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| Sep 3rd, 2004 11:21 AM | ||
| Jes22 |
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to work in the house..The maid quit... Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to consider buying it if the price was right.... Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... ...including the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU???? 
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 10:49 AM | ||
| bigtimecow |
did you hear the one about the two polish guys that went hunting? yeah, 2 polish guys leave with 3 dogs... they come back an hour later. FOR MORE DOGS. ("they shot 'em you fuckin' idiot.") |
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 08:46 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I like the movie The pricess bride  I say "as you wish" to my wife when she askes me to do shit :/
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 08:39 AM | ||
| whoreable | i think bill and teds bogus journey is a great movie | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 07:50 AM | ||
| FS | I just love when you're in a message board arguement with someone and they suddenly say "who's that in your avatar" or just compliment you on it. It's like you're having an arguement in real life and the other person suddenly asks you what your favorite movie is. | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 07:08 AM | ||
| DeadKennedys |
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:53 AM | ||
| Father §p@z |
 Well, it's not really 3D, more like flash I guess.
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:51 AM | ||
| mubert | Yes, I hate mexicans, but I like their hats. | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:50 AM | ||
| Father §p@z |
No, I liked where it was going Btw cool 3D sombrero.
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:47 AM | ||
| mubert | Yeah, I suppose that was kinda off topic. | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:45 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | Okay | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:35 AM | ||
| mubert | I thought the daily show tonight was funny, cause of that one sentaor zell guy, he seriously verbally bitchslapped chris matthews from the republic national convention. what a crazy motherfucker. | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:34 AM | ||
| Dole |
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:11 AM | ||
| Father §p@z |
Um, does my name SAY Bad Mr Frosty? Cunt 
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:07 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
omg you're him 
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:06 AM | ||
| Father §p@z |
Wow, you are a mean son of a bitch And I know who Bad Mr. Frosty is, I have read his Game reviews, he seems like an ok guy
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:05 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
GUYS remember when Bad Mr. Frosty left the boards and he made a new topic in every forum and was like "goodbye ravers," "good bye ska-fans!" etc then the got to like Loveline and was like "goodbye, lovers" "goodbye philosophers" "good bye buyers/sellers"
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:03 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | CRAZY TOAST MAN. HA HA HA. YOU ARE BEING BUDDY BUDDY WITH ME LIKE WE ARE BUDS OR SOMETHING. ISN'T THAT NICE. You remind me of BAD MR FROSTY, who did the same shit, treated people like they were what their avatar was. Are you going to sign Mr. Mockery's yearbook by saying "It would be great to have Mr. Mockery in heaven!" and insist everybody "Stay Cool!" everytime you leave the boards? PS BEFORE YOU SAY "WHOS BAD MR FROSTY" PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT THAT PERHAPS I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY YOU DONT KNOW AND THESE REFERENCES I'M MAKING KIND OF EXPLAIN THEMSELVES OKAY THATNKS | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:57 AM | ||
| Father §p@z |
I didn't try to pass it off as my own, you dipstick. I said "It was on last comic standing last night." STOP HATING ME CRAZY TOAST MAN
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:54 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
Jesus fucking cunt, you repeat jokes from LAST COMIC STANDING. You don't just WATCH Last Comic Standing, but you try to pass off material from it as your own. FUCK. You're like, the worst. YOU ARE SO STUPID IT MAKES ME STUPID. FUCK OFF. |
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:38 AM | ||
| executioneer | WELL THE LAST COMICS STANDING HAVE SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO THEN | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:36 AM | ||
| Father §p@z |
Hmm, cuz it was on Last Comic Standing last night as I mentioned earlier, and I almost suffocated when I heard it
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:34 AM | ||
| executioneer | i'm pretty sure i read that joke in one of my dad's old playboys about 12 years ago, seriously | |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:32 AM | ||
| Father §p@z |
I thought it was funny I guess it's only funny on last comic standing. Ah, who the heck am I kidding, Spectre X never has anything nice to say. Even his avatar is mean.
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:30 AM | ||
| executioneer | i'm pretty sure that JOKE is 89 years old | |
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