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| May 5th, 2004 07:12 PM | ||
| Comrade Rocket |
I LIKE ASSHOLES, BUT NOT THE ASSHOLES YOUR THINKING OF... yeah i thought it was about butt sex |
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| May 5th, 2004 05:44 PM | ||
| Rongi | I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so too | |
| May 5th, 2004 01:44 PM | ||
| Matt Harty |
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| May 5th, 2004 12:58 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum | The trick is to find a girl that has an IQ of over 100, and isn't a complete loser. Some women are attracted to the jerk type, but that's because they are idiots. If you find someone that you would actually want to date, they won't be like that. If they are like that, move on, because they are a moron. | |
| May 5th, 2004 12:38 PM | ||
| da blob | sometimes I wonder if we live on the same planet. Actually I *hope* we don't. | |
| May 5th, 2004 11:44 AM | ||
| Schimid | If you stop looking for it, it gets lonely and comes back to you. :/ | |
| May 5th, 2004 10:13 AM | ||
| BlueOatmeal | Now I feel motivated! Time to pick up some chicks. Hope I don't get shot down....again. | |
| May 5th, 2004 06:46 AM | ||
| Rev. Danno |
BO, Stop being such a pussy, ask a girl out if you like her. Maybe girls don't like you because you are an ass, or you are shy, or tons of other things. Ask a girl out, go out on a date, when things are going welll... Try and at least make out. Grow a pair. I'm tired of people telling me "women only like assholes" We'll I'm an asshole then. |
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| May 5th, 2004 02:57 AM | ||
| BlueOatmeal |
OMG I KNOW! I am the king of original posts. Whenever I post all the I-mockers just gasp with amazement and all squeel with anorgasmic joy! "What an amazing and original post! I should give Larry my body so I can have his children!"  LOL fucking assholes I get it! I walked right into that one! |
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| May 5th, 2004 02:53 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | I thought this topic was going to be about your girlfriend suprising you in bed by wearing a strapon and fucking you in the ass with it, and you were pissed off and were gonna be like 'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GIRLS YOU ARE ALL SICK FUCKS' | |
| May 5th, 2004 02:52 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
OOOH THIS POST IS ORIGINAL  
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| May 5th, 2004 02:47 AM | ||
| BlueOatmeal | Fucking assholes. Maybe I should get a tatto of some barbed wire on a snake and start punching girls in the face. | |
| May 5th, 2004 02:11 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
What if you link to a site, that links to the porn? Girls are naturally attracted to the assholes at our life's age, because most wish to have a thrill, have some excitement, before settling down. Problem is, it like buying a used vehicle. It might be a sweet find, or it could be a junker with good cosmetics. |
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| May 5th, 2004 12:53 AM | ||
| soundtest | feelevil's thread got removed because it LINK'd to porn :/ | |
| May 5th, 2004 12:49 AM | ||
| executioneer | i think its allright to LINK to porn just don't use img tags on it :/ | |
| May 4th, 2004 11:54 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
I waa looking foward to a porn link, too
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| May 4th, 2004 11:39 PM | ||
| soundtest |
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Otherwise it's last stop on the natural selection train for your particular combination of genes I'm afraid... and you'd made it so far Take this box of tissues and a link to a porn site <LINK OMITTED DUE TO SITE RESTRICTIONS> as a parting gift.
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| May 4th, 2004 11:28 PM | ||
| BlueOatmeal |
I seem to have no problem attracting the ugly, slutty ass girls. I think I'm too ugly for the girls I like.
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| May 4th, 2004 11:23 PM | ||
| thebiggameover | What if even the ulgy girls dont want you? | |
| May 4th, 2004 11:07 PM | ||
| soundtest |
Don't worry about it. We are all greedy little animals who want the best we think we can get. Those assholes act like they don't need those 'sweet little girls' because they don't. There are many other sweet little girls or sluttly bitches for those assholes to fuck if they wanted to. The sweet girls know this. They interpret this as "this guy is a prime specimen who has so many opportunities to mate and pass on his genes, he MUST be worthwhile so I will do whatever I can to keep him". They're not sweet little girls... they're misled greedy little animals. But we all are. You could always go sleep with some ugly girl that nobody wants? ps: your sig is great
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| May 4th, 2004 11:01 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
For some reason I'm reminded of the time a pal of mine from school was at the same Carnival I went to. He was frantically searching for his mother, and when he walked away my brother said "Poor guy" and I said "Don't worry. He'll find true love some day." And then my brother punched my arm and said I was terrible. You'll find love someday... but, perhaps... it will be more than you bargained for! Or less, if she's a bitch. Or... he...! |
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| May 4th, 2004 10:49 PM | ||
| BlueOatmeal |
Fucking assholes
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| May 4th, 2004 10:32 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
I think it's because the assholes get there first. *shrug* |
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| May 4th, 2004 10:22 PM | ||
| BlueOatmeal |
Do you godamn bitches like fucking assholes? Because I just can understand why the fuck a sweet little girl will fall in love with a retared dickass. I just don't understand. I'm a pretty nice, decent guy. I don't stink AND I take showers. But I can't seem to attract the ladies because "I'm too nice of a guy" Well fuck if you want an asshole I'll push you around, call you a slut in front of your own mother, take a huge dump on your face, make you fix me sandwhiches, and to top it off I'll get your knocked up and run off to my mothers house and hide out or punch you untill the baby drips out of your woman place. I'm depressed |
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