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Jun 15th, 2004 03:56 PM
AChimp No, she's the one that you kept asking ME about.
Jun 15th, 2004 01:26 PM
Matt Harty ew
Jun 15th, 2004 04:04 AM
Command Prompt Oh chimpy,, is THIS the girl you were talking about?





The hottest girl in comp sci

I guess that would be any girl
Jun 15th, 2004 04:00 AM
Command Prompt Apparantly he has it hooked up to a couple of car batteries.

Eask Kildonan loooooser

oh wait I live in st.vital
Jun 13th, 2004 05:54 PM
AChimp Shit, he's all the way on Nairn sometimes? I saw up up by the 7-11 on Rothesay, and on Watt almost everyday last semester. Subs Guy must be Duracell's best customer, or he has some car batteries hidden in there or something. :/

I live in East Kildonan.
Jun 13th, 2004 05:24 PM
Command Prompt Holy fuck chimp do you live in north kildonan? I know exactly the fuck up you're talking about

I was at 7-11 the other day on narin before going to work and this hick looking guy on a bike with speakers all over it came tooling down the street

fuck I hate this city
Jun 12th, 2004 03:07 PM
Drev
Jun 12th, 2004 01:20 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
The epic tale of how one crazy motherfucker united an entire train car of folk into friendly discussion.
It's the "It sucks to be him, but I was alright" syndrome.
Jun 11th, 2004 10:15 AM
AChimp There's a guy at one of the bus stops downtown that "plays" the harmonica for spare change. He has a crazy facial deformity that prevents him from having an upper lip.

He also has a small amp with him and cassette player to provide background music for his playing. One time he stopped playing and began talking to someone nearby, and the harmonica music didn't change at all.

There's also a guy who rides around my area on a bike with a large wooden box attached to the back of it. He has an old-school ghetto blaster with big subs on it, and he rides around at all hours playing hardcore rap filled with swears at the maximum volume. We call him Subs Guy.
Jun 11th, 2004 09:56 AM
Matt Harty I was walking in NYC and this woman with no shoes on and a bald head seems to be walking directly towards me. She moves a bit and slaps herself in the head. It was funny because she had an oversized pink outfit on, like something they'd make people wear in a psychiatric ward. She was wobbling around and then slapped herself directly on her bald head, making a loud clap sound.

After I made sure she wasn't going to turn around and attack me, I continued to walk past the WWE store. A black employee goes "Hey, I saw you slap that woman." I thought it was funny cause he probably see's freaks slapping themselves in the face all the time in NY.
Jun 10th, 2004 10:29 PM
Big Papa Goat Once I walked on to a train platform and there was some kid, maybe 15 or 16 years old walking around, looking kind of uncomftorable, and then he took out a knife and started jabbing at the air.
Another time a van pulled up at the stairs to the train platform and the driver went into the back and let some guy out of what looked like a cage, and then the guy was walking behind me
Jun 10th, 2004 09:21 PM
Drew Katsikas Something very weird happened to me, as well. Today, I went to the music shop to get a string. However, there was a beuatiful looking Gibson Firebird, which I needed to try out. So I amped up, and just fucked around for a while. I started playing the riff to "Twist and Shout."

Then this kid, maybe 16, pops up out of nowhere, and says "You have to show me how to play that!"

He had no guitar and he was just standing there looking at me with a strange excited face. I looked at him, trying to see if he was retarded or something, but he was completley normal in every way. So, I played the riff real slow like, and said "there." I turned around and started playing again.

So I started playing some other things, but the kid still stood there standing there, hovering over me. 2 Minutes went by, and the kid said, "No, it went like this." He then proceeded to hum the riff. I didn't know what to say. I bumbled some "um's" and "yeahs" and played the riff again. He kept standing there, staring at me. I told him I had to go, hung up the guitar, and took off.

It was very strange, he had no friends around him, so it wasn't him fucking with me to get a laugh. Very weird.
Jun 9th, 2004 09:19 PM
Spastic Colon I was just thinking, "Wouldn't it be awesome if the subway conductor came on the speakers and gave the entire 'Large Marge' monologue from PeeWee's Big Adventure, making sure to replace all instances of 'truck' with 'train'."
Jun 9th, 2004 08:35 PM
Trippy Did that happen?
Jun 9th, 2004 07:43 PM
Geggy this morning on the train into work, the announcer came on the speakers 'downtown crossing next stop. doors will open on your right.' then there was this loud, clearly audible bang, like someone knocking into something and the announcer goes 'oh! my balls!'

was that you, max?

cuz half the people in the train were dying laughing.
Jun 8th, 2004 01:30 PM
mburbank Sounds pretty much like the avewrgae North Station to Salem commute to me, Geggy.

I was the kid. It was just a lark.

Here's the FAH-reaky part.

Big, black, french fry eatin' woman? Me, too.
Jun 8th, 2004 11:08 AM
Geggy sighs, you guys...

it was surreal. words could not do the scene justice. it was one of those moments that makes you go 'i wish i had my camcorder.'
Jun 7th, 2004 11:42 PM
sports Maybe the kid wanted to tick some people off?
Jun 7th, 2004 09:58 PM
ArrowX Was the guy who paged you a psychic?
Jun 7th, 2004 09:45 PM
Tonberry TONBERRY IS SORRY, TONBERRY WAS HAVING A BAD DAY AND ONLY WANTED TO GET HOME.
Jun 7th, 2004 09:35 PM
Trippy cheers
Jun 7th, 2004 08:17 PM
bigtimecow OMG LIFETIME
Jun 7th, 2004 07:47 PM
Emu The epic tale of how one crazy motherfucker united an entire train car of folk into friendly discussion.
Jun 7th, 2004 07:44 PM
Trippy Cheers
Jun 7th, 2004 07:23 PM
Matt Harty I'm confused as to what triggered the kid to start throwing things.
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