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Dec 7th, 2004 06:45 PM
thebiggameover
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She was passing around AIDS.
her and like, 10,000 other college students. except they dont use needles, they use there penis...
Dec 7th, 2004 06:16 PM
Vexation She was passing around AIDS.
Dec 7th, 2004 05:16 PM
KevinTheOmnivore My Alma Mater often makes national news, too.
Dec 7th, 2004 03:52 PM
WhiteRat Hilarious story, Pern. I heard about this on the KQ Morning Show. I guess someone at Augs asked her what she was doing and she promptly took off.
Dec 6th, 2004 10:32 PM
El Blanco "Dude, I' gonna puke. I think I've got the flu."

"No, assmonkey, you just did 12 keg stands."
Dec 6th, 2004 09:28 PM
Perndog It didn't look like some random fucker who just claimed to be giving flu shots. It was a lady in a lab coat and scrubs, AND for some weird-ass reason, there were posters all over the walls and a mention on the campus e-mail list that said there would be someone giving flu shots that day. Way to go, college administration.

Why the fuck does a college kid need to pay 20 bucks for a flu vaccine anyway? If you get sick, suck it up and wait a few days for it to go away. It's not like people our age are dropping like flies to this deadly disease.
Dec 6th, 2004 08:23 PM
Fahrenheit 1337
Dec 6th, 2004 08:18 PM
AChimp YOU LIMP-WRISTED LIBERAL SISSY. REAL AMERICANS STICK NEEDLES IN THEMSELVES ALL THE TIME.
Dec 6th, 2004 08:14 PM
ziggytrix OR SOMETHING . . .


(and that something is NEEDLES)
Dec 6th, 2004 08:12 PM
AChimp BUT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU HATE CHILDREN OR SOMETHING???????
Dec 6th, 2004 07:50 PM
ziggytrix Whatever, you'd have to be INSANE to let some random fucker inject you with a syringe just cuz they say it's a flu shot.
Dec 6th, 2004 06:40 PM
Perndog
My college made national news

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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A woman who gave what she said were flu shots to more than two dozen people, then fled when asked for information about her credentials, was arrested Friday, police said.

State health officials said they didn't know what was in the shots given to at least 28 people, but no one had reported any ill effects as of Friday. The shots were given on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at Augsburg College in Minneapolis.

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According to the perp herself, she was selling genuine flu vaccines to raise money for an American Heart Association drive at her daughter's elementary school.

This also happened in Washington a few days ago, in which case the vaccines were found to be legitimate and no charges were filed. The same thing is going to happen here, and if people around here were just a little smarter than they are, they would kick themselves for being so fucking paranoid, and this wouldn't be anywhere close to a nationally newsworthy story. But they're not. So whatever.

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