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Oct 21st, 2004 07:05 PM
kahljorn we're getting married in a cave.
Oct 21st, 2004 06:11 PM
YugiIsTheBomb
Re: KAHLJORN IS GETTING MARRIED.

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Originally Posted by kahljorn
Kahljorn's getting married!
Live Long and Prosper!
Oct 21st, 2004 04:00 PM
glowbelly i heard that if you have the marriage in water you will orgasm throughout the whole thing.



congrats.
Oct 21st, 2004 03:57 PM
kahljorn thanks.
Oct 21st, 2004 12:17 PM
sadie you two should prove to be the epitome of ambiguity. congrats.
Oct 20th, 2004 09:26 PM
jin Congratulations! ;D
Oct 20th, 2004 07:54 PM
McClain I can't help but assume this wedding is established on hallucinogens and loose construal of love.
Oct 20th, 2004 07:02 PM
ThisIsWitty What if someone were to get a sex change after they're married?

Would it still be legal? Huh? Would it?
Oct 20th, 2004 06:57 PM
kahljorn Just wait till i post wedding pictures.
Oct 20th, 2004 06:55 PM
Mike yeah. Like Britney Spears Frankenstein.
Oct 20th, 2004 06:31 PM
FartinMowler This post reminded me of Brittany Spears getting married.
Oct 20th, 2004 05:56 PM
kahljorn KAHLJORN IS NOW ARRIVING INTO THE THREADAPY.
KAHLJORN, ARE YOU MARRYING A MAN OR A WOMAN??

BOMAN BANA PAN THE GIRLS A SERENDIPPER.

OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU JUST SAID, ARE YOU THE BRIDE OR THE GROOM?

THE LAVANDER WEDDING WILL HAVE ME IN A VINYL DRESS, AND HER IN A WOMENS VINYL TUX!

IS THE WEDDING LEGAL?

OF COURSE! GOOD OL' AMERICAN LAW, A MAN AND A MAN CANT MARRY, BUT A MAN WANTING TO BE A WOMAN AND A WOMAN CAN MARRY. WEARING VINYL WITH MY ACUP BOOBETTES PUSHED UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE(PROLLY EVEN BE A BCUP BY WEDDING TIME) , SCREAMING OBSCENITIES AGAINST GOD, NEITHER OF US ARE CATHOLICS NOR CHRISTIANS, WE MIGHT EVEN WRITE SATANIC(or some other random religion) VOWS JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT, BUT WE COULD STILL LEGALLY GET MARRIED. I LOVE AMERICA!
AS LONG AS I STILL HAVE A PENIS I CAN MARRY A WOMAN, NO MATTER HOW BIG MY BOOBS ARE OR NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LOOK LIKE A CHICK


That's seriously sick though, it has nothing to do with moral and religion, and everything to do with politics and law. Bitch ass bitches with their bitchy laws.
Oct 20th, 2004 04:14 PM
kellychaos If I could have a few ribs removed, I would marry myself.
Oct 20th, 2004 04:09 PM
FartinMowler mEH :/ fake post from a fake girl
Oct 20th, 2004 04:00 PM
McClain One can assume based on K's sexual ambiguity, it can be best described as an uncivil ceremony. Regardless, congrats. Where's the honeymoon? San Fran?
Oct 20th, 2004 03:06 PM
Esuohlim Is your kind of marriage legal???
Oct 20th, 2004 11:20 AM
Zhukov I hope you are very happy, congratulations.
Oct 20th, 2004 10:32 AM
Terra Congratulations!!
Oct 20th, 2004 08:14 AM
sadie wamp. >:
Oct 20th, 2004 04:17 AM
Dole clarify
Oct 20th, 2004 04:10 AM
FS I can't wait till kahljorn gets here!
Oct 20th, 2004 02:03 AM
kahljorn Kahljorn has yet to reply to this thread!
Oct 19th, 2004 11:33 PM
huond I BET YOULL DO DRUGS FOR YOUR HONEYMOON OR OSMETHING AM I RIGHT
Oct 19th, 2004 11:26 PM
AChimp In a surprise move, Kahljorn only went part way with the sex change operation. It will be marrying itself.
Oct 19th, 2004 10:52 PM
adeptninja Did you ever get that sex change? and congrats
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