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Aug 24th, 2004 06:28 PM
Mockery Stinky and Sexy.
Aug 24th, 2004 06:27 PM
Protoclown Flaccid and sad
Aug 24th, 2004 05:57 PM
Mockery THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL LAST NIGHT?
Aug 24th, 2004 05:48 PM
Protoclown HOLY SHIT!!

CHERRY!!! Fucking WONDERFUL to see you back on here! I have missed talking to you! Hell, I've missed talking to a lot of you guys, I just haven't had the time to play around on the internet like I used to. Been out and about and being social and stuff.

Unfortunately, this does not involve TEH SECKS. My situation there hasn't really changed and anyone who told you it did is a dirty liar.
Aug 24th, 2004 04:32 PM
Daphne Hi Cherry, I don't know you yet but Glowbelly says that you're one of the nicest people ever, so I wanted to say 'hello'
Aug 24th, 2004 01:46 PM
ziggytrix dead or methuselah Fido - the latter could have it's perks.
Aug 24th, 2004 12:21 PM
Buffalo Tom
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Originally Posted by mburbank
I am 42 and A QUARTER YEARS OLD.

In dog years I would have been dead for a very long time. I thank god every day I am not a dog. Except for the flexability bit. That would be fun.
There no higher accomplishment than the ability to sniff your ass.
Aug 24th, 2004 12:16 PM
mburbank I am 42 and A QUARTER YEARS OLD.

In dog years I would have been dead for a very long time. I thank god every day I am not a dog. Except for the flexability bit. That would be fun.
Aug 24th, 2004 12:15 PM
Buffalo Tom
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dole
I think we are the same age...his birthday is little after mine though.
Yes, Dole and I are the same age. Both of our birthdays are in May, I think, though I don't think he can lay claim to the fact that he shares his with that of 80s heart-throb Corey Hart.
Aug 24th, 2004 12:10 PM
Dole I think we are the same age...his birthday is little after mine though.
Aug 24th, 2004 12:08 PM
Anonymous Yes
Aug 24th, 2004 12:05 PM
Mockery Is Dole older than Buffalo Tom?
Aug 24th, 2004 11:13 AM
glowbelly my badger is named badgy
Aug 24th, 2004 11:06 AM
Dole We wear top hats and smoke cigars (Glowbelly can have a lollipop instead for now) and carry badgers. And moan a lot.
Aug 24th, 2004 10:58 AM
glowbelly i could use a badge.

don't brigades have cool hats, too?
Aug 24th, 2004 10:55 AM
Dole Badge-hez?! We don need no steenkeen badge-hez!!
Aug 24th, 2004 10:55 AM
glowbelly ew. withered bits.

dole, i think you are third oldest...behind max and cosmo. i then think i am fourth.
Aug 24th, 2004 10:52 AM
FS Does this mean we get to wear badges
Aug 24th, 2004 10:50 AM
Dole
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I don't think he intended for it to be a real club
ITS A BRIGADE

Max, I am eternally grateful to you for continually wearing the oldest Mocker in town crown.
Aug 24th, 2004 10:43 AM
mburbank I may be older and funnier than everyone!! Old in spirit anyway. And grumpy and incontinent.

On the other hand some of you have been here longer than I have. Of the vets listed by Cherry, I think George is the only one I actually predate. It just seems like I've been here a really long time. That's what eeveryone says, everywhere I go. I swear, my wife says we've been married so long she's sure she'll die soon, but it's really only been ten years.

You, for instance, Mr. Dole, were on sebatical when I first came. People spoke of you as elderly but you're not as old as me. I'm quite the strippling here in the exhibits department. And when I sneak into nursing homes to torment residents and then claim to be grandchildren they don't recognize and go on a crying jag when they complain I lifted up their johnies nd pinched their withered bits I seem like a real youngster. It's all relative.
Aug 24th, 2004 10:25 AM
Anonymous I'd copy dole's signature, but sadly I don't think he intended for it to be a real club
Aug 24th, 2004 10:18 AM
Dole You may be older and funnier than us Max,..........that's it.
Aug 24th, 2004 10:18 AM
Anonymous have you grown yet cherry :<
Aug 24th, 2004 10:15 AM
mburbank Cherry; Pm'd you yesterday. Glow Pm'd you just now.

For those of you new-ish around here; These are both young ladies of high caliber, and you can trust me, because I'm older than you, I'm funnier than you, and I'm older and funnier than everyone else as well, so you don't need to feel squishy about it.
Aug 24th, 2004 09:47 AM
glowbelly 9 weeks

i've worn a bra for a whole week straight
i have to. if i don't and i move wrong, it feels like my nipples are being ripped off.
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