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Oct 28th, 2004 06:19 PM
ziggytrix TIP FOR THE KIDS: Rubbing alcohol will ruin the flavour of antifreeze, and possibly induce vomiting. For a more effective ending, try shots of antifreeze, not some isopropyl alcohol cocktail.
Oct 28th, 2004 05:56 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
In all seriousness I was suicidal for a little while. I didn't tell a soul that I contemplated death because they might've tried to stop me, but I did mope around like a pussy and drop out of school for a little bit, spending my days just sitting around thinking of why I wasn't happy. I honestly desired death because nothing made me happy.

I made a cocktail in my garage of things like antifreeze and rubbing alcohol and I starred at it for a good hour before throwing it outside and cooking me up a steak.
It was a really good steak because I seasoned it just right and cooked it up rare.

I would never have eaten that steak had I gone through with it. :o
And I never considered death an option since.
that is seriously the best thing to come out of this forum EVER.
Oct 28th, 2004 05:45 PM
sadie anotherwords, you're not really so high and mighty huh am i right guys
Oct 28th, 2004 01:00 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.
Far be it from me to just quote something and laugh at it, but that was hilarious ;<
Oct 28th, 2004 07:21 AM
FS fuck, this thread is great.
Oct 27th, 2004 10:47 PM
Helm Burn his money like an asteroid
Oct 27th, 2004 10:45 PM
nothing4buddha i live next to the vocalist of papa roach
Oct 27th, 2004 10:44 PM
Sethomas Anyone who does anything suicidal or masochistic in front of someone else is just an attention whore. But your mother? That's just so Papa Roach it's sad.
Oct 27th, 2004 10:09 PM
thebiggameover
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.
Oct 27th, 2004 09:29 PM
jin We told you it was all a joke, OAO. ;<
Oct 27th, 2004 07:34 PM
CaptainBubba
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Once I tried to kill myself in front of my mother.

After a while, you learn to deal with it, and the urge evolves with you. It changes, but the cause is always the same.
ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.

I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT( IN PHYSICAL SIZE AND SPIRIT).
Oct 27th, 2004 05:24 PM
nothing4buddha emo
Oct 27th, 2004 05:15 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
In all seriousness I was suicidal for a little while. I didn't tell a soul that I contemplated death because they might've tried to stop me, but I did mope around like a pussy and drop out of school for a little bit, spending my days just sitting around thinking of why I wasn't happy. I honestly desired death because nothing made me happy.

I made a cocktail in my garage of things like antifreeze and rubbing alcohol and I starred at it for a good hour before throwing it outside and cooking me up a steak.
It was a really good steak because I seasoned it just right and cooked it up rare.

I would never have eaten that steak had I gone through with it. :o
And I never considered death an option since.
And you mock me.

I've had suicidial urges since I was in the 5th grade. Once I tried to kill myself in front of my mother.

After a while, you learn to deal with it, and the urge evolves with you. It changes, but the cause is always the same.
Oct 27th, 2004 04:06 PM
Pub Lover As there is always a suicide thread on the front page, one of them should be made sticky to save time.
Oct 27th, 2004 03:47 PM
kellychaos How can one argue whether suicide is easy or difficult when all the successful suiciders aren't around to speak their case?
Oct 27th, 2004 05:50 AM
Dr. V Those little stuffed dogs will never be the same.
Oct 27th, 2004 05:49 AM
Dr. V Update:
He's stable. He's chilling in the hospital and I guess he'll get to come home in a couple of days. The info's kinda sketchy cus I'm hearing from a guy who heard it from a guy... but you know. I think I figured out why he tried it, he's 30, he lives with his mom and dad in a 4x4 bedroom with his 10 yr old brother, he works at toys r us for 7 bucks an hour, and plays mmorpgs with another 30 yr old who works there. Oh yeah and he's a raver, and they all need to die. But not this guy, he's cool.

Also, as for "Cleanup in Animal Alley", I love it.
Oct 27th, 2004 05:45 AM
FS
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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
Quote:
Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I wouldn't kill myself.

I'd die trying to destroy everything that I despise.

There's very little that I fantasize about more than going down with a gun in my hand while leading a revolution.
I WOULD BLEACH MY HAIR AND RUN INTO A BAR WEARING ONLY A LOOSE FITTING PAIR OF SWEATPANTS SCREAMING ABOUT FREE MARKET ECONOMICS WHILE BRANDISHING A PISTOL I STOLE FROM MY STEPDAD'S LIQOUR CABINET ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND PUT IN JUVENIELLE HALL WHERE I'LL BE PRACTICALLY FORCED TO ARGUE WITH MY CELLMATE "NIGGA-ICE" THAT I WAS LIKE 5 CONVERSATIONS AND A DINNER AWAY FROM FUCKING THIS GIRL ON MY SCHOOLBUS.
LOL.
Oct 26th, 2004 11:55 PM
Carnivore A murder/suicide is uncommon and counts for two. There was a third person shot, but she's merely paralyzed. If anyone cares, I linked to an article about it in my signature.
Oct 26th, 2004 11:48 PM
Anonymous You should observe your namesake.

Anotherwards, shut up.
Oct 26th, 2004 11:47 PM
Command Prompt I'm noticed your body count list is growing exponentially. Is it a new trend in town or are you dicking around too much on the job?
Oct 26th, 2004 11:41 PM
Carnivore Bullets are like $0.07. Let's save the money.
Oct 26th, 2004 11:39 PM
Anonymous I think it's high-time we start the 'hire ArrowX a whore so he can finally do himself in foundation'
Oct 26th, 2004 11:34 PM
Carnivore Beef! It's what's for dinner if you want your life to be worth living!
Oct 26th, 2004 10:56 PM
adeptninja [quote="Ninjavenom"]See? Fucking vegetarians are missing the life-saving power of red meat![/quote

It may be a couple of years from now but you will eat that damn meat..while everyone else is eating wonderful meat you eat leafs...you will eat the meat one of these days
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