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Jul 20th, 2004 08:40 PM

Matt Harty

well you are lol so its ok if you say it

Jul 20th, 2004 08:37 PM

executioneer

i have a talent for saying stupid things

Jul 20th, 2004 08:26 PM

Matt Harty

i was going to say that but i thought 'thatd be a stupid thing to say' so i didnt say it

Jul 20th, 2004 08:22 PM

executioneer

I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS
I JSUT SAVED A LOT OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO

Jul 20th, 2004 07:03 PM

Terra

I just lowered my cholesterol.

Jul 20th, 2004 06:35 PM

Stabby

Wow, what a well connected group of people we got here.

Jul 20th, 2004 03:57 PM

I'm sorry, I was kidnapped by the prince of Nigeria because I wouldn't take his money.

Jul 20th, 2004 03:18 PM

glowbelly

this is really nice, us catching up like this.

Jul 20th, 2004 03:17 PM

pjalne

I got a similar one from the (Haitian) (President, Jean Bertrand Aristed). He had trouble with a Rabel Force.

Quote:

From: charityservice@netscape.net
To: webmaster@encyclopedia-obscura.com
Subject: Kind Attention. All headers

Dear, Friend.

My proposal to you will be very surprising, as we have not had any Personal contact before. However, I sincerely seek your confidence in this transaction,which I propose to you as a person of transparency,honesty and high caliber.

Let me first start by introducing myself properly to you. My name is Ron Sinclear, i was the Personal Assistance to the (Haitian) President . I apologize if I have infringed on your privacy. It may interest you to know that the former president of (Haiti) has been fighting serious war for United Democracy for quite some years now, which has been backed (all along) by some foreign powerful countries.

Not quite long ago, the American government ordered (President, Jean Bertrand Aristed) to leave (Haiti) or be forced out of power by a Rabel force.Knowing fully well the capabilities of America and other powerful members of the United Nations, (President Aristed) decided,and left the seat of power into exile in South Africa country to seek asylum. now a new government is in place .

In the light of all these sad happenings, there was this deposit he made with a Security Company in Europe in year May 2001 ,this took place while he was still in power as the president of Haiti, through my aid, his Personal Assistant, (Ron Sinclear) and some loyalist, he suceeded to secretely move the sum of ($9.5M USD) (NINE MILLION,FIVE HUNDERED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES DOLLARS] to a private security company vault in Europe. Now, we need your services as a highly reliable foreigner to receive the funds into your bank account for the future survival of my family because he (Aristed) cannot presently operate any foreign bank account in his name. These funds (US$9.5m USD.) arose from various money i received from the sales of diamonds deals, i had with ( President Charles Taylor) of Liberia, which are abound in great quantity around the coastal areas of liberia.

I have decided that if you are able assist us,you shall be compensated with 25% commission of the funds, 5% of this money shall be set aside to take care of any local or foreign expenses that might be incurred along the line. My family will have the remaining 75% of the funds. It might also interest you to note that all security arrangements regarding this transaction has been put in place, therefore,you have nothing whatsoever to fear or worry about, as every arrangement will be co-handled by you and my former Personal Assistant (Ron Sinclear) who is now presentely in Europe The Netherlands for possible conclusion of this arrangement.

Most part of this share (70%) for my family will also be invested in a lucrative business courtesy of your full advice, assistance and connections because that is the most importat part of this transaction. As you indicate interest to assist my family,please kindly send to us your telephone/fax numbers for further discussion and clarification.I will be expecting to receive your urgent response for us to proceed to more details on .this pending transaction.

God bless you as you respond promptly via Email: ronsinclear@netscape.net

Best regards,

Ron Sinclear.
ronsinclear@netscape.net

Jul 20th, 2004 10:21 AM

GLOWBELLY

Jul 20th, 2004 08:26 AM

glowbelly

HI FATSATAN WELCOME BACK WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DEAD OR SOMETHING?!

Jul 20th, 2004 07:51 AM

That poor, poor man.

From : Frank Robert <butty122122@yahoo.ca>
Reply-To : butty122122@yahoo.ca
Sent : Sunday, July 11, 2004 7:22 PM
To : fatsatan@fragile-minds.com
Subject : URGENT!

Peace of The Lord Be with You
In my search for a reliable and God fearing
person and having gotten your contact through prayers
and painstaking efforts I have decided to seek your
help in carrying out my last wish.
My names are Frank Robert, I'm a 62years old man
and a Western Saharan.I am presently in Republic
of Western Sahara. I was a merchant and owned
two businesses in Dubai, the United Arab Emirates.
I was also married with two children.
My wife and two children died in a car accident six
years ago.
Before this happened my business and concern for
making money was all I lived for. I never really cared
about other values in life. But since the loss of my
family, I have found a new desire to assist helpless
families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/
motherless homes. I have also donated some money for
humanitarian needs in some Asian countries. Only
recently, I saw on television the colossal loss of
properties and livelihood of people in Canberra,
Australia through Water flood. I was moved with great
pity and compassion that I decided to make a
contribution on assisting people over there.
Before I became ill, I kept $2.5 Million in a
long-term deposit account in a finance company in
Europe.
Presently, I'm in an hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer. I have
since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told
me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last
wish to see this money distributed to needy and other
charity organizations. Because relatives and friends
have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness,
I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge
responsibility to any of them.
Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me
collect the deposit and the interest accrued from the
finance company based in Europe and distribute it
accordingly. Use your judgement to distribute the
money and keep 15% of it to yourself.
Feel free to reimburse yourself when you have the
money for any cost you incur during the process of
collecting and distributing the money. If you are
willing to help, please reply as soon as you can. Send
your reply to: frankrobert_1@lycos.com
Endeavor to send me your full contact details like
your name, address, telephone and fax number so that I
can refer you to the security company where the funds is
lodged and also give you the name of my attorney who
will handle the transaction with you because of my ill health.
PLEASE, I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD TO HELP ME
RETRIEVE THE FUNDS FROM THE FINANCE COMPANY. AFTER
COLLECTING THE MONEY FROM THE FINANCE COMPANY. YOU
WILL NOW ASSIST ME TO TAKE THE MONEY TO ORHANPANGE
HOMES BOTH IN AFRICA,ASIA,AMERICA AND ANY OTHER PART
OF THE WORLD.
May God Bless you and your family.
Regards,
Frank Robert.

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I must help him! Yes... I will give him full access to my bank account so he can deposit his charitive funds, so that I may distribute them among the sick and needy. Together, me and this West Saharan Frank Robert whose e-mail address may be butty122122@yahoo.ca or frankrobert_1@lycos.com, will do it for the CHILDREN.

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