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Nov 12th, 2004 07:36 AM
Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2004 06:52 AM
WTF Dear Jixby,

Because of your very good taste, I am adding the sunglasses from GADZOOKS. Should we cammo the glasses or just keep it in El Fadha style for better use underground?
Nov 12th, 2004 06:47 AM
WTF Dear GADZOOKS,

Because you are the first letter in and it seems that you are an early riser, I will also throw in Metal Militia and Spaz. At least with these two you will be able to become a bloody billionaire if you sell them for what they think of themselves and the price I paid for what I though of them.

Happy Xmas!
Nov 12th, 2004 06:44 AM
GADZOOKS WTF!

Give him sunglasses

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...tos/shades.jpg
Nov 12th, 2004 06:42 AM
Jixby Phillips

Nov 12th, 2004 06:42 AM
Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2004 06:41 AM
Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2004 06:40 AM
Jixby Phillips GADZOOKS!
Nov 12th, 2004 06:20 AM
GADZOOKS Damn That David!
This Is Witty!
Nov 12th, 2004 06:17 AM
WTF
Ask Santa what you want for XMAS!

OK, Xmas is around the corner. Most of the non-mocking shitheads in here does not have a life elsewhere than on the internet and further face a huge risk this Xmas that their parents will send them to the drugstore for more KY jelly only for them to find on their return that their parents have moved permanently and left behind a huge sign stating: “NO FORWARDING ADDRESS.”

You are lucky. Santa has heard your pathetic cries for attention and has decided out of compassion to give you the presents you want for this Xmas.

So, this thread is all about you asking Santa what you want for this Xmas. Don’t act like you are this major mocking intelligentsia, because, like me, you are fucking NOT. So, just be yourself in your requests. If not, Santa will ignore you and then just like last year you will have to prostitute yourself to get crack-money for your mother for Xmas. At least this time around, you can sell the presents you get from Santa. :/

Go for it!

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