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Apr 3rd, 2003 06:20 PM
Cybernetico This thread is interesting

Somebody get me some popcorn
Mar 29th, 2003 04:57 PM
CaptainBubba SLUT!
Mar 29th, 2003 04:05 PM
fear of karma i have done so many stupid things where relationships and sex are concerned.

I once gave a guy head at a track meet for the sole reason that i was bored. He told all his friends about it and I felt pretty much shunned because of my impulsive behavior.

also i dated a younger guy who only went out with me because he had a bet with his friend about who would get farther.
Mar 20th, 2003 08:28 PM
AChimp You must have a really big penis if she wanted to go for long distance sex, too, Jamesman.
Mar 20th, 2003 09:04 AM
sadie it.
Mar 18th, 2003 07:54 PM
Helm Who cares? They've signed Biohazard, for christ's sake.
Mar 17th, 2003 10:44 PM
Ninjavenom Roadrunner records won't care much for that. :/
Mar 17th, 2003 01:38 PM
Helm What if I chop it in half? :notnice
Mar 16th, 2003 05:08 AM
sadie i totally don't have kids. i have a kid.
Mar 15th, 2003 08:56 PM
Helm Sadie, after I have my way with you in the toolshed, I'll totally hang out with your kids too. It's gonna be great.
Mar 15th, 2003 07:34 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by Jamesman
And then I could bring up Lenor.
Yes. Thank god you didn't do that; That really is an ace-in-the-hole in regard to any encounter with me.

Or perhaps I've realized and admitted it was stupid and grew up a little, rather than choosing to base a belief system of love and woe entirely on a failed encounter with some daffy canuck broad, and make theatrical online productions of the terrible (but just) internet decisions I have to make in my internet relationships.

Hard to say, though.
Mar 15th, 2003 06:25 PM
Protoclown That's very sad, sadie

And "internet things" are all false, in my mind.
Mar 15th, 2003 04:15 PM
sadie there's this irl guy who told me last summer he's been in love with me for ten years or so, and, even though he says he understands i'm not into RELATIONSHIPS now (and may never be again ) and says he expects nothing, i find that i can't even hang out with him happily anymore. i know it would never go anywhere regardless of my stance on relationships, for a number of reasons, and i don't want to end up feeling guilty for having given him any hope that it would.

also, "internet things" don't necessarily just go away, and neither are they necessarily of any less weight than other "things."
Mar 15th, 2003 01:32 PM
James Well, there's the pot calling the kettle black. You're a broken record of "You're a loser and a virgin" comment, which I've seen you use countless times as a response to many people.

Besides, why should I owe you anything original? You're not worth trying to think up anything else. Besides, making fun of your girlfriend is working very well. Not my fault she's a failed experiment from the island of Dr. Moureau, you know.

I hope she eats you, and chokes to death.
Mar 15th, 2003 01:25 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Boring. Say something new once. You're the one trying to make yourself feel better by trashing my relationship, something you know absolutely nothing about.
Mar 15th, 2003 12:56 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Here is my final tip, date this girl, just so she can she what a fucking loser you are, and that way you won't hurt her, because she will never long for 'what could have been.
And how's that been working out for you? Still keeping the ol' hunchback satisfied?

See, it's funny to call your girlfriend all these things, because they're true. OR, it could be that you base your worth on sexual experience and being in a relationship, so it's the best way to make you cry like a little bitch. And it's obviously working, by your retorts.

Besides, for a girl to put up with someone like you, she'd have to be desperate and suffer from a learning disability.
Mar 15th, 2003 12:41 PM
Protoclown Dude, if it was an internet thing, I'm sure she got over it after about five minutes.
Mar 15th, 2003 12:07 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Jamesman> If you could actually understand English, you would have read my post, and understood what I was talking about. Sadly, instead of heeding advice, you just make lame jokes, try to insult a woman you have never seen (and definitely have gotten the physical description completely wrong, you fat fuck), and try to make yourself feel better about your shitty and pathetic existence. Here is my final tip, date this girl, just so she can she what a fucking loser you are, and that way you won't hurt her, because she will never long for 'what could have been.'
Mar 14th, 2003 07:13 PM
Skulhedface James, all things considered, it may have hurt her, but looking at things realistically, she will get over it soon. Nothing against you or her, but realistically speaking, it won't take her long to find someone else to fall into attraction to. Assuming it's just a case of puppy love or even intermediate love, it won't take her TOO long to get over. Love hurts no matter what, so actually I think you did the right thing. And I actually have to applaud you for that, 99% of people would've just used her for their own means, and that (as in your choice) shows compassion, so I do endorse your decision.
Mar 14th, 2003 07:10 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Ha, Jamesman knows I'm right, yet he makes a lame joke instead. Big surprise.
And what exactly were you right about, Daisyhead? I don't see anything you've ever said that has ever been proven as being right.

Unless I missed that "I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being who uses my moose of a girlfriend as a reason for why I'm better than everyone else" thread. I'll go do a search now.
Mar 14th, 2003 06:47 PM
CaptainBubba I WILL!
Mar 14th, 2003 06:45 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Go back to your virgin thread.
Mar 14th, 2003 06:39 PM
CaptainBubba I heard from a very reliable source that you are a cunt.
Mar 14th, 2003 06:19 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Ha, Jamesman knows I'm right, yet he makes a lame joke instead. Big surprise.
Mar 14th, 2003 06:17 PM
noob3 Maybe she stubbed her toe
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