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Nov 19th, 2004 08:19 PM | |||
Imadjinn |
I believe you have maggots crawling in the bed (or rather what's left of it). Suggested course of action: Get Bionic Sheep to eat them all, provided he hasn't already, then fry him in sulphuric acid. COME BACK MAD MAX! I NEED TO BE REFERRED TO AS A FUCKTARD!!! |
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Nov 18th, 2004 01:40 PM | |||
Dr. Fu |
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Nov 18th, 2004 01:36 PM | |||
Terra |
Max? We have rodents in our bed. ![]() |
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Nov 18th, 2004 11:42 AM | |||
Bionic Sheep |
I step into the room, wearing a long, red dress. Zekey lies on the bed, dressed in his silky green banana costume. I step closer. I fall over. I get back up again, uncreasing my dress. I tear off my dress, revealing a spandex supersheep costume underneath. I tear that off too. Underneath that I am wearing a layer of wrapping paper. Zekey is now trying to get up to come towards me, but he's leant on something sticky on the bedside table and his hand is stuck. Bugger. I tear open the wrapping paper. Underneath is another layer of wrapping paper. Zekey hits the music with his spare hand and a gaggle of children come in. We play pass the parcel for a while until they hit clothes again. They leave and the music stops. Under all the paper I am really really thin, and wearing nothing more than a sausage costume. Suddenly, Godzilla tears the roof off our intimate venue and eats me alive. Heartbroken, Zekey falls over and hides under the bed. Godzilla then goes onto a children's party where he performs his famous 'Balancing postcards' act which goes down a storm. Then he spontaneously combusts and everyone laughs. And everyone was blissfully, blissfully happy. For ever and ever and ever. The End |
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Nov 18th, 2004 05:42 AM | |||
Imadjinn |
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Nov 16th, 2004 08:09 PM | |||
Anonymous |
![]() ![]() ![]() Of course I do my dear sweet sadistic Terra. ![]() |
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Nov 16th, 2004 08:05 PM | |||
Terra |
![]() ![]() ![]() Aw Max, you really know how to show me you love me. ![]() |
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Nov 16th, 2004 04:15 PM | |||
Anonymous |
Okay it’s official, I'm a fucking degenerate asshole. ![]() It was yet another night in the bedroom; empty bottles of WILD TURKEY lay strewn about the bed. Terra twisted Mad Max’s nipple with a hot clamp, and kissed him passionately while squeezing his TITANIC ORB SACK. Terra suddenly felt a slap to her hand, knocking the clamp away, this was followed by a quick tug at her hair, pulling her head forward. “What the FUCK do you think you’re doing Asshole?!” Terra shouted, squeezing his balls even tighter, her nails drawing blood. “You think you know about inflicting fucking pain?” “Know more about it than you do.” “Do you want me to tell you?” “How about you shut the fuck up and SHOW ME!” Terra taunted. Mad Max pulled her off the fucking bed by her hair and threw her on the floor and on all fours like a fucking FARM ANIMAL. Mad Max’s 15 INCH DESTROYER OF PUSSIES was eager for a hole… and this time it would be Terra’s TIGHT SUPPLE ASS WITH NO FUCKING LUBE. The glass liquor bottles broke underneath them, cutting their bodies, but that pain was nothing, compared to what was to come. Terra felt it SLAM inside her. The PAIN! It felt like she was shitting TWENTY POUNDS OF BARB FUCKING WIRE. Yet she wanted more. Nobody had ever anally degraded her in such a way before. It hurt SO FUCKING GOOD. And she wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of not living up to his claims. “Is that all you UGH! got motherfucker? UGH!” Terra breathed heavily. He pulled her hair tight and whispered “Don’t scream bitch.” into her ear. As Mad Max did bodily fucking harm to her asshole, his BLOODY BALLS from her nail inflicted wounds from earlier slapped up against her in an almost musical way. His massive dick FUCKING RAW from sliding in and out. He licked the side of her face and squeezed her fucking MAMMOTH TITS like he was holding on to life itself. Terra was unleashing ORGASMS LIKE A FUCKING PEZ DISPENSER, and was creating a PUDDLE OF GIRL BLISS THE SIZE OF LAKE FUCKING SUPERIOR. “FUCKING STRANGLE ME!” Terra shouted. She wanted to feel like she was minutes away from the sweet kiss of death its fucking self. Mad Max obliged his Lady Love and took one hand off her tits and used it to grasp tightly on Terra’s throat. Terra faded in and out of consciousness with only pain and pleasure keeping her awake. And just when she thought saw a white light; Mad Max had given her a SPERM ENEMA OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. As he pulled out he continued to cum all over her fucking ass and back, some of it even hitting the back of her head. The scene made a Bukkake video look like a faggot Walt Disney production by comparison. After wiping down with some nearby towels, the two crawled back to bed still breathing hard, but smiling at each other. Passion and connection could never be denied. It would always be there. Falling asleep sore, bloody, covered in bodily fluids, but each knowing that they had found their Soulmate. And any pain was worth that. [center:0017b7bed0]THE END[/center:0017b7bed0] [center:0017b7bed0] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Nov 16th, 2004 04:11 PM | |||
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Nov 16th, 2004 08:43 AM | |||
Terra |
One never cooks sushi. Bumped. I agree with my 15 inch dicked Lord. This thread needs to stay on top. |
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Nov 16th, 2004 12:55 AM | |||
sadie |
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Nov 16th, 2004 12:54 AM | |||
Anonymous |
Bumped, because the first thing that people should see when they enter this forum are the words: [center:1346861020]MAD MAX AND TERRA FUCK[/center:1346861020] ![]() |
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Nov 15th, 2004 10:38 PM | |||
Phunman | I am going to make a movie where i take the souls of people and turn them in to my Phun WARRIORS AND I SHALL rule the earth with iron maiden and phun! | ||
Nov 15th, 2004 10:35 PM | |||
nothing4buddha |
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Nov 15th, 2004 10:13 PM | |||
Terra |
Yes. This really happened. ![]() |
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Nov 15th, 2004 10:10 PM | |||
DeadKennedys |
Re: MAD MAX AND TERRA FUCK :D Quote:
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Nov 15th, 2004 10:02 PM | |||
Anonymous |
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Nov 15th, 2004 10:01 PM | |||
Phunman | I dont hear it when stupid girls hoo ramble on about stuff that is nbot phun or about iron madien. SO i willnot listen to you because you are bnoyt whirty to have my phun stick into the gaping abbyss that is your vagina! | ||
Nov 15th, 2004 09:58 PM | |||
Terra |
Okay Punt Stick. I let you blather on a couple of times here and now it's time for you to leave. If you don't, I shall have to summon my band of merry gumbas to hose you down with their sticky boy jelly and roll you in used tampon hair. Somehow I think you'll feel right at home when it's done but I'd like to save the best of it for other, more worthy ignoramuses who'll probably be arriving shortly due to the stench of rotting prostrates you emit. ![]() Budda, there's plenty of titty meat here to share, sweetie. ![]() |
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Nov 15th, 2004 09:47 PM | |||
Phunman | Hello Budda A/s/L | ||
Nov 15th, 2004 09:40 PM | |||
nothing4buddha |
pssst... you're wasting your time on him right now. ![]() |
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Nov 15th, 2004 09:38 PM | |||
Phunman | Why would I waste my time on father spaz. He seems so hated in this board it would be like beating a retarded baby. | ||
Nov 15th, 2004 09:34 PM | |||
nothing4buddha |
terra, will you spare some boob-age for us poor contemptible gals ![]() |
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Nov 15th, 2004 09:12 PM | |||
Guitar Woman |
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Nov 15th, 2004 09:11 PM | |||
Anonymous |
Whoops, sorry Terra! ![]() |
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