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Nov 4th, 2004 04:47 PM
the_dudefather
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I had a dream earlier in the year where I had sex all the way through and had time to be a fighter pilot
where you lord flashard in this dream

WOOF WOOF!!
Nov 4th, 2004 01:50 PM
Anonymous Will a thread on politics get moved to that board next? Who can say!
Nov 4th, 2004 01:49 PM
Anonymous It's like you're psychic!
Nov 4th, 2004 09:54 AM
Terra James, I TOLD you this was going to go in the Loveline forum.
Nov 3rd, 2004 09:32 PM
AChimp @ pjalne
Nov 3rd, 2004 08:56 PM
Esuohlim I had a dream earlier in the year where I had sex all the way through and had time to be a fighter pilot
Nov 3rd, 2004 03:45 PM
kellychaos If you maintain the correct masturbation-sex dream ratio you can ride that nocturnal emmisions wave forever. Good times.
Nov 2nd, 2004 11:42 PM
Matt Harty You're also basically guaranteed to have sex dreams if you don't masterbate for awhile. Maybe you'll have more odds of getting to the good part. :/
Nov 2nd, 2004 10:09 PM
HickMan UNtrue, my friend.
Nov 2nd, 2004 10:07 PM
D-Mac3 the dreams end at the good parts because your body cannot handle the pressure of having a fucking orgy in the middle of your dream
Nov 2nd, 2004 04:27 PM
FS It's a long and painful process, involving cosmic powers and some surgery.
Nov 2nd, 2004 03:20 PM
sadie i wonder how one earns that sort of thing back.
Nov 2nd, 2004 02:31 PM
FS David, I'm afraid I'm going to have to revoke your penis license.
Nov 2nd, 2004 01:47 PM
hix1122 Because you touch yourself at night you sick bastard.
Nov 2nd, 2004 12:14 PM
DamnthatDavid I don't know... Sex Dreams make me feel like I'm cheating on the girl in a current, awake, relationship.
Nov 2nd, 2004 11:34 AM
Jixby Phillips Thats kinda sad
Nov 2nd, 2004 09:44 AM
Terra My sexual dreams are having happy endings. But they usually involve sodomizing the meanies, haters and idiots around here.
Nov 2nd, 2004 09:17 AM
Terren It is to force you to go out and make those sexy parts happen, otherwise we would just sleep all the time and then our species would die out because no one is reproducing.

Don't you just love Mother Nature.
Nov 2nd, 2004 09:05 AM
Imadjinn It's because your brain hates you. That's why it doesn't feel pain but the rest of your body does!
Oct 31st, 2004 12:03 PM
Terra It's because your punishing yourself!
Oct 31st, 2004 09:50 AM
Seven Force And for the sake of "on topic-ness", i've had complete sex dreams. You just have to pay full price like everyone else.

I just noticed my avatar is missing.
Oct 31st, 2004 09:48 AM
Seven Force REAMIS AND NUTTHEAD SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Hey, I thought Chojin banned BeoulvE?
Oct 31st, 2004 01:33 AM
racialslur
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Originally Posted by BeoulvE
Wow, Ruin our fun more plz.
I have nothing to do with this. You're the one who brought the joke down, thus making BOTH of us look worse. Thanks, asshole. Thanks.
Oct 30th, 2004 09:43 PM
BeoulvE mabye it means your going to have a near death experience?
Oct 30th, 2004 09:41 PM
ThisIsWitty
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
It's so you don't panic in your sleep. It's like that falling dream everyone has where they always wake up before they hit the bottom.


I've always hit the bottom in those types of dreams. One or twice the ground has done this wierd thing where it's really soft like a bed, then I wake up.
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