someone else, or go by yourself. You know she is going to ignoring you the whole time and fawning over this other guy, so at least have some self-respect and drop kick her. Seriously, because if you go with her you might as well have put your balls in a blender. Also, if she doesn't get the other guy all she will really think is that you are a great friend and that you'll always be there. Guess what? YOU DON'T WANT HER TO THINK YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE! See, if she knows that, then why would she want to date you or whatever? Instead, she'll just continue to abuse you. Make her actually miss you, make her realize you're not going to wait around for her forever. So, don't go with her, she might have to go alone, and perhaps she'll actually come over and talk to you at the prom. If she doesn't, or if she gets mad over you not wanting to be the back-up, then she isn't worth your time. I'm saying this like I know you, which could be a mistake, because you might be really annoying and really ugly. If that's the case, I guess you should hold on for dear life. But, if you think you are more than just a loser, put your foot down and tell her you don't want to be a back-up, and it's either she goes with you or she can find someone else to be her patsy. |
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| Apr 21st, 2004 04:48 PM | ||||
| kellychaos | May the forced sodomy be with you. | |||
| Apr 21st, 2004 04:23 PM | ||||
| Matt Harty | lol | |||
| Apr 21st, 2004 04:22 PM | ||||
| Jixby Phillips |
HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE "RAPE HER" THATS RICH!
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| Apr 21st, 2004 04:12 PM | ||||
| da blob | rape her. | |||
| Apr 21st, 2004 03:48 PM | ||||
| kellychaos | Are the odds good that she actually will ask the guy and/or that he will accept? Sure you look like the ultimate doofus now but if the odds of one or both are slim, your ultimate revenge is yet to be attained. Once she has failed in her attempt for the alternate love and comes crawling back to you, make believe you are in favor of attending the event all the way to the end. "Yes, I've got your corsage. Yes, I've rented the limo. Yes, I've got my tux. Ect" Then when she shows up at your doorstep in full regalia on the night of the event, show up at your door in shorts, t-shirt and carrying a bowl of Cheetohs and tell her that you don't know what the hell she is talking about. | |||
| Apr 21st, 2004 10:23 AM | ||||
| ziggytrix |
Dole made me glad I read this thread.
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| Apr 21st, 2004 09:01 AM | ||||
| Dole | Because we are living in an alternate reality, where the gender division conventions of our universe have been turned on their head, and in a freakish nightmare version of life as we know it, its the BIRDS that ask the BLOKES to proms. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Ben Affleck and Rosie o'Donnell. Entitled 'BIRDWORLD'. | |||
| Apr 21st, 2004 08:56 AM | ||||
| FartinMowler | What I don't get is why did you have to wait for a girl to ask you? | |||
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