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| Mar 18th, 2003 08:19 PM | ||
| Rez |
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 i listened to my copying machine run while reading that story. i'm scared now. |
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| Mar 18th, 2003 07:48 PM | ||
| Rongi | The japanesse mafia | |
| Mar 18th, 2003 07:46 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Whats that? Quote:
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| Mar 18th, 2003 05:48 PM | ||
| Rongi |
FS made me LOL 
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| Mar 18th, 2003 05:43 PM | ||
| FS |
DID YOU KNOW: Up until 1898, all fairytales ended not in "...and they lived happily ever after." but in "...he died of brain cancer on his mother's birthday. She was raped by the Yakuza and thrown in front of a train."? :misinformationman |
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| Mar 18th, 2003 05:19 PM | ||
| sadie | fatsatan is not an aussie. stupidhead. | |
| Mar 18th, 2003 08:52 AM | ||
| Infinite Mass |
Of course he is. Don't you know? It's physically impossible for an Aussie to lie. Thats why we're such rude, but honest bastards. |
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| Mar 18th, 2003 06:55 AM | ||
| The Unseen | FS, are you for real? | |
| Mar 17th, 2003 03:09 PM | ||
| FS | I like the original version of the Three Little Pigs, where the wolf uses mustard gas to render the pigs unconscious, then makes them feature in Russian pornography. | |
| Mar 17th, 2003 11:52 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Oh yeah, the story of Talia. That wasn't the Grimm's version though. Theirs was "Briar Rose". Disney actually managed to be somewhat faithful to it. I can see why the Talia story didn't go over too well. Rape isn't very romantic. |
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| Mar 17th, 2003 10:31 AM | ||
| pjalne |
Also, Prince Charming fucked Sleeping Beauty while she was passed out and left her. Nine months later she gave birth to twins, and one of the infants started looking for a teet to suck. It started sucking on a finger, thus pulling out the magical needle that had made Sleeping Beauty sleep in the first place, and she woke up. Pretty fucked up. |
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| Mar 17th, 2003 10:25 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Yeah Quote:
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| Mar 17th, 2003 05:16 AM | ||
| FS |
They could call it "the little cat that called people sluts" and just have it be a picture book of the cat in all kinds of situations, with a balloon saying "slut!". Like, an old woman is feeling up tomatoes at the grocery store. Or a little boy is hiding a Victoria's Secret catalogue under his matrass. When I was little, my dad used to occasionally read fairytales from a pretty old book we had to me and my brother and sister. In the story of Cinderella, one sister cuts off her heel to fit into the glass slipper, and the other cuts off her toes. |
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| Mar 16th, 2003 08:42 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
That would rock Quote:
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| Mar 16th, 2003 05:59 PM | ||
| Zomboid | I've seen those toys before. I like the mad hatter one the most. | |
| Mar 16th, 2003 04:04 PM | ||
| Sir Laughs |
You mean Duckman, did you know he believed in 1700's ethics, Thats why he was such a QUACKER! (rimshot) HAHAHAHA |
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| Mar 16th, 2003 03:55 PM | ||
| Skulhedface | I think that cartoon was on HBO a few nights ago | |
| Mar 16th, 2003 05:29 AM | ||
| FS | Fuck little Red Riding Hood. Why isn't there a series of tales about this cat that calls people sluts? | |
| Mar 16th, 2003 02:22 AM | ||
| Sir Laughs |
Hey, who gives a damn NOONE (rimshot) HAHAHAHAHA |
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| Mar 16th, 2003 01:55 AM | ||
| Evil Robot | this thread is no. You have posted no. | |
| Mar 16th, 2003 12:44 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Little Red Riding Hood for grown ups  http://otakuworld.com/index.html?/ki.../pages/red.htm http://www.toymania.com/columns/spot...hoodpics.shtml http://darkstar-sifi.co.uk/figures_scary_tales.htm http://www.tommycastillo.com/mayhem/RedRidingHood.JPG http://www.squidge.org/~mrs_fish/art/red.jpg http://www.innervisioncomics.com/ima...ghoodlarge.jpg The Earliest Known Version of Little Red Riding Hood (I swear I am not making this up) Once a little girl was told by her mother to bring some bread and milk to her grandmother. As the girl was walking through the forest, a wolf came up to her and asked where she was going. "To grandmother's house," she replied. "Which path are you taking, the path of the pins or the path of the needles?" "The path of the needles." So the wolf took the path of the pins and arrived first at the house. He killed grandmother, poured her blood into a bottle, and sliced her flesh onto a platter. Then he got into her nightclothes and waited in bed. "Knock, knock" "Come in, my dear." "Hello grandmother. I've brought you some bread and milk." "Have something yourself, my dear. There is meat and wine in the pantry." So the little girl ate what was offered; and as she did, a little cat said, "Slut! To eat the flesh and drink the blood of your grandmother!" Then the wolf said, "Undress and get into bed with me." "Where shall I put my apron?" "Throw it on the fire; you won't need it any more." For each garment- bodice, skirt, petticoat, and stockings ; the girl asked the same question; and each time the wolf answered, "Throw it on the fire; you won't need it any more." When the girl got in bed, she said, "Oh grandmother! How hairy you are!" "Its to keep me warmer, my dear." "Oh grandmother! What big shoulders you have!" "Its for better carrying firewood, my dear." "Oh grandmother! What long nails you have!" "Its for scratching myself better, my dear." "Oh grandmother! What big teeth you have!" "Its for eating you better, my dear." And he ate her.  Another early version ends like this: "Oh granny, what a big mouth you have!" "The better to eat you with, my child!" "Oh granny, I have to go badly. Let me go outside." "Do it in the bed, my child!" "Oh no, granny, I want to go outside." "All right, but make it quick." The werewolf attached a woolen rope to her foot and let her go outside. When the little girl was outside, she tied the end of the rope to a plum tree in the courtyard. The werewolf became impatient and said: "Are you making a load out there? Are you making a load?" When he realized that nobody was answering him, he jumped out of bed and saw that the little girl had escaped. He followed her but arrived at her house just at the moment she entered. |
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