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May 10th, 2004 03:22 PM
kellychaos Pussy health codes are indeed a necessity!
May 9th, 2004 07:33 PM
Matt Harty Every 10 on the hour.
May 9th, 2004 07:32 PM
The One and Only... In due time.
May 9th, 2004 07:24 PM
Helm Go measure your dick.
May 9th, 2004 07:21 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by Terra
I forgot to add that wearing the stockings is a health issue. When the shorts are that short, you have to have a barrier between your skin and the customer. The same holds true for places that don't allow strip clubs in certain areas of the city. It's the "Keep the Pussy off the Counter" health code or at least to maintain a barrier between your skin and the customer's...(whatever - hand, etc.).
Your state sucks. I've seen girls with shorter shorts than at Hooters in my highschool, and they aren't even required to wear panties. Although the girl who wears them so short is fond of thongs...
May 9th, 2004 04:53 PM
Karnage Never actually been there, but heard stories. My friend went there. He was the only one who actually ate the wings, as everyone else was checking out the girls. He said they don't really have revealing outfits. He also said the wings weren't that great. Also, I saw a little three year old with a sticked that said, "I Love Hooters". But that was nothing conmpared to his shirt. The shirt said:
My Mom's a Hooter's Girl.
Weird...
May 9th, 2004 06:09 AM
Dr. V God I hate Hooters. It's all loud and you have to yell your order and all the girls do is squat down so you can look down their shirts so you'll give um a tip. I'll look, but that aint changing the fact that the sampler platter sucks.
May 8th, 2004 02:35 PM
kellychaos I had the seks with a prostitute once and it was sooooooooo GOOD for her that she fell in love with me and rebuked her prostitutional ways ... except for a handful of times when we needed some extra money for the rent.
May 7th, 2004 07:52 PM
punkgrrrlie10 especially since prostitute isn't as easily defined as some would think...i think a woman who marries for money is a prostitute, and what about prostitutes in like Nevada where it's legal..is it only the legality..or what if people are fucking and the man pays for everything, dinner, movies, etc...is the woman not getting things of value and returning sex???
May 7th, 2004 06:48 PM
Shostie
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Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.
What about a hooker with a heart of gold?
May 7th, 2004 06:03 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by James
Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.
Now there's a moral superiority even Jesus couldn't touch!
May 7th, 2004 04:03 PM
kellychaos OMG! A round of birthday blow-jobs for everyone!
May 7th, 2004 01:39 PM
James Should I also tell them my name is Reginald?
May 7th, 2004 01:35 PM
Matt Harty Shut up.


Anyways, to get the full hooters expierience I reccomend claiming it's your birthday.
May 7th, 2004 01:24 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Helm
James: What would you do if she decided that being a prostitute was a good way to make a living?
Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.

I think you guys are reading too much into this for the sake of trying to find ways to insult me. I'm actualy quite happy that she has the job, and my concern is minimal. I just didn't know exactly what the place is like, having never been in one, so I was curious. As I said, I'm allowed.

So, this thread can pretty much just be about Hooters, without the need to find some sort of deeper meaning regarding me and the friend. Sorry to disappoint you. But don't worry, I'm sure soon enough I'll make a new thread in Loveline that will please you all.
May 7th, 2004 11:17 AM
da blob save some money ?
May 7th, 2004 11:14 AM
AChimp Well, dammit, he would have crossed her name off of his list of girls to wank over with a BIG BLACK MARKER.
May 7th, 2004 11:12 AM
Helm James: What would you do if she decided that being a prostitute was a good way to make a living?
May 7th, 2004 07:24 AM
SMN Damn Straight Jixby
Even Monsters.
May 7th, 2004 12:07 AM
Jixby Phillips AT HOOTERS THE GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KISS EVERYBODY... EVEN THE MONSTERS, AND ONE TIME A MONSTER CAME IN AND KILLED A GIRL BY EATING HER!! IF YOU DON'T KISS EVEN MONSTERS YOU GET FIRED
May 6th, 2004 11:12 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Even if she were stripping...she's gotta make that money.
May 6th, 2004 11:05 PM
James Very true. I'm actually pretty OK with this whole thing. My greatest concern is that she has so much potential, that I hate to see her resort to using her body to make a living. But there could be much worse ways of her doing that, and I know this is far from being a permanent job.

I just didn't know Thing One about Hooters, so I was just curious what exactly goes on there. I'm allowed, dammit.
May 6th, 2004 11:03 PM
AChimp Exactly.

I'm sure she's a big girl, James, and doesn't really need someone looking over her shoulder all the time.
May 6th, 2004 10:46 PM
punkgrrrlie10 What's best for her is to make that money son.
May 6th, 2004 10:38 PM
James
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Originally Posted by AChimp
Dodge my questions all you want, but I would be willing to bet money that this thread would have led up to another of your famous "I talk to this girl on Internet and now she's a whore so I'm depressed as fuck" threads if we had all said Hooters waitresses were sluts.
Well, I wasn't necessarily dodging your question. I just didn't quite understand what you were talking about, and I didn't think you were all that serious.

I don't think I'm getting myself into any situations, and I'm not overly worried. There are worse things she could be doing, but I was just curious was the place was like, because I never set foot in one. I care because she's been a friend of mine for over two years, she means a lot to me, and I want what's best for her.
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