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Aug 3rd, 2004 06:41 PM
Terra I perform land/elevation surveys and yell at the guy subcontractors who then laugh at me because I'm so short. It pays well and I get make people stop on the highway and flip me off. I get to wear a bright orange vest and a really cool yellow hard hat that the birds shit on. I look even more ridiculous than I normally do on my off hours. I carry all sorts of really cool equipment around that is pretty useless but it all looks important so people won't shoot at me. I have a fantabulous retirement and 401 K if I stick with it but all I really want to do right now is take the offer I got to go back to work at Hooters. I hear they are also hiring at the button factory.

I can't wait to go back to school at SMS.
Aug 3rd, 2004 06:30 PM
Sethomas All three jobs I've held have all been in air conditioning.

Appropriately enough, today I sent in my résumé for a barista position. I'm hoping it comes through, because I like the money.
Aug 3rd, 2004 06:26 PM
the[Hitman] I love how spectre makes his job sound tough.

Try detassling corn 10 hours a day for 6 canadian an hour.

Then you can bitch and moan.
Aug 3rd, 2004 06:03 PM
Sethomas One of my friends will be going into her second year at Harvard Law soon. I think she's 21. She's smart.
Aug 3rd, 2004 06:01 PM
punkgrrrlie10 26
Aug 3rd, 2004 05:59 PM
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Wow, 7 years of school, a JD, a BA, taken the Bar, and I could be a stripper. That doesn't feel like just a BIG FUCKING WASTE OF TIME or anything.
How old are you, punkgrrrlie? If you don't mind saying, that is. I have a huge amount of respect for law students.
Aug 3rd, 2004 04:48 PM
punkgrrrlie10 That's actually a pretty high demand job. Working for Penthouse or Playboy, or any kind of strip club is done by con law lawyers generally.

Irony at its best.
Aug 3rd, 2004 04:47 PM
kahljorn My suggestion is you become a lawyer who SPECIALIZES in defending strippers.
Aug 3rd, 2004 04:21 PM
Sethomas I'd still think it was all worth it.
Aug 3rd, 2004 04:05 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Wow, 7 years of school, a JD, a BA, taken the Bar, and I could be a stripper. That doesn't feel like just a BIG FUCKING WASTE OF TIME or anything.
Aug 3rd, 2004 01:17 PM
Zomboid You could always become a stripper and use the lawyer clothes you have for your act
Aug 3rd, 2004 12:01 PM
punkgrrrlie10 I don't have a job either and it sucks. No one wants a law student pending Bar results.

Looks like it's back to food service for me until November.

Oh wait, now I'm overqualified so they don't want me either. Maybe if I moved to China I could find a slave wage job assembling Barbies.
Aug 3rd, 2004 03:33 AM
PILLOWFIGHT i dont have a job or a even a caare in the world
Aug 3rd, 2004 03:29 AM
MacMonster sounds strenous
Aug 3rd, 2004 02:58 AM
dead_pigeon I used to prettify the stuff on shelves at a supermarket. Then I got tired of the stremuous manual labour so I quit.
I'm now working on becoming a freelance sperm-doner.
Aug 3rd, 2004 12:00 AM
eggyolk i work at marathon gas station, its alright sometimes. i slit someone leather seats up with a knife once. no nevermind, i didnt
Aug 2nd, 2004 02:33 PM
Guitar Woman I am an ass farmer. For my Job I grow asses. particualary my ass.
Aug 2nd, 2004 02:31 PM
Matt Harty FOR MY JOB I SHOOT FOAM BALLS AT LITTLE KIDS, OPERATE RIDES, AND FLIRT WITH PRETTY GIRLS
Aug 2nd, 2004 02:29 PM
ScruU2wice Working at a cashier isn't much better. It's monotonous, scripted, and drowns out any sunlight with an artificial flourescent glow.

We desperatly seek to do random physical labor like pushing carts, fixing shelves and whatever you can think of that isn't cashiering.

Still I'd rather be working than not.
Aug 2nd, 2004 02:25 PM
Spectre X
Job.

Argh.

First day at work. I work at a gardening center, picking weeds, hoeing, raking. Really tough, very warm, really tired.

Have to get up tomorrow at seven thirty again.

Oh well, at least it pays well. €3.25 per hour. Seven-and-a-half hours every day. More than €120.00 per week.

Gonna try to finish this one, after that, I'll see.

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