| Nov 1st, 2004 12:30 PM |
| sadie |
anyone read dean koontz's "midnight"? the people who don't fall victim to primitive instincts become fused with their computers.
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| Nov 1st, 2004 11:30 AM |
| pjalne |
I'm totally using this thread to write an article for freelance class.
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| Nov 1st, 2004 11:27 AM |
| pjalne |
Oh crumbs, what if you sit there browsing the internet with your thoughts and suddenly think "I could really go for some nachos right now" and you suddenly get four hundred nocho pop-ups? 
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| Nov 1st, 2004 01:23 AM |
| Perndog |
THOUGHT POLICE 
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| Oct 31st, 2004 09:37 PM |
| pjalne |
Or you hack into banks and transfer a lot of money to your own account just by thinking about it. And when the police come to arrest you, you can just say "Hey, I was just THINKING about it. You can't arrest someone for their thoughts. Meine Gedanken sind frei." and they'll say "Oh shit, he's right sorry sir."
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| Oct 31st, 2004 09:33 PM |
| GADZOOKS |
You don't EVEN have to download porn, YOU CAN JUST THINK ABOUT DONWLOADING PORN!
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| Oct 31st, 2004 08:32 PM |
| pjalne |
OR MERGING WITH THE INTERNET AND BECOME THE PRINCE OF CYBERSPACE
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| Oct 31st, 2004 08:14 PM |
| the_dudefather |
woahs, that would be cool. imagine destroying popups with the power of your mind
or playing counterstrike without touching the keyboard and mouse as if fixed in a trance
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| Oct 31st, 2004 02:00 PM |
| Anonymous |
I think you're all missing the important part of this article.
Quote:
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In June, researchers at Brown University implanted a chip in the brain of a 24-year-old Massachusetts man with paraplegia. The first of five patients to be implanted in the pilot study, the man is able to move a computer cursor just by thinking about it, enabling him to change TV channels or open e-mail.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GOOD I'D BE AT DOOM? CAN YOU??
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| Oct 31st, 2004 11:44 AM |
| Emu |
Would you put your brain in a robot body? :2021
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| Oct 31st, 2004 11:08 AM |
| AChimp |
I once tried to commission a painting of cyborg monkeys from Doopa, but she refused.
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| Oct 31st, 2004 09:27 AM |
| the_dudefather |
so if the monkies uprise now, removing their limbs wont stop them for long...
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| Oct 31st, 2004 05:59 AM |
| pjalne |
Ok, FUCK YOU, now I have to come up with something else for scriptwriting class tomorrow.
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| Oct 31st, 2004 05:53 AM |
| FS |
What they failed to note in the article was that during a demonstration, formerly renowned Monkeyologist Dr. Krautstuffer burst into the room shouting "WAIT! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! THIS CYBERMONKEY TECHNOLOGY IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR IT!" and was then removed and stripped of his honorifics.
And how the cybermonkey will be transported to a maximum security zoo by a handsome, broody distrustful guy who's only doing this for the money, a beautiful woman with a dark secret from her past, and a non-descript black guy who cracks jokes about how white people are not like black people.
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| Oct 31st, 2004 05:48 AM |
| pjalne |
Cyborg monkeys now a reality.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04301/402431.stm
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