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| Jan 29th, 2005 02:36 AM | ||
| Marine | say... this mushroom is edible right? | |
| Jan 28th, 2005 06:18 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
when a guy is being set up on a blind date and they TOTALLY try and get out of it with no luck, but then the blind date is SUPER HAWT and the guy goes all gagga the blind date is never seen in any following episodes |
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| Jan 28th, 2005 04:04 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
"QUICK, TELL ME THE NUMBER FOR 911!" 
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| Oct 11th, 2004 07:10 PM | ||
| Emu |
Where two people hate eachother but then some kind of wacky sitchation forces them to work together and then they end up being best of friends but the bully character has a reputation to maintain so they go back to being bully and sock puppet characters so they won't have to change the plots of any of the shows after that. 
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| Oct 11th, 2004 05:04 PM | ||
| the_dudefather | the saved by the bell "dont get mad - get even" way of ending an episode where a character who lies/cheats other character gets a taste of his own medicine - with hilarious results - | |
| Oct 11th, 2004 04:16 PM | ||
| Captain Goodtimes |
I think this is the most overused sitcom joke/situation ever, try to top this one, every sitcom has done it at least once: Pretty obvious, when two characters are having a serious argument about something juicy and once they settle things they open the door and oh look, the rest of the family/gang is there eaves dropping, then one of them make a joke about the door being broken
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| Oct 2nd, 2004 07:53 AM | ||
| McMock |
This is every episode of the nanny: Nanny: There is NO way <ungh> is going to happen. Butler walks in and says: Did you hear? <ungh> just happened. Another annoying one. Smarter person: We need to be pro-active and go to the mall. Dumb person: What? Smarter person: We should favour action, go to the mall. Dumb person: What? Smarter person: To the mall! Dumb person: Okay! or even: Dumb person: Why didn't you say so immediately? Fresh prince of bel air: every time somebody mentions height, children or growth deficiency syndrome: Will: <Carlton-remark>! Substitute for a <The Fat Dad Type of Guy> remark whenever fatness or bigness is mentioned. |
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| Oct 1st, 2004 10:08 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | Woman: It's not that i don't trust you... it's just that... well, i don't trust you. | |
| Oct 1st, 2004 09:19 PM | ||
| thebiggameover |
i like the jokes where 2 people hate each other and they talk shit back and forth drew carrie the bar hop in cheers jessie and slater |
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| Oct 1st, 2004 06:35 PM | ||
| Captain Goodtimes |
I think situations should be added because those are just big jokes. How about this one:  Joe: this party is cgoing to be fun. Roy: Can I come? Joe: uhhh...ook! Roy: great I'll bring my (insert lame thing Ex: Recorded Maury Episodes) Then the other guys start punching Joe cause he was a doofus to invite roy. |
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| Oct 1st, 2004 11:58 AM | ||
| Esuohlim | Or when in one scene they're like "There is absolutely no way in the world that you can talk me into doing it." Then the scene changes instantly and it's like "I can't believe you talked me into doing it." | |
| Oct 1st, 2004 03:50 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
You are WRONG HERES A GOOD ONE: when the charater asks a question like, "If you are out here, then who was that upstairs in bed... they sounded just like..." (they realize the answer, and both complete the sentance and angrly call out to the person) "... URKEL!!!!!!!!" |
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| Oct 1st, 2004 03:37 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
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| Sep 30th, 2004 05:16 PM | ||
| Captain Goodtimes | How about when the older brother/sister comes in from whatever-city and he's always better than the other guy, until you find out that the sibling is a real smuck and everyone loves the other guy again. | |
| Sep 30th, 2004 04:10 PM | ||
| FS | OK but seriously though, when the father's mother comes over to stay and he's really overprotective but she just wants to GET JIGGY WITH IT and have sex or do drugs or watch porn or other stupid shit. | |
| Sep 30th, 2004 03:29 PM | ||
| FS |
That's not a cliché :/ How about when Alf gets a chance to go home BUT HE STAYS is that a good one How about when Alf tries to eat the cat but gets caught then tries to cover it up How about when the neighbor thinks she's seen Alf and they try to cover it up by telling her she probably has a brain tumor |
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| Sep 30th, 2004 03:08 PM | ||
| bigtimecow |
sienfeld: kid: hey, you just DOUBLE DIPPED the chip george: what are you talking about? (audience  )kid: you just dipped the chip, bit it, then dipped it again. you DOUBLE DIPPED THE CHIP. that's like putting your whole mouth in the bowl! |
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| Sep 30th, 2004 02:51 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | Jesus fucking christ you guys are SCREWING IT ALL UP! | |
| Sep 30th, 2004 07:18 AM | ||
| Killer Manatee |
The Serious Situation clichés. Drugs, illnesses. Hell, even weddings. They always try to make the audience feel like there's this deep, meaningful situation happening, and it makes me laugh how stupidly these things are written. I think the only show that made it work was MASH, but then I didn't consider that a sitcom anyways. |
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| Sep 30th, 2004 04:42 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | you guys are describing SITUATIONS, not JOKES, jeez louise are you guys dumb! | |
| Sep 30th, 2004 04:29 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
The friends tells you to watch a pet/baby/robot and it escapes, and they find it in the least likely spot. Or the pet/baby/robot dies, and they replace it. Or the pet/baby/robot gets injured, and they cover it up. |
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| Sep 30th, 2004 03:36 AM | ||
| Ant10708 |
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| Sep 30th, 2004 03:24 AM | ||
| Sethomas | Getting trapped in an elevator. | |
| Aug 31st, 2004 11:47 PM | ||
| King Hadas |
Norm: Good afternoon, everybody. Everybody: Norm! Coach: How about a beer, Norm Norm: Hey, I'm high on life Coach. Of course, beer is my life. |
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| Aug 31st, 2004 05:17 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
especially if they have to change cloathes or wigs between people, then HAHA they wear the wrong thing at the wrong table. the only show that gets away with the forementioned cliche is blackadder, mainly becuase its funny . especially for the 'great booze up' explanation  another one which happens far to often is the 'confession' sketch. one character has to confess something to another character. eg: (racheal has to tell monica that she broke her vase) racheal: monica, i have to tell you somethi... monica: know what makes me mad? that someone would just break my vase and not even tell me! if i knew who did it, i would simply kill them! now what where you saying.... racheal: uhhhhhh... nice...wallpaper! uhuhuhuhuh.... (cue scooby doo-esce canned laughter) |
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