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Oct 22nd, 2004 10:35 PM | ||
CaptainBubba | I don't like handjobs unless I am administering them. I find that others simply dont have the skill and mental knowledge of my penis's needs like I do. The novelty of "The Stranger" technique wears off quikly when I discover the stranger knows exactly how to work me and must either be me or Jesus. And I am not gay because god hates that. | |
Oct 22nd, 2004 02:51 AM | ||
thebiggameover | have you tried it in junction with "the stranger"? | |
Oct 20th, 2004 04:19 PM | ||
kellychaos | Sock itch? :/ | |
Oct 20th, 2004 04:18 AM | ||
FS |
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Oct 19th, 2004 08:30 PM | ||
eggyolk |
![]() hey guys i found a pic if u need some inspiration ![]() |
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Oct 19th, 2004 08:28 PM | ||
ThisIsWitty |
Be sure to turn the sock inside-out, lest you scathe your penis on the rougher inside. ![]() |
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Oct 18th, 2004 07:30 PM | ||
The Retro Kat | Fabric book covers are tighter. | |
Oct 18th, 2004 07:27 PM | ||
The One and Only... | I tried it once. Didn't enjoy the experience. I love lube too much. | |
Oct 18th, 2004 04:40 PM | ||
Esuohlim |
Re: Hey Guys. Quote:
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Oct 18th, 2004 04:11 PM | ||
kellychaos | Fuck you, Argyle. Staring out of the sock drawer at me with those "cum hither" eyes. | |
Oct 18th, 2004 11:04 AM | ||
Zhukov | Do you get fluff on your herman or what? | |
Oct 18th, 2004 10:31 AM | ||
Terra |
Do you stick your weenie inside the sock or do you stick your hand inside the sock and pull on your weenie? ![]() |
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Oct 18th, 2004 05:34 AM | ||
FS | Welcome to the secret society of the sockfuckers. Someone will come to you soon to arrange your sock drawer in order of fuckability. | |
Oct 18th, 2004 12:20 AM | ||
CaptainBubba |
Hey Guys. Hey. I have a problem. I tried masturbating with a sock and it felt so damn good ya'll. Seriously. This is a problem now because I do not desire the meaningless lumps of flesh known as ladies anymore because sock is also warm and tight and wetness just makes me take longer anyway. I admit afterward I have to look down in shame at my defiled foot-wear rather than bask in the victorious glory of a love-slain lady-friend, but I can go straight to my computer afterward too. And my computer is always coming for me. Right now. Shes coming. I dont wear socks because sandals are awesome, so wearing a dirty one isnt a problem and for some reason I have like 8 pairs, so I can go two weeks without washing any of them, and get sock play every day. I fail to see why I should stay with my girlfriend honestly. Sometimes she farts. Cmon. |