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Jul 21st, 2004 05:24 PM
Matt Harty YAY
Jul 21st, 2004 05:23 PM
ArrowX If you know what it means its funny I laughed

I got a progress report and i'm gettin 80% YAY!
Jul 21st, 2004 04:22 PM
Esuohlim Shut it, nerds
Jul 21st, 2004 03:19 PM
Big McLargehuge
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Originally Posted by da blob
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am"

am I the only one to think this is actually a funny joke ?

No, my highschool phsyics teacher laughed at it too.
Jul 21st, 2004 03:15 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Spastic Colon
If you're having problems, ArrowX, there's nothing wrong with counting both your fingers AND your toes.
that's why they're called digits.
Jul 21st, 2004 02:18 PM
da blob
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am"

am I the only one to think this is actually a funny joke ?
Jul 21st, 2004 01:48 PM
ArrowX Anyone ever seen the movie pi? Where the guy stumbles upon an equasion and or algorythm that explains why god can't exist?
Jul 21st, 2004 12:36 PM
Spastic Colon If you're having problems, ArrowX, there's nothing wrong with counting both your fingers AND your toes.
Jul 20th, 2004 05:40 PM
MrAdventure dont feel bad son we all make a lot of mistakes its the on ly way we will ever learn from our mistakes!
Jul 20th, 2004 04:15 PM
Big McLargehuge So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am"
Jul 20th, 2004 04:09 PM
sports Damn are you one stupid SOB.

happy now Arrow?
Jul 20th, 2004 02:21 PM
kellychaos And just what does this have to do with the mathematically challenged?!
Jul 20th, 2004 01:46 PM
Sethomas You actually can know both the particle's speed and position, it's just a matter that both aspects will have a certain margin of error.

And yeah, I hate Nietzsche but I threw that in because it's bullshit at its finest.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:39 PM
Command Prompt Nietzsche is a crackpot. He used his guise that God is dead so he could get away with touching little boys and talking loudly to plants.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:39 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Jim Duncan - Weather
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that one cannot tell the speed of an atom and where it is at at the exact same time.
I thought it was of an electron.

Edit: Or as Seth said a 'Sub-atomic particle'.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:36 PM
Sethomas Don't you fucking dare explain what I already said into layman's terms.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:26 PM
Jim Duncan - Weather Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that one cannot tell the speed of an atom and where it is at at the exact same time.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:23 PM
Sethomas Make you feel dumb, eh?

The function f(x)=e^x is the only mathematical expression that remains the same after having been differentiated or integrated any number of times.

According to Nietzsche, "Man would rather will Nothing than not will."

Heisenberg Uncertainty is expressed by the equation dXdP=h(bar)/2. This reflects the minimum margin of perceptibility resulting from the deflection of a photon off of a subatomic particle.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:19 PM
mubert ...Turtle.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:07 PM
Jim Duncan - Weather If you didn't get the 'DONKEY! ' joke, it is a reference to the popular movie Shrek 2. In which everyone is yelling the other people's names, and Donkey (played by Eddie Murphy) pops up and yells his own name (Donkey).
Jul 20th, 2004 01:06 PM
Emu Dumbass.
Jul 20th, 2004 12:56 PM
Jim Duncan - Weather DONKEY!
Jul 20th, 2004 12:54 PM
Anonymous Fucktard.
Jul 20th, 2004 12:44 PM
FS Moron.
Jul 20th, 2004 12:36 PM
Matt Harty Idiot.
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