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Dec 2nd, 2004 03:10 PM
McClain You blow. Quit posting.
Dec 2nd, 2004 03:02 PM
Mr. Fugo all hail Cthulhu, I suppose...

No, wait. I'd choose Pikachu.
Dec 1st, 2004 03:31 PM
WhiteRat Well that settles it, i'm now a member of the church of scientology.
Dec 1st, 2004 11:40 AM
FS WhiteRat, I think you're thinking of Anthony Quinn.
Dec 1st, 2004 10:11 AM
Dole they're all the same when you turn them around.
Dec 1st, 2004 10:07 AM
Helm
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I'm well aware of Zeus' misdeeds. I admire him for his promiscuous ways with busty mortal women.
Sorry dude, mostly young boys.
Dec 1st, 2004 05:55 AM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
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Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.
He despised mortals. And saw them as his personal play things.

Now the Titans, they where on the human side of things, and fought the Olympic Gods on the behalf of the humans.
And Herculeas was a bastard son of Zeus, and Hera kept trying to kill him, yada yada yada.

Disney always fucks things up.
I'm well aware of Zeus' misdeeds. I admire him for his promiscuous ways with busty mortal women.
Dec 1st, 2004 01:22 AM
DamnthatDavid
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Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.
He despised mortals. And saw them as his personal play things.

Now the Titans, they where on the human side of things, and fought the Olympic Gods on the behalf of the humans.
And Herculeas was a bastard son of Zeus, and Hera kept trying to kill him, yada yada yada.

Disney always fucks things up.
Dec 1st, 2004 12:17 AM
the[Hitman]
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Originally Posted by Luchatein
He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."
I second that.
Dec 1st, 2004 12:14 AM
point_RKO Notha....

Another product of Human Imagination....
Nov 23rd, 2004 03:45 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Rez
whichever one sends you to Hell because you didnt think of him/her/it several times a day.
the insecurities....
it's like that 3rd grade bitch maria puntillo who wouldn't let you in her bithday party if you didnt say that she was your best friend.
My God would be way more indifferent than that 'cause he's way cool and the chicks dig him because of his aloofness, his sunglasses and his well-defined muscles.
Nov 23rd, 2004 01:36 PM
WhiteRat Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.
Nov 23rd, 2004 01:21 PM
Emu i'm so glad you're getting banned
Nov 23rd, 2004 03:30 AM
Anonymous FREE MCMOCK FUCKTARDS!
Nov 21st, 2004 01:45 AM
GADZOOKS Wow! I didn't get Dr. Boogie's joke until Deadkennedy and anonymouse stepped in!
Nov 21st, 2004 01:44 AM
Anonymouse
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Nov 21st, 2004 12:20 AM
DeadKennedys "And that's all that I yam!"
Nov 20th, 2004 09:40 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by Luchatein
He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."
Nov 20th, 2004 08:43 PM
Rez whichever one sends you to Hell because you didnt think of him/her/it several times a day.
the insecurities....
it's like that 3rd grade bitch maria puntillo who wouldn't let you in her bithday party if you didnt say that she was your best friend.
Nov 20th, 2004 06:01 PM
Spooky "I am sent by he who calls himself 'I AM'"

moses said that i think. according to Dogma.

i really dont know anymore
Nov 20th, 2004 05:26 PM
Luchatein
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Originally Posted by eggyolk
It would be "God" because he thinks he is cool because he calls himself, a god, God.

It would be like me calling myself Human. Christians are so creative.
He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."

Scripture study
Nov 20th, 2004 04:01 PM
Spooky forget who it would NOT be i'm here to tell you who it WOULD be and it WOULD be Cthulhu I mean c'mon he is the almighty




or maybe Thor hey guys wouldnt it be cool if Cthulhu and Thor battled in the steel cage would Thor hammer his tentacles or get his beard pulled on?
Nov 20th, 2004 01:51 PM
ScruU2wice that made no sense at all...
Nov 20th, 2004 01:18 PM
eggyolk It would be "God" because he thinks he is cool because he calls himself, a god, God.

It would be like me calling myself Human. Christians are so creative.
Nov 20th, 2004 01:15 PM
McMock
If you had to pick a God which one would it not be?
Yes it's the question we all ask ourselves every day.

If you had to pick a God which one would it not be?

I would not pick the egyptican god that weighs how many bad things and how many good things you've done in your life, at the end of the journey, because his face is a dog. Come on how much respect can you have for a dog? Dogs are animals that sniff asses and they follow orders even if their boss is a carnival person!

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