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Jul 6th, 2004 11:46 PM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by Pancakes
i dun think you exist IRL i think ur a virus
what like crabs?







Jul 6th, 2004 09:02 PM
ArrowX Crabs are pubic lice and Lice are smal bugs you dumbass
Jul 6th, 2004 05:45 PM
the[Hitman]
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Originally Posted by Pancakes
i dun think you exist IRL i think ur a virus
what like crabs?
Jul 4th, 2004 01:02 PM
Pancakes i dun think you exist IRL i think ur a virus
Jul 4th, 2004 12:32 PM
ArrowX wtf?


The way I act on these boards Is quite different than in real life and well Its a fucking message board so I don't really think that Respect Is something I need from someone who is probably another postar on these boards just trying do fee 2x cool!
Jul 4th, 2004 10:48 AM
Pancakes arrowx dobody will ever giv u the least bit of dignity, no even as a forum ruiner, so jus shush plz

yuo can join my army n then haev SOME respect agree?
Jul 4th, 2004 10:46 AM
ArrowX Neither are you

ARROWX'ED
Jul 4th, 2004 08:49 AM
the[Hitman]
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Originally Posted by sadie
aw. don't be so mean to him. he's only now learning his comma rules.
commas arent any fun.
Jul 4th, 2004 02:22 AM
ArrowX
Re: The bosses' daughter
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Originally Posted by pjalne
My bosses' daughter (not a typo, both her father and mother are my boss) is putting moves on me at work and through SMS, and it's really awkward and like that Ashton Kutcher movie Except that Tara Reid is probably Kutcher's age, and this one is sixteen or seventeen or something. There could be other differences as well, but I'm not watching that fucking movie even though Zod is in it.

I'm trying to gracefully sneak away from a party invitation, because if I went I'd be the oldest guy there and I'd feel like a dirty old giant or possibly Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (first seasons, before he got badass and unemployed).

So now I've got to stay friendly with her while not showing any sign of interest (because of the me not being interested part) while I ignore her completely in front of her parents who are around constantly, so we end up sending looks below the radar and probably misinterpreting stuff completely.

As pee wee would put it in the annoyance of zim



































Rape the bitch rape solves everything!
Jul 3rd, 2004 11:16 PM
sadie aw. don't be so mean to him. he's only now learning his comma rules.
Jul 3rd, 2004 09:22 PM
Captain Goodtimes Is that ronald mcdonald?
Jul 3rd, 2004 08:08 PM
Pancakes the[Hitman]
McClain's Bitch


Joined: 31 May 2004
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Location: Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club

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Jul 3rd, 2004 06:11 PM
ArrowX Why don't you just shoot someone with a WA2000 or something you soog has one and you are a hitman...arent you?
Jul 3rd, 2004 04:22 PM
the[Hitman]
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Hitman is still waiting for his testicles to drop.
i think they have dropped. Want an upclose look?


and what i should have said was:

"why, is she a monster with 3 inch legs and an equator the size of newark?"
Jul 3rd, 2004 10:40 AM
kellychaos Hitman is still waiting for his testicles to drop.
Jul 3rd, 2004 09:19 AM
Triad-Brother Choi I don't know why is she a monster with 3 inch legs and an equator the size of newark. Please tell me, Hitman.
Jul 3rd, 2004 09:04 AM
the[Hitman] why is she a monster with 3 inch legs and an equator the size of newark?
Jul 3rd, 2004 04:22 AM
pjalne
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
I don't think you could get fired if it was after work. That'd be wrongful dismissal and you could sue the shit out of them.
Yeah, but I work whenever they need help in the store, so I'm just a kinda-employee. I'm a student, so I don't have a steady job or anything. But it doesn't matter anyway, since I have no interest in her whatsoever and got out of the spot I was in.
Jul 2nd, 2004 08:52 PM
Matt Harty OH MAN I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
Jul 2nd, 2004 07:58 PM
Alive They dont call that age "sweet sixteen" for 'nuthin
Jul 2nd, 2004 05:15 PM
AChimp You can still sue them for wrongful dismissal. Most judges see through bullshit reasons put forth by employers.
Jul 2nd, 2004 04:25 PM
subterfuge No. You'd be fired. They can lie about the actual reason.
Jul 2nd, 2004 03:49 PM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Originally Posted by pjalne
The age of consent is 16 in Norway, so I'd be scott free if I did anything. Well, except the losing of my job and me hating myself.
I don't think you could get fired if it was after work. That'd be wrongful dismissal and you could sue the shit out of them.
Jul 2nd, 2004 10:02 AM
eggyolk ANYTHING?
Jul 2nd, 2004 09:49 AM
pjalne The age of consent is 16 in Norway, so I'd be scott free if I did anything. Well, except the losing of my job and me hating myself.
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