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Oct 2nd, 2004 11:46 PM | |
Anonymous |
OH SHIT WAIT I SENT IT TO MOCK WARS ![]() |
Oct 2nd, 2004 11:45 PM | |
Anonymous | WELL GUYS I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME I PUT THIS ONE IN THREAD BACKUPS |
Oct 2nd, 2004 09:57 PM | |
FurankuS |
(I can't edit the post for some reason...) That's an old draft of the paper, too. |
Oct 2nd, 2004 09:54 PM | |
FurankuS | No, I'm not retarded. I just pander to the retards that give me grades so I have more time to play PSO. |
Sep 28th, 2004 08:29 PM | |
The One and Only... | I'd hate to break it to you guys, but The Smurfs is actually an allegory for communism. |
Sep 27th, 2004 10:12 PM | |
McClain | So you are indeed retarded? |
Sep 27th, 2004 10:12 PM | |
FurankuS | Actually, I was well over the length requirement (it was only a 600 word minimum x_X), and most of the loopy-around words are a requirement by the teacher (I don't really have time to explain). We're allowed to use questions in the opener (not that I really give a damn; she'd only take off 5 points max if I messed something up). |
Sep 27th, 2004 09:57 PM | |
The Retro Kat |
Your introductions to your paragraphs are redundant and don't draw the reader in. It doesn't make the reader want to read, which is probably why I didn't waste my god damn time.![]() FAILED YOU FUCKING TWAT! |
Sep 27th, 2004 05:26 PM | |
Captain Goodtimes | It Stinks! |
Sep 27th, 2004 04:15 PM | |
Mike | In the 3rd sentence you need to use "then" instead of "than". I know "a" and "e" look similar but they're not. The rest is boring and is not good. |
Sep 27th, 2004 04:01 PM | |
Anonymous |
Well its obvious you fucking failed. Go back and redo your paper. Here's an example of an A+ paper, and don't you dare rip it off, fucktard. ![]() Its so obvious, I don't know why everyone liked these li'l Aryan bastards so much. They were a "Hitlerrific" toy long before swastika game boards were fashionable. The first example of this is their clothing. They're all dressed in white in similar fashion of the KKK, they even got the white hoodlike hats for Pete's sake! Now Papa Smurf wore red, but the KKK also uses different colored sheets to signify higher rank also. Speaking of color, the Smurfs were all one color, blue. Which supports the ideology of Aryan purity, and we know that having blue eyes was an Aryan ideal so thus the blue color. Now the blond hair Aryan ideal was represented by Smurfette, speaking of which why was she the only visible female smurf? Now there have been theories that the Smurfs were just harmless homosexuals, but the truth is far more sinister, and goes back to Nazi ideology again: A woman's place was to stay home, bare foot and pregnant to produce more soldiers for the empire. That's why you never saw any other female Smurfs, they were basically treated as property. Smurfette being the exception because she was obviously Papa Smurf's illegitamate daughter. (There were also hints of incest going on as well, similar to Hitler's relationship with his cousin) Now let's look at the Smurf's "enemy" Gargamel. who's obviously an Anti-Semetic characature of the "evil Jew" even down to the oversized nose. Even his cat Azrael has the same name as the Angel of Death in the Islamic tradition. (Himmler actually recruited Bosnian Muslims for his SS in Yugoslavia) And Azrael also sounds a little TOO close to Israel don't you think? Let's look at some other characters, now scapegoatism was very common in Nazi Germany and Brainy Smurf seemed to be the whipping boy in smurf society. This makes sense, intellectualism was frowned upon in Nazi Germany also, but Brainy was probably invaluable in creating new technology, so he was killed. That young human boy who was always helping the Smurfs was a perfect example of Hitler Youth. Devoted and utterly loyal to them. You might ask why that Pansy Smurf hadn't been purged, but remember Ernst Rohem was also homosexual, a high ranking Nazi and utterly ruthless. Goreing was also prone to cross dressing. So Pansy Smurf probably had some serious blackmail, and clout to insure his survival. The Smurf society just happend to be all blue you say? Nonsense! One only has to look to their relatives, the Snorks (Who are underwater Smurfs) and see that their society consisted of many colors. They even accepted foreigners who couldn't speak English (That green honking guy). If the Snorks were an equal, democratic and capitalist society, then the Smurfs represented the National Socialist Nightmare. Evidence shows that the Smurf society was similar to the Snorks at one time, but by the time we saw them, they'd already succeeded in their holocaust and wiped out any traces of their non-blue brethern. The scary thing about all this is that these Smurfs were so readily accepted by the public and were considered to be "cute and nice" toys, could a revived 4th Reich been far behind? Fortunately, REAL American toys like He-man and GI Joe put a stop to this Smurfzi nonsense and kicked their blue Aryan asses. (Sniff) God Bless America! Next topic: Communist Plots? Crystar, Care bears and Cabbage Patch kids (CCCP!) and an interview with Hanoi Shortcake. (She DID wear a lot of red y'know) ![]() |
Sep 27th, 2004 03:57 PM | |
mburbank |
I think it's a horrible SACK OF CRAP! Oh, wait, did you mean Read it and critique it? Because I can't see myself doing that. I'm just being honest with you. |
Sep 27th, 2004 03:53 PM | |
The Damp Moose | Uh huh, and so are you going to be able to turn that in without giggling? |
Sep 27th, 2004 03:48 PM | |
DeadKennedys | PENIS JOKES ARE AWESOME |
Sep 27th, 2004 03:41 PM | |
Anonymous | Don't listen to deadkennedys man he's just jealous because he'll never have a penis to call his own |
Sep 27th, 2004 03:38 PM | |
DeadKennedys |
A good essay should not have questions in it, rhetorical or not. Remain objective. And the rest of it sucks. |
Sep 27th, 2004 03:01 PM | |
Anonymous | I for one think this kid is fresh and hilarious! |
Sep 27th, 2004 02:51 PM | |
ernasty10050 | why did you write about ninjas |
Sep 27th, 2004 02:11 PM | |
Anonymous |
Your thesis for the paper is muddled. Your argument suffers from not having cited any primary sources, and the sources you did use were not properly cited. Also, you began your conclusion with "as has been shown", which is something that should never be done. Your overall argument is shaky at best. I would give you a D on this paper only because you met the minimum length requirement, even though you reached that point by filling your paper with bilge. |
Sep 27th, 2004 01:55 PM | |
EisigerBiskuit |
if it has nothing good to say about pirates, I'll' see you in summer school. ![]() |
Sep 27th, 2004 01:08 PM | |
dieglamourous | Visit realultimatepower.com one too many times? |
Sep 27th, 2004 01:08 PM | |
sadie | sorry. i threw out all my red pens. |
Sep 27th, 2004 12:57 PM | |
Anonymous | Meh. It needed some Nazi Smurfs in it. |
Sep 27th, 2004 12:56 PM | |
McClain |
My reaction to your paper depends on your age. 5-8 yrs. = GENIUS! 7-9 yrs. = GREAT! 10-13 yrs. = NOT BAD! 14 + yrs. = RETARDED |
Sep 27th, 2004 12:51 PM | |
FS | Come see me after class. |
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