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Oct 27th, 2004 03:20 PM
Pub Lover Internet time works at a squared factor of regular time.

It's all to do with Quorntum Particles approaching the speed of stupidity.

*Bump because I was dead.*
Sep 7th, 2004 05:42 PM
MetalMilitia Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:52 pm...old
Sep 7th, 2004 05:40 PM
ThisIsWitty Do you see how fucking old this is?
Sep 7th, 2004 10:36 AM
MetalMilitia bah, they are just another blatant attempt to extend the product life cycle of skittles. I hate stuff like that, they think
'oh shit were not selling enough skittles, call an emergency meeting!'

-at the meeing-

"right, people are not buying our product, we need a new angle, any ideas?"

-random dude stands up-

"I know! we could just sell the exact same product but make it marginally different tasting and add 'extreme', 'sour', 'mega' ect to the name."

"Good thinking, have a pay rise"

imo they should have just added regular skittles to Dr pepper. its nice.
Jun 10th, 2004 08:06 PM
Dynamic Dustin M. I can shit a turd for three hours without flushing.
Jun 10th, 2004 06:22 PM
Jixby Phillips I can fuck a girl for 3 hours without blushing
Jun 8th, 2004 05:33 PM
Drew Katsikas
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I bet you're the type of fuck that says stuff like "Man those Fireball Jawbreakers aren't hot at all and seriously I had to put like a gallon of habanero hot sauce in my mouth with it to taste anything" or "I can bench-press a million pounds but I can do more probably because I've only done it at 3:30 in the morning".
Dude, I can fuck a girl for 3 hours without bustin'!
Jun 6th, 2004 08:48 PM
Cap'n Crunch WHAT ABOUT SOUR COCKS? I BET YOU LIKE SOUR COCKS.
Jun 6th, 2004 04:15 PM
Trippy I dislike sour candies...espically sour lollipops and skittles
Jun 6th, 2004 02:56 PM
The Green Meanie Oh noes, you'd better call the Internet Police on me.
Jun 6th, 2004 12:03 PM
Esuohlim You're also the type of fuck that disagrees with obviously outlandish statements.
Jun 6th, 2004 12:42 AM
The Green Meanie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I bet you're the type of fuck that says stuff like "Man those Fireball Jawbreakers aren't hot at all and seriously I had to put like a gallon of habanero hot sauce in my mouth with it to taste anything" or "I can bench-press a million pounds but I can do more probably because I've only done it at 3:30 in the morning".
I can prove that I can do neither of the above statements.
Jun 5th, 2004 11:40 PM
Esuohlim I bet you're the type of fuck that says stuff like "Man those Fireball Jawbreakers aren't hot at all and seriously I had to put like a gallon of habanero hot sauce in my mouth with it to taste anything" or "I can bench-press a million pounds but I can do more probably because I've only done it at 3:30 in the morning".
Jun 5th, 2004 08:50 PM
The Green Meanie They're actually quite sweet. My first thought was, "this is a gross example of misleading advertising."
Jun 5th, 2004 06:56 PM
Snatchtastic
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You should have railed the SOUR POWER. Then you'd be vomiting up blood.
Jun 5th, 2004 06:52 PM
Emu They're not incredibly sour, but they eat through your teeth like fuck and the sour sugar crystals or whatever the hell they are cut up your tongue. i prefer tropical flavor
Jun 5th, 2004 05:04 PM
BlueOatmeal I love sour skittles but they tear my mouth up to shit after 3 of 4 handfuls.
Jun 5th, 2004 03:52 PM
ProfessorCool
Sour Skittles

i was eating a bag of these, and they weren't too sour, but sour nevertheless. Then when they wear all gone, i noticed there was a big clump of the sour power at the bottom of the bag.

Now I'm spitting up red aliva and I can't taste anything.

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