| Aug 7th, 2004 01:10 PM |
| kellychaos |
My dick used to shiver when cold and that's much like a vibration. Then I bought a dick sock and my problem went away. Good luck.
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| Aug 6th, 2004 06:35 PM |
| Captain Goodtimes |
Is this from your pilot for the sitcom Married...To Commitment, guys?
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| Aug 6th, 2004 06:03 PM |
| Crimson Ghost |
 This is Randal
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| Aug 6th, 2004 06:00 PM |
| Crimson Ghost |
You have no batteries. Which is like robot AIDS.
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| Aug 6th, 2004 05:59 PM |
| Evil Robot |
You have AIDS
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| Aug 6th, 2004 05:57 PM |
| Crimson Ghost |
Shut up, you died in the car crash. Dead robot's can't talk.
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| Aug 6th, 2004 05:54 PM |
| Evil Robot |
There will be an "accident" in the ocean when we get to kingstown.
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| Aug 6th, 2004 05:47 PM |
| Crimson Ghost |
I had some pants once. Then they were stolen by a tribe of nomad squirrels who were bend on world domination. I was only lucky that I escaped with my life. These squirrels were crazy! There was one squirrel, his name was Randal, who whould jump in the air and make this buzzing sound as pounced upon me. Then there was Betty, she was the looker of the group. She had eight of the most beautiful nipples I have EVER seen. She was in love with Randal, so with one swing of a branch I took Betty's head off. The other squirrles took off, but not Randal. He was happy that Betty was dead and he gave me some pills of some sort. He also told me him name was not really Randal and that he was a human reborn as lord of the nomadic squirrels. He had overdosed on pills while online one day, and then WHAM... he was a squirrel. I took the pills and started to walk down the street with Randal. Suddenly his fellow squrrels surrounded me and demanded my pants. I refused and they were upon me. One grabed my pocket knife, while the others took my pants. The squirrel with the knife told me to leave of he'd "cut me". So, I left. To this day I wish I had two pairs of pants.
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| Aug 6th, 2004 04:01 PM |
| ThisIsWitty |
Witty bullshit.
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| Aug 5th, 2004 11:34 PM |
| Evil Robot |
This is bullshit.
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| Aug 5th, 2004 11:32 PM |
| Anonymous |
You're mis-labelled.
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| Aug 5th, 2004 11:23 PM |
| ThisIsWitty |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Studio8
get a new dick
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A vibrating dick isn't really a bad thing...
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| Aug 5th, 2004 11:16 PM |
| Zee Kay |
I'm sure there are exorcists out there who specialize in clothing articles for you.
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| Aug 5th, 2004 12:35 AM |
| Studio8 |
get a new dick
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| Aug 4th, 2004 07:38 PM |
| executioneer |
DIRKSEN OMG 
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| Aug 4th, 2004 01:44 AM |
| MLE |
sam, my side does that when i don't have my cell with me, sometimes. it's not just you 
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| Aug 4th, 2004 01:16 AM |
| Dirksen |
That was my penis. I'm very sorry.
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| Jul 31st, 2004 01:11 AM |
| Jixby Phillips |
you are tedius.
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| Jul 31st, 2004 01:05 AM |
| Guitar Woman |
This is why Cell phones are eBil! PURE FUKIN EBIL! THEY HAUNT U FOR ALL ETERNITY!  LOL BARF SMILEY!
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| Jul 30th, 2004 11:53 PM |
| WaterLilly |
Dr. Lilly says: "Crabs, definately crabs..."
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| Jul 30th, 2004 09:37 PM |
| Terra |
Nobody calls him because he has a dictaphone and that's nasty and leads to cheese buildup.
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| Jul 30th, 2004 09:34 PM |
| Supafly345 |
Your pants caught vibrate from your phone.
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| Jul 30th, 2004 09:22 PM |
| Terra |
Maybe your dick is possessed. Probably you should call a Priest.
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| Jul 30th, 2004 07:53 PM |
| FartinMowler |
It's probably your leg twitching :/
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| Jul 30th, 2004 07:34 PM |
| Emu |
That's not your pants, that's the tumor in your leg
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