Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber > MURDER!
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Thread: MURDER! Reply to Thread
Title:
Message
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.


Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
Jun 17th, 2004 08:23 PM
BlueOatmeal All of this godamn booshwash is making me behind the grind.
Jun 17th, 2004 08:02 PM
Cap'n Crunch
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra
Oh shit and shinola, who the bejeebus are you?

-Didn't see it on your list-
It wasn't there because it's off the cob.
Jun 17th, 2004 08:00 PM
thebiggameover
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean
SOMEBODY, just PLEASE FUCKING PUT THE LIST IN AN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

ANGRY, REAL REAL
You shred it, wheat...





Jun 17th, 2004 07:40 PM
Terra Oh shit and shinola, who the bejeebus are you?

-Didn't see it on your list-
Jun 17th, 2004 06:40 PM
Matt Harty WHATS YOUR STORY MORNING GLORY
Jun 17th, 2004 06:38 PM
Count Shrimpula If you think THIS is gum-bumbing, you should see me when I blow my wig.
Jun 17th, 2004 06:38 PM
Matt Harty SORRY I DONT TOUCH GUYS IM NOT A THREE-LETTER-MAN LIKE YOU
Jun 17th, 2004 06:34 PM
BlueOatmeal Slip me a five Matt! That was juicy!
Jun 17th, 2004 06:34 PM
Mr. Vagiclean you are lucky you are a WET SMACK
Jun 17th, 2004 06:32 PM
Matt Harty HEY COUNT SHRIMPULA I THINK YOU BUMB THE GUMS
Jun 17th, 2004 06:29 PM
Count Shrimpula You and me both, Cap'n.
Jun 17th, 2004 06:15 PM
Cap'n Crunch Alphabetizing is off the cob.
Jun 17th, 2004 06:13 PM
Mr. Vagiclean SOMEBODY, just PLEASE FUCKING PUT THE LIST IN AN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

ANGRY, REAL REAL
Jun 17th, 2004 06:01 PM
Cap'n Crunch Give me your suds you scrub or I'll shove that gobble-pipe so far up your patootie you won't even be able to doss for a week, jive turkey!
Jun 17th, 2004 05:37 PM
BlueOatmeal No you did it backwards! You must be joed.
Jun 17th, 2004 05:33 PM
Count Shrimpula I can't believe that someone finally wants to shit on my caucasian!
Jun 17th, 2004 05:30 PM
george zip it hippie.
Jun 17th, 2004 05:26 PM
BlueOatmeal How dare you crust this kippy thread!
Jun 17th, 2004 05:21 PM
george when i die and go to heaven i really hope heaven involves getting to shit on your face a few times a week.

it would just barely make up for me having read your post.

just barely.
Jun 17th, 2004 05:18 PM
Count Shrimpula I'll have no more of your booshwash, you dingy pill you.
Jun 17th, 2004 05:15 PM
BlueOatmeal Godammit, this thread is all wet.
Jun 17th, 2004 05:13 PM
Count Shrimpula
MURDER!

I do believe it is time we bring back the lingo of the 1930's into the bright and ever-frightening world of tomorrow.
Anyone who refuses is a three-letter man.

A few examples of 30's lingo that can be used in everyday life:


"Greetings gaits"... " Hello, Joe, what d'ya know? "... "Hi sprout, what's growing?"... " Hi Sugar, are you rationed?"... "What's buzzin, cousin?"... What's steamin', demon?"..." What's knittn', kitten?"
"Abyssinia"--I'll be seeing you.
"brodie"- a mistake (named for a man named Steve Brodie who claimed to have jumped from a bridge but probably didn't)
"dingy"-silly
"egg"-a crude person
"juicy"-enjoyable
"dindy"-silly
"Abercrombie"-a know-it-all (named for the Abercrombie & Fitch store which had a reputation of always being able to find just the right thing for an expensive price)
"all wet"-no good
"booshwash"-empty talk
"drift" --to leave
"check" or "checker"--a dollar
"a merry can," "baby Lincoln, " "Detroit disaster," "tin can," "flivver,"--a car
"butter and egg fly"--attractive girl (also "honey," and "hot mama" and "sweet mama" and "sweet patootie")
"S.Y.T."--sweet young thing
"joed"--tired
"kippy"-neat
"fem.," "filly," "flame," "flirt," and "fuss"--constant (girl) companion to a boy
"honey cooler"--a kiss
"Mitt me kid!"-- congratulate me
"plenty rugged"--big and strong
"pip"--an attractive person
"pill"--a disagreeable person
"wheat"--a person unused to city ways
"Yo!"--yes
"You and me both"--I agree
"aces up," "snazzy," "hot," "nobby," "smooth," juicy," "sweet," "swell" --good
"greaseball," "half portion," "wet smack," "wet sock," jelly bean,"--unpopular person
"suds"--money
"scrub"--a poor student
"shake a leg"--hurry up
"snipe"--a cigarette
"slip me five"--shake my hand
"dead hoofer"--poor dancer (also "cement mixer")
"egg harbor"--a free dance
"hop," "jolly up," "rag," "romp" and "wingding"--a dance or party
"all the way"--chocolate cake or chocolate fudge and ice cream
"baby"--glass of milk
"Adam's ale," "city juice," "dog soup"--glass of water
"cats" or "alligators"--fans of swing music
"tin ear"--someone who did not like popular music
"skin tickler"--drummer
"clam-bake"--wild swing
"dog house"--string bass
"gobble-pipe"--saxophone
"bumb the gums"--talk a lot
"blow your wig"--become very excited
"beat"--broke
"behind the grind"--behind in one's studies
"dig"--think hard or understand
"doss"--sleep
"curve"--disappoint
"evil"--in a bad mood
"face"--a Caucasian
"five spot"--$5 bill (also known as "a Lincoln")
"crust"--to insult
"cave"--one's house or apartment
"make tracks"--leave in a hurry
"togged to the bricks"--dressed up
"whacky"--crazy
"You shred it, wheat"--you said it
"What's your story, morning glory?"--What do you mean by that?
"platter"--a record
"Murder!"--wow
"off the cob"--corny
"tin"--small change
"dil-ya-bla"--a phone call
"drumsticks"--legs (also "pillars," "stems," "uprights")
"hocks" or "plates"--feet
"dukes"--fists (hands were "meat hooks," "paws," "grabbers")
"blinkers"--eyes (also "lamps," "pies," " shutters")
"muggles"--marjuana
"jive"--marjuana and marjuana influenced music
"three-letter-man" -- a homosexual
"tie up the dog" -- drink at a pub on credit
"dick"-- Police detective

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:24 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.