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| Sep 27th, 2004 01:21 PM | |
| Zomboid |
It's gotta suck living in the states. I'm like 7 months away from being legally an adult and able to buy ANYTHING 
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| Sep 27th, 2004 08:58 AM | |
| Terra |
The bouncer would lose his job if he let you in Jixby. Those guys make upwards of close to 100K a year, depending on how effective they are and if it's at the right club (and it sounds as though it is). Even if you told him the wrong date, he would have come back for you and jettisoned you from the place which would be even more humiliating. On the 28th though, NOTHING can stop you. And happy birthday on that date. |
| Sep 27th, 2004 05:21 AM | |
| FS |
I know more or less how you feel. One time when I was 15 and on vacation, I went out with my older brother and sister, and we went to this bar/pool hall/disco where you had to be 16 to be allowed in (drinking laws are different here), and it was one fucking day before my birthday, but as soon as a bouncer stopped me and asked me how old I was, I jerked out "15!" and had to go. WOULD DO BUSINESS WITH AGAIN INDEED |
| Sep 27th, 2004 01:17 AM | |
| executioneer |
poopie 
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| Sep 27th, 2004 01:12 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
So I give my ID to the bouncer or whatever. My birthdate: 9-28-83 BOUNCER: What's today's date? ME: The 26th. I FUCKING COCKBLOCKED MYSELF For real, I can't fucking lie about ANYTHING. I totally hate myself now Anyway theres more to the story but telling it right now would just remind me of how much I fucking suck sometimes. STAY AWAY FROM THIS SELLER. A sad deal. F minus. |
| Sep 27th, 2004 12:16 AM | |
| Evil Robot | crystal vision is one of my all time favorite songs. |
| Sep 26th, 2004 11:53 PM | |
| James |
I'd fuck Maria Bamford. But she'd have to keep a shirt on because her lack of breasts disturbs me.
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| Sep 26th, 2004 11:25 PM | |
| Captain Goodtimes | Thunder only happens when it's rainin' |
| Sep 26th, 2004 11:11 PM | |
| Evil Robot | Whats so great about fleetwood mac? That is fleetwood mac, right? |
| Sep 26th, 2004 08:00 PM | |
| huond | i hope ameen is right about that venue for your sake!! |
| Sep 26th, 2004 07:58 PM | |
| HickMan |
lol . Good luck getting in there. I bet it'll be funny
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| Sep 26th, 2004 07:44 PM | |
| Captain Goodtimes | Hey I know those guys! |
| Sep 26th, 2004 07:22 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | dont delete this one this ones the good one! |
| Sep 26th, 2004 07:20 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
TONIGHT I'M HOPEFULLY GONNA SEE     I'm on the guest list but if i get carded i'm outta there!!! unless they're, you know, cool or something, because my 21st birthday is only TWO days away here goes nothing ;_: |
