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Oct 22nd, 2004 10:35 PM
CaptainBubba I don't like handjobs unless I am administering them. I find that others simply dont have the skill and mental knowledge of my penis's needs like I do. The novelty of "The Stranger" technique wears off quikly when I discover the stranger knows exactly how to work me and must either be me or Jesus. And I am not gay because god hates that.
Oct 22nd, 2004 02:51 AM
thebiggameover have you tried it in junction with "the stranger"?
Oct 20th, 2004 04:19 PM
kellychaos Sock itch? :/
Oct 20th, 2004 04:18 AM
FS
Oct 19th, 2004 08:30 PM
eggyolk

hey guys i found a pic if u need some inspiration
Oct 19th, 2004 08:28 PM
ThisIsWitty Be sure to turn the sock inside-out, lest you scathe your penis on the rougher inside.
Oct 18th, 2004 07:30 PM
The Retro Kat Fabric book covers are tighter.
Oct 18th, 2004 07:27 PM
The One and Only... I tried it once. Didn't enjoy the experience. I love lube too much.
Oct 18th, 2004 04:40 PM
Esuohlim
Re: Hey Guys.

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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
I fail to see why I should stay with my girlfriend honestly. Sometimes she farts.
Cmon.
I laughed here then stopped reading the thread.
Oct 18th, 2004 04:11 PM
kellychaos Fuck you, Argyle. Staring out of the sock drawer at me with those "cum hither" eyes.
Oct 18th, 2004 11:04 AM
Zhukov Do you get fluff on your herman or what?
Oct 18th, 2004 10:31 AM
Terra Do you stick your weenie inside the sock or do you stick your hand inside the sock and pull on your weenie?
Oct 18th, 2004 05:34 AM
FS Welcome to the secret society of the sockfuckers. Someone will come to you soon to arrange your sock drawer in order of fuckability.
Oct 18th, 2004 12:20 AM
CaptainBubba
Hey Guys.

Hey. I have a problem. I tried masturbating with a sock and it felt so damn good ya'll. Seriously.

This is a problem now because I do not desire the meaningless lumps of flesh known as ladies anymore because sock is also warm and tight and wetness just makes me take longer anyway.

I admit afterward I have to look down in shame at my defiled foot-wear rather than bask in the victorious glory of a love-slain lady-friend, but I can go straight to my computer afterward too. And my computer is always coming for me. Right now. Shes coming.

I dont wear socks because sandals are awesome, so wearing a dirty one isnt a problem and for some reason I have like 8 pairs, so I can go two weeks without washing any of them, and get sock play every day.

I fail to see why I should stay with my girlfriend honestly. Sometimes she farts.
Cmon.

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