Jun 14th, 2004 09:12 PM |
Count Shrimpula |
I remember that party where we were playing Transformers and the Ho got all mad at the TV spots when the kid stealing Red Alert or something said "Sorry. I didn't think I'd get caught." And then the coup de grace when they finished it off with "And knowing is half the battle." That table will never be the same after his whopping kick of fury.
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Jun 14th, 2004 07:16 PM |
Cap'n Crunch |
I've been missing you too baby. :kisses
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Jun 14th, 2004 07:11 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
Its about godamn time you showed up Cap'n. I've been missing you.
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Jun 14th, 2004 07:06 PM |
Cap'n Crunch |
hahaha that party was the bomb diggity for shiggity niggity
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Jun 14th, 2004 07:04 PM |
Cap'n Crunch |
haha remember that party in Iowa where I pissed all over the floor and clay was so drunk he licked it up and he spit it in a bottle of beer and ho drank the bottle of beer then he threw up and michelle kwan ate it haha good times
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Jun 14th, 2004 06:58 PM |
Anonymous |
Are you fags not old enough for cell-phones yet or something?
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Jun 14th, 2004 06:50 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
lolololol. That tree fucked the shit out of my door. On the plus side it made a pimp ass air swoop thats makes my car go helluva fast!
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Jun 14th, 2004 04:19 PM |
Count Shrimpula |
I'm sure a big meaty foot was better than that big pulpy tree that Jeremy rammed your car into.
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Jun 14th, 2004 04:13 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
That big meaty foot of his was not a good feeling.
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Jun 14th, 2004 03:59 PM |
Count Shrimpula |
Didn't he kick you in the stomach? I guess you lucky you not be no pregnant.
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Jun 14th, 2004 03:55 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
Clay you missed the greastest party of all time when Paul, Chris, and I pranked the fuck out of Mike while he was sleeping! When he woke up and I saw his eyes wide open and his arms and legs flying everywhere I almost pee myself again.
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Jun 14th, 2004 03:42 PM |
kellychaos |
And then Herbie fell asleep with that curling iron in his ass. Luckily, it was only on the warm setting. Good times. :sniff
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Jun 14th, 2004 03:29 PM |
Count Shrimpula |
And there's the memory of Mike's near-nude amorphous self passing out in that ant hill after hours of dry-heave madness.
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Jun 14th, 2004 03:12 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
I'll always remember when I drank that whiskey and I threw up in The Ho's hair. It was godamn funny.
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:54 PM |
Matt Harty |
hey guys remember that time that i came to your houses and killed all of you hahaha
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:33 PM |
Count Shrimpula |
It looked more like a catcher's mitt than a cunt.
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:30 PM |
Krythor |
hahah remember that party guys that one where i was ick on the cdarpet and clay was all like "gross now you have to clean it up with your mouth" 
thatr was a rad part yguys it even beat the time i punched clays face into a cunt
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:27 PM |
Count Shrimpula |
Godfuckingdammit! No! NONONON! Nobody says "hum-dinger"! FUX! I am never coming to your house again. It is a shame to know you.
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:21 PM |
Jixby Phillips |
SHUHUTS {OHIS GHOSSO{jk
FUCK
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:20 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
Fuck Clay we need to have another party sometime. You missed one hum-dinger.
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:17 PM |
Count Shrimpula |
BBQ shit is a pretty big hit in Europe.
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:08 PM |
Jixby Phillips |
fags
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Jun 14th, 2004 02:02 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
It was all good until you shit on the floor and then set it on fire. The house still smells like bbq shit.
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Jun 14th, 2004 01:43 PM |
Big McLargehuge |
Remeber how i crashed at your house cause i was all durnk
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Jun 14th, 2004 01:40 PM |
BlueOatmeal |
It was a pity that our power went out. Nobody wants to party in a dark house. Unless that party has some sweet sexing up in it.
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