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Jul 16th, 2004 03:09 AM
FartinMowler i had a HOnda Elite. I rode it to the Airport (took me an hour on side streets) when I worked there about ten years ago. I was tired when I finished my shift so I thought why not try taking the highway home a few exits to speed up my return time?. I got it up to 80 km and every little line in the highway made if feel like I was about to die. I made it two exits and by the time I got home I was burnt from anxiety...
Jul 16th, 2004 01:43 AM
DashingBolognas The first time I saw a real Vespa was in Victoria B.C. and I thought they were awesome. The street setup seemed very European so I guess riding a scooter made sense. Fun fact, I swear the Vespa's are always seen in packs of 5 or more, so there is probably some sort of super secret Vespa gang.
Jul 16th, 2004 01:24 AM
Anonymous I want a Faggio :<
Jul 16th, 2004 01:19 AM
sadie that doesn't look like cyndi lauper. more like olivia newton john in her "let's get physical" phase. and the yuppie looks like kevin bacon.
Jul 16th, 2004 01:03 AM
Command Prompt Like This:



YOU GIVE ME THE SWEETEST TABOO

Edit: My god, look at the people in the background! High School Student, Yuppie, Florida Oldsies and Cyndi Lauper! Fucking A! The yuppies probably pondering how much coke he can stash in the trunk
Jul 16th, 2004 01:01 AM
Command Prompt I was at Wildwood sports today and I was looking at the Yamaha BWs:



The 2005 line is coming in next week so I might put a down payment on it They retail for $2500.

These are fun as shit and if I do get it, I will make sure I get plenty of pics. Its true! They are only 200 a year to insure and they get 80 miles to the gallon. Of course the gas tank is only a gallon big but it should be good for a broke college student like me.

Mock, you should buy one too. Find one of those 80's fuckers that Linda Hamilton had in the Terminator and pimp it out.
Jul 16th, 2004 12:58 AM
executioneer lol are you prince valium
Jul 16th, 2004 12:11 AM
Sajuuk I'm going to get a Vespa soon. :flclfag
Jul 15th, 2004 11:36 PM
ArrowX theres one in my town that looks like a mini CrotchRocket (racing Bike)

Go Peds glisten with badassery
Jul 15th, 2004 06:15 PM
AChimp If you get a scooter, I will have to laugh at you for being a huge FAG like all those English professors who drive them already. Fuckin' things only go 30kph down University Cr.
Jul 15th, 2004 06:08 PM
Mockery I still want a Go-Ped.
Jul 15th, 2004 05:40 PM
eggyolk my cousin bought a razor scooter, i put it together for it
its awesome, its electric and would be great for campus life
Jul 15th, 2004 05:04 PM
ArrowX I forgot to add he dindd't run very fanr before he tripped and slid across the street into a patch of broken glass
Jul 15th, 2004 04:15 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by ArrowX
One of my friends skitched on a scooter once then jumped off when it was going 50km/h and tried to run It was funny
That's the first clip ... so far ... from I, Robot that pisses me off. Will Smith is going about 60 mph on a motorcyle and then ditches the bike as he is about to crash into a parked car. He then proceeds to role over the car, slide down the hood and then get up virtually unscathed. Hasn't anyone involved in that movie ever heard of momentum? Geesh! It was like watching that Bugs Bunny cartoon when he was the pilot taking a nose dive and just steps out of the plane at the last minute to avoid crashing with it.
Jul 15th, 2004 04:09 PM
FartinMowler MOzilla sucks... I'm going back to explorer
Jul 15th, 2004 04:04 PM
Matt Harty You're missing an H Fartini.
Jul 15th, 2004 04:02 PM
ArrowX One of my friends skitched on a scooter once then jumped off when it was going 50km/h and tried to run It was funny
Jul 15th, 2004 04:02 PM
FartinMowler I dont' need a helmet....

Nice scooter, If I must say


Jul 15th, 2004 03:58 PM
Command Prompt

VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!


These things are main lines of transport in Europe and Asia. There, the population is so dense that cars are pretty much outlawed. They are talking about doing the same thing in Califonia soon.
Jul 15th, 2004 03:55 PM
ArrowX http://ve2.ele.etsmtl.ca/~va2mek/par...cs/scooter.jpg


BAD

ASS
Jul 15th, 2004 03:53 PM
Command Prompt I already crashed my buddies after being on it for all of half an hour. These things don't take to gravel roads very well

I could only imagine what would happen if I was on a crotch rocket going twice the speed.

As for someone hitting me, I work nights so I'd probably be the only one on the road and I've been hit by cars a few times on my bike so I'm not that scared of asshole drivers.
Jul 15th, 2004 03:50 PM
kellychaos Do you wear a helmet when you're driving your lawn mower, Fartin?
Jul 15th, 2004 03:30 PM
FartinMowler YOur going to get killed. You will most likely not wear a helmet because that isn't cool and you will get brave and try to act like a real motorcycle and venture out into traffic and get broadsided by some poor bugger that won't see you and you will make his insurance go up because you think that riding a scooter will save you money.
Jul 15th, 2004 03:24 PM
kellychaos I've never ridden a llama.
Jul 15th, 2004 03:20 PM
Command Prompt If I were richer, then I would ride a fat person.
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