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Oct 21st, 2004 11:44 AM
davinxtk The astronomer makes similar reasonable assumptions when he listens into the most distant parts of the universe with his microwave telescope listening for possible sensible patterns of sound. If a sensible pattern of sound data could be found coming from another region of space, then there lies conclusive evidence that intelligence exists outside of our world, even if they do not know who is making the sound!

But do they worship the same god? Do they follow christ?

OR ARE THEY SINFUL HOMOSEXUALS?!
Oct 20th, 2004 01:10 PM
sadie
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He is committed to restoring Biblical law and constitutional government in America.
isn't this a paradox?
Oct 20th, 2004 11:38 AM
Zhukov They're just hi-fiveing Jesus.
Oct 20th, 2004 05:54 AM
Dole In the little graphic in the top right that has rotating pics of the family, the Mum and Dad REALLY look like they are sieg heiling.
Oct 19th, 2004 11:27 PM
Bass Wasn't that theory on atheists talked about in one of Michael Crichton's books, or some other sci-fi book that I can't recall the name of?
Oct 19th, 2004 11:23 PM
AChimp I love the logic flaw in the premises on the athiest page.
Oct 19th, 2004 09:23 PM
Preechr If a group of men in their endeavors, whatever they may be, harms a pregnant woman so badly that she miscarries, no matter the situation or whether the harm was intended, he should be subject to some appropriate punishment, but if he also injures the mother, he should be injured just as he injured her, even if that means killing him after he experiences the injuries that led to her death (if he killed the mother.)
Oct 19th, 2004 09:18 PM
Bass Not sure since I don't remember where I would have even seen a bible recently, but didn't that Jesus fellow more or less denounce that whole "eye for an eye" thing, and say some thing about turning the other cheek?
Oct 19th, 2004 09:08 PM
Jeanette X Their quote, KJV version:
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Exodus 21:22-25: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt
give life for life, Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Darby Version
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22 And if men strive together, and strike a woman with child, so that she be delivered, and no mischief happen, he shall in any case be fined, according as the woman's husband shall impose on him, and shall give it as the judges estimate. 23 But if mischief happen, then thou shalt give life for life, 24 eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, 25 branding for branding, wound for wound, stripe for stripe. 26
Revised Standard Version
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"When men strive together, and hurt a woman with child, so that there is a miscarriage, and yet no harm follows, the one who hurt her shall be fined, according as the woman's husband shall lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. 23 If any harm follows, then you shall give life for life, 24 eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, 25 burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Fined. It says fined. FINED! IT ISN'T MURDER UNLESS THE WOMAN DIES!

No wonder these fundies want the Bible to remain in the KJV version, they know that every other translation will show what idiots they are. I'm going to double check how exactly the translation works out from the Hebrew, but I think this is what it says.

Its hilarious how they pull these passages out and don't realize that they contradict their arguement.
Oct 19th, 2004 07:34 PM
Preechr Obviously it's taking the picture. DUH!!!
Oct 19th, 2004 06:43 PM
Bass "Patrick and Elizabeth Johnston reside in central Ohio with their four young home-schooled children. Patrick Johnston is a family practice physician and founder of the Muskingum County Association of Pro-life Physicians. He is Vice Chairman of the Constitution Party of Ohio. He is committed to restoring Biblical law and constitutional government in America. He is also active in street ministry and is the author of many articles."


I wonder what they did with the fourth child... She was probably born with brown hair or brown eyes, so they thought she was possessed and was consequently stoned to death.[/i]
Oct 19th, 2004 06:39 PM
kahljorn that guy must have some kind of mind control device; for such an ugly guy.. managing to impregnate the same woman three times? Jeebus.
Oct 19th, 2004 06:04 PM
Preechr "YOUR FAMILY IS HURTING MY EYES!!!"
Oct 19th, 2004 05:57 PM
ziggytrix They're an SPF 1000 sunblock commercial begging to be made if you ask me.

Fuck, I thought I was pale.
Oct 19th, 2004 05:04 PM
FS
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Originally Posted by sadie
and they look so nice.
Holy shit, they're Raelians. At least, you can't tell me those girls aren't clones of the mother.
Oct 19th, 2004 04:27 PM
kellychaos He was a nice boy who always said please and thank you ... even as he deftly sliced off my labia majora with a paring knife.
Oct 19th, 2004 04:05 PM
Bass Yeah, they always try and trick you with the idea that women will be there, and then they expect you to stay anyways. Meh.. I just won't go...

Oh, and did that site just say that because I'm pro-choice, I'm also pro-rape?

(also shocked that "abortafetus.com" isn't already taken by somebody.... there are just so many possibilities)
Oct 19th, 2004 03:59 PM
kahljorn That's the only reason i went! That and the escorting cop, but i coulda escaped earlier. But they're all, "You're going to mexico!" and at their base in perris near here there's men AND women, so i was like... In mexico? With a bunch of beautiful ladies? My my! Who could honestly refuse Mexico+beautiful women? They TRICK YOU. There was only like two women at the womens camp(was across the highway) and they were some ugly ass mexican girls, like 40 years old... the pastor stayed with the women, what a gentleman.
Oct 19th, 2004 03:44 PM
Bass No, the last one I went to, people kept touching me, saying it was the "laying of hands" or something weird like that, and praying while their hands were smothering my head. And these people weren't even catholic priests, so there was no excuse for having their hands anywhere near me.

(probably would have stayed if there were hot chicks doing the "hands" thing)
Oct 19th, 2004 03:37 PM
kahljorn If it was anything like the one i went to, they took all your stuff, including your medicine, and said all you need is God. Plus you only ate out of one bowl, drank out of one cup, and anytime you pissed someone off they made you dig a 5 x5 x 5 hole in good old mexican soil.
Oct 19th, 2004 03:01 PM
Bass Wow, I can't even imagine going to church that much. I haven't been to one in years, which is quite a feat considering I live in part of the bible belt.
Oct 19th, 2004 02:50 PM
Ant10708 You don't think going to church 7 days a week is a good future?
Oct 19th, 2004 01:20 PM
Bass Oh man, I feel sorry for the kids in that picture. They have vewry little hope for a happy future.
Oct 19th, 2004 01:15 PM
sadie and they look so nice.
Oct 19th, 2004 12:54 PM
ItalianStereotype that's a Baptist site, they're all over the place down here.
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