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Nov 30th, 2004 03:56 PM
Dr. Fu
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Originally Posted by FS
do you realize stuff actually happened on this forum before you came here? You take so much at face value, people are going to think you're schizophrenic.
Yes, I do realize that. I can tell by your join date.
Nov 30th, 2004 02:28 PM
FS do you realize stuff actually happened on this forum before you came here? You take so much at face value, people are going to think you're schizophrenic.
Nov 30th, 2004 12:14 PM
Dr. Fu
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
I've been posting on this INTERNET COMMUNITY for four years. you've been here for four weeks. You don't know a fucking thing about me.
You don't know a fucking thing about me either
Nov 30th, 2004 10:25 AM
Matt Harty Along with the constant shit you post.
Nov 29th, 2004 09:13 PM
FartinMowler there's four years in the toilet
Nov 29th, 2004 09:10 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by Dr. Fu
My god, Jixby, it seems your post content has gotten dramatically better.

I still remember the days when you said "dr fu why dont u go suk a cok".
I've been posting on this INTERNET COMMUNITY for four years. you've been here for four weeks. You don't know a fucking thing about me.
Nov 29th, 2004 08:43 PM
Jixby Phillips http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2149674/1/
Nov 29th, 2004 12:17 PM
Dr. Fu
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2149674/1
Some message pops up about access being denied.
Nov 28th, 2004 11:26 PM
Jixby Phillips http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2149674/1
Nov 28th, 2004 11:42 AM
Bionic Sheep liek omfg wtf lollercoaster

fu sonds a bt liek fuck lololol

:/

I weep for humanity.
Nov 28th, 2004 11:42 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Dr. Fu
omfg Bionic sheep when u use the initials of ur name it s "BS" roflmao
Nov 28th, 2004 11:38 AM
Dr. Fu omfg Bionic sheep when u use the initials of ur name it s "BS" roflmao
Nov 28th, 2004 11:36 AM
Bionic Sheep go suk a cok fu LOLOOOLLLOL

Actually, no.
Nov 28th, 2004 11:35 AM
Dr. Fu
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Acting all CRAZY and making self-aware jokes about how CRAZY you are isn't CRAZY or surrealism or whatever. It's boring, and over-done.

Your randomness is so calculated that it's the opposite of random. You use old, dumb absurdities that every internet asshole who thinks they are WACKY uses. Bionic Sheep??? haha those two words dont go together! and sheep is funny because its a barnyard animal! Oh man "sheep" are just funny when you mention them! what a revelation! You should time travel back to 1968 and pitch it to Monty Python or something

Also making jokes about leetspeek or internet language is about the comedy equivilent of a Madtv sketch about ebonics.

Surreality can be acheived on a message board, and you people are not surreal. You are annoying pretentious (thanks to that last post) attention seekers whose "groundbreaking" tomfoolery is as tired as A SQUIREL EATING SLEEPY CHEESE. see there? anybody can do it, and many do. Fuck off.
My god, Jixby, it seems your post content has gotten dramatically better.

I still remember the days when you said "dr fu why dont u go suk a cok".
Nov 27th, 2004 05:19 AM
Jixby Phillips Shut up.
Nov 27th, 2004 04:56 AM
Bionic Sheep Hmm.

I think some people have some serious anger management issues.

I'd buy you all a punch bag, but you'd probably break it.
Nov 26th, 2004 10:03 PM
Shyandquietguy Jixby, I want to ask this since this in your question thread, but the search feature is broken.

Would it be bad if I had a cuntfile with my name on it?
Nov 26th, 2004 06:59 PM
StonerDave OMG HAFFBAKER ROXXORZ:Fuckloadofsmilies
Nov 26th, 2004 06:28 PM
GADZOOKS Dude, don't blame that guy, he's high WHOO :420
Nov 26th, 2004 06:05 PM
Schimid Thanks for quoting that.

You fucking idiot.
Nov 26th, 2004 05:57 PM
StonerDave
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bionic Sheep
loosen up and enjoy yourself
Quote:
I was trying to widen your intellectual boundaries.
loosening up and enjoying ourselves would require us to lower our standards when it comes to being entertained or amused. How is this widening our intellectual boundaries?
A simple 'Shut up' would have suficed.
Why lower your standards to 'Shut up' though?
Nov 26th, 2004 05:41 PM
MetalMilitia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bionic Sheep
loosen up and enjoy yourself
Quote:
I was trying to widen your intellectual boundaries.
loosening up and enjoying ourselves would require us to lower our standards when it comes to being entertained or amused. How is this widening our intellectual boundaries?
A simple 'Shut up' would have suficed.
Nov 26th, 2004 05:35 PM
Jixby Phillips
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bionic Sheep
loosen up and enjoy yourself
Quote:
I was trying to widen your intellectual boundaries.
loosening up and enjoying ourselves would require us to lower our standards when it comes to being entertained or amused. How is this widening our intellectual boundaries?
Nov 25th, 2004 04:37 AM
Bionic Sheep That's not a very nice thing to say.

I'm this close to being offended.

However, I am not. Why? Because a self righteous fool on a messageboard that has no concept of 'loosen up and enjoy yourself' is probably incapable of offencing myself.

I was trying to widen your intellectual boundaries. Looks like I'll need a crowbar for that . . . .


On a seperate note, my name is based on an anagram of my name. It isn't actually an anagram, but it's based upon it.

Children, please. This is really bad for my karma. You anal twatting cock mongrel.
Nov 25th, 2004 04:22 AM
Jixby Phillips Acting all CRAZY and making self-aware jokes about how CRAZY you are isn't CRAZY or surrealism or whatever. It's boring, and over-done.

Your randomness is so calculated that it's the opposite of random. You use old, dumb absurdities that every internet asshole who thinks they are WACKY uses. Bionic Sheep??? haha those two words dont go together! and sheep is funny because its a barnyard animal! Oh man "sheep" are just funny when you mention them! what a revelation! You should time travel back to 1968 and pitch it to Monty Python or something

Also making jokes about leetspeek or internet language is about the comedy equivilent of a Madtv sketch about ebonics.

Surreality can be acheived on a message board, and you people are not surreal. You are annoying pretentious (thanks to that last post) attention seekers whose "groundbreaking" tomfoolery is as tired as A SQUIREL EATING SLEEPY CHEESE. see there? anybody can do it, and many do. Fuck off.
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