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| Jul 29th, 2004 10:31 PM | |
| Driscoll |
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous She's not really there He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Tour the world in a heavy metal band But they run out of gas The plane can never land He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb When you're much too busy returning to the womb? 
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| Jul 25th, 2004 06:13 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
I didn't expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning. How long you been here, Joe? I don't know. I guess 30, 45 minutes maybe. Why do you ask? You must be making a lot of sales. Piling up a good income. Ohhh, I'm doing alright. I could do better, but....ohhhh, I get it Paul. Back on that old "Time Is Money" kick, right? Not back on it Joe, still on it. 
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| Jul 25th, 2004 05:55 PM | |
| Luchatein |
You're older than you've ever been. And now you're even older. And now you're even older. And now you're even older. You're older than you've ever been. And now you're even older. And now you're older still. TIME..is marching on And TIME.. is still marching on. |
| Jul 25th, 2004 04:41 PM | |
| Sam |
I heard a sound BUM BUM and looked around BUM BUM I looked around to find the thing that made the sound. |
| Jul 25th, 2004 04:32 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
PLEASE PASS THE MILK, PLEASE
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| Jul 25th, 2004 04:11 PM | |
| Sam |
MINIMUM WAAAAAGGGEEEEE! CHE-YAH!
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| Jul 24th, 2004 09:33 PM | |
| Luchatein |
Meet James Ensor, Belgiums famous painter. Step right up and shake his hand, Appreciate the man. |
| Jul 24th, 2004 08:54 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
'Cause everyone's your friend in New York City And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty The streets are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see But the best thing about New York City is you and me P.S. I GOT IT IN THE MAIL FINALLY AND I HATE I CAN HEAR YOU BECAUSE IT'S BORING BUT I LIKE METAL DETECTOR AND I HEARD SPIRALING SHAPE ON MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE ONCE OMG AND SAM WHERE ARE YOU?
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 02:13 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
They built this whole neighborhood out of wood, out of wood I guess I'll still be around when they burn, burn it down I will be standing around when the burn it down Here in the Museum of Idiots P.S. I ordered Factory Showroom for overnight delivery on Saturday and I still haven't gotten it yet
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:49 PM | |
| ArrowX | oom bop |
| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:34 PM | |
| Sam |
they call me dr. worm. Good morning. how are you? i'm dr. worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But i am a real worm; I am an actual worm. I live like a worm. I like to play the drums. I think i'm getting good, But i can handle criticism. I'll show you what i know, And you can tell me if you think i'm getting better on the drums. I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause i can't Hear the doorbell P.S. Both. 
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:17 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
At once I awoke to a futuristic world There were flying cars and gigantic metal bugs I'd grown a beard, it was long and white But I knew that the girl would be coming very soon For though everything had changed, there was still that clock And it still said four of two P.S. Which one, the original or the Severe Tire Damage version? 
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:13 PM | |
| Sam |
Mr. horrible Mr. horrible Telephone call for mr. horrible But before he can talk to the ugliness men There's some horrible business left For him to attend to Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain As he sponges it off they say "is this horrible? Is this horrible? It's the ugliness men, mr. horrible We're just trying to bug you We thought that our dreadfulness Might be a thing to annoy you with" P.S. That's like one of my favorite songs Milhouse Backwards.
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:11 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
When you're following an angel Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building? Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead Callin you an angel, calling you the nicest things I heard they had a space program When they sing, you can't hear, there's no air Sometimes I think I kind of like that And other times I think I'm already there
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:05 PM | |
| Sam |
in 1844, the democrats were split The three nominees for the presidential candidate Were martin van buren, a former president and an abolitionist James buchanan, a moderate Louis cass, a general and expansionist From nashville came a dark horse riding up He was james k. polk, napoleon of the stump |
| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:03 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
Every jumbled pile of a person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of 
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:01 PM | |
| Captain Goodtimes |
TAKE ME BACK TO CONSTANTINOPLE NO YOU CANT GO BACK TO CONSTANTINOPLE BEEN A LONG TIME GONE CONSTANTIONOPLE WHY DID CONSTANTINOPLE GET THE WORKS? THATS NOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THE TURRRRKS! |
| Jul 22nd, 2004 12:01 PM | |
| Sam |
No means no No is always no If they say no it means a thousand times no
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| Jul 22nd, 2004 11:58 AM | |
| Esuohlim |
For years and years I've wandered the earth Until I died and went to Hell But my dispair had ascended to Heaven That's how I finally got rid of it |
| Jul 22nd, 2004 11:56 AM | |
| Captain Goodtimes | you and your racist friend |
| Jul 22nd, 2004 11:56 AM | |
| Esuohlim |
Experimental dog Salivating dog Good dog Waiting for the dinner bell to do the bell thing Dinner bell, dinner bell ring |
| Jul 22nd, 2004 11:44 AM | |
| Sam |
THE TALK IN 'THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS' LYRICS THREAD I've been leaving on my things So in the morning when the morning bird sings There's still dinner on my dinner jacket 'til the dinner bell rings |
