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[QUOTE=Ninjavenom;239339]Session Start (AIM - [color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color]TrustEventualism): Thu Jul 15 13:24:25 2004
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] hey
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] what's up?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] hi
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] how are you?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i heard you're looking for some cyber? >.>
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] <.<
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] that i am...
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] are you?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] yes, yes i am
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i can't spend enough time doing it nowadays it seems
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] but i'm bad at starting off :(
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i'll start off
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] do you have a pic?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] yeah, hold on
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] can you send it through connecting?
*** TrustEventualism wants to directly connect.
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] maybe
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] then connect, ma'am
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] you don't accept connections?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] im using trillain :-/
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] my brother will uplo9ad it for me, hold on a secoond
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] ok, here
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] thank you
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] (Link: [url]http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/blonde.jpg[/url])[url]http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/blonde.jpg[/url]
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] wow you're really cute
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] thank you, i just got the lip ring last month
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] it looks nice
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] (Link: [url]http://www.dopebanana.com[/url])[url]www.dopebanana.com[/url] at the bottom is a pic, on the left it's me
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] thank you :D
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] oh wow, you're hot :O
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] nawww
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] really?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] :-[
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] yus :9
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] thank you
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i would've said hot for you too, but didn't want to sound like i was coming on too strong
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] no, that's okay
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i get it a lot
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] can we get started? :o
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] not to soound rude, but...
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] please 
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i'm sorry i took so long
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok, do you like roles, or just being ourselves?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] howabout roles?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok, you pick the roles
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] and i'll start it
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] can i be a french maid and you the employer?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] at like a hotel?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] no, like in a biiiig mansion
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i'm more than fine with that
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i wish i could see a pic of your body, though
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] so i'd have a visual of how sexy you'd be in the maid outfit
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] unfortunately i don't have one, and my webcam's behaving rather awkwardly right now :-/
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] otherwise i'd be more than happy to oblige
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i would for you as well
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok, let's get started, eh?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] sounds good to me
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i'm in my room, lying on my bed, and i call for you, my voice echoes throughout the mansion, and i hear your footsteps on the way to my room through the halls
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i enter the room cautiously, afraid that i may have pulled the last straw to get fired
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] what's your name?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] collette
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] what's yours?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] Nick
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] is your real name collette or is that your role?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] role, of course ;o
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] what's your real name?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] emily
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] is yours nick?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] yeah
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] emily is a really pretty name
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] and you're a really pretty girl
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] so i wonder, was your name emily because you're pretty, or did you make emily a pretty name by being pretty?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] oh, uh... thank you
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] did you want to talk to me about something...?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] yes
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] you know that on this shift, you're the only maid in my mansion
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] yes, sir.
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] so that means you have a lot of work to do
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] and i noticed you aren't always accomplishing the tasks assigned to you
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i try my hardest, but
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] things just seem to get out of hand
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] but nothing
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i don't know if i can keep you around much longer, but i'll certainly think about it
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] is there was any way to assure you of my usefulness, i'd be more than willing to show you
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] go pick up that pillow on the floor for me
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i go to pick up, the pillow and forget that i'm wearing a very short skirt as i do so
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i bring the pillow back to you, with a questioning look on my face
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i pull the blanket up to my stomach on the bed
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] get that other pillow
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] (you there>)
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i fetch the pillow again, once again not recaling the skirt i have one
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] thank you
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] yes, i think i will keep you around a little longer, don't you have some dirty dishes to attend to
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i'll be down a little while later to get a drink
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] right away, sir!
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i go off to do the dishes, just now realizing that the skirt i'm wearing is miniscule in length, and also noting that the brassiere i have on is rather...revealing
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] you start doing the dishes and i wlak up behind you, you feel something hard pressing into your thigh as i'm pretty close behind you
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] how goes the progress?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] uhhh..., it goes well, i guess
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] those plates need to dry, though
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] there isn't anything else you need to clean?
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i reach around you for a clean glass, with one hand on your waist and the other sliding up your side and the forward to the glass
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i guess i could clean the... table.. or sosmething
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i move forward a little so you feel more of my cock press into you
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] please clean the table
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i whisper into your ear
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i pull out my massive cock and twist you around, thrusting it as hard as possible into your rectum
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] ik begin to grout out your anus forcefully
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] you squeal in pain and agony as i crush your ass in
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] you bleed all over your pants as i fuck you halfway to death
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i pull out my feather duster and cram it into your eye socket while i fuck you retarded
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i begin to hide my sausage into your cavernous anal zone like i'm hiding a terorrist
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] what?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i rip my pole from your ass and begin to show you how fist can be a verb
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] like from the bloodhound gang song?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i cram my fist into your loosened pulp of a sphincter
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i pull out an apple skin, i thought i really hurt you for a second
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i take out my pocket knife and begin to whittle out your kidneys as i sodomize you as hard as humanly possible
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] why are you doing this?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] because you're MY bitch, you sick fucker!
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] cyber THIS!
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] well
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i begin to grout out your urethra with a rusty meathook
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] thank you
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i widen the hole to over an inch as you squeal in agony
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] you could give birth with this pee hole now
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i take a swizzle stick stick and shove it up your nose
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok, look
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i begin to jam my rotary tool into your rotten pulp of an anus
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] why are you doing this to me?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] because i'm fucking you!
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] your asshole is as good as dead to me now, so i begin to start thrusting into your ear hole
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i can feel your brain as i crush your insides into a nasty pulp
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] oh no, i think i'm going to cum!
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color]is this funny to you?
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i begin to jizz all over your face 
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] up your nose, in your eyes, everywhere
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] this is hot!
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] why aren't tyou typing??
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] are you there??!?!
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] fuck em back!
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] yes
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i begin to carve out your lungs like a cannibal at a hospital
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] it's like a buffet
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] you begin to bleed all over me, and it turns me on
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i start to pee on your face
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i shoot it into your mouth like it's a target at the amusement park
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] you can stop now
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] i feel like shit
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] I'M NOT DONE FUCKING YOU
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] ok
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] TOO FUCKING BAD
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] FUCK YOU
[color=green]TrustEventualism:[/color] you've already ruined my day
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] I BEGIN TO POKE YOU IN THE SPINE WITH MY MASSIVE COCK
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] I START TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NUTS AS I FUCK YOUR SPINE
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] i DDT YOU INTO THE TABLE NEAREST ME
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] GOD THIS IS SO HOT
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] I RIP ONE
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] WHOOPS
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] I ELBOW DROP YOU IN THE GUT AND PEE ALL OVER YOUR LIFELESS, UGLY CORPSE
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] GOD, YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] OMFG IM GONNA CUM AGAIN
[color=red]Prinny Ninja:[/color] I COAT YOUR FACE WITH SPERM LIKE I'M BATTERING A CAKE
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