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Jan 18th, 2005 06:42 PM
Sojourn I have a low view of the marital institution so my opinion is going to be a little one sided. While I don't think it's too lame meeting somebody on the net, particularly if your both in close proximity of each other, the discussion of marriage seems pretty odd. That isn't something that comes into play until LONG after the relationship is in place. Unless the two people are really young and for some reason I'm hearing about this more and more.

I think the idea sucks this early in the game and you need to be aware of something going on in the background that your not privy to at the moment.

A smoker too: gag. Years from now she'll sound like a union plumber and her voice will be able to peel wallpaper from a block away. But good luck to you anyway!
Jan 18th, 2005 11:20 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I have two words for you....eat s hit.
Jan 18th, 2005 11:08 AM
RedLeader01
Re: I met a girl on a message board

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Originally Posted by Zhukov
and she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person. It's been three months now and I think I may marry her in a few years.

I just wanted to know how totally lame this is.
If you specifically had to come to this message board, specifically to this page, to make this specific thread, THAN IT MUST BE LAME! Idiot. I've got two words for you: Prenumptual Agreement!
Jan 5th, 2005 11:03 PM
DeadKennedys As long as you can get her to quit smoking, go for it
Dec 22nd, 2004 03:41 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Hey Evil Bastard, wanna fuck in the back of my white conversion van?
After Labor Day? How uncouth!
Dec 22nd, 2004 10:22 AM
Dole bastard/robot...whoever. barely have a clue who most of you are at the best of times.
Dec 22nd, 2004 08:41 AM
Helm Evil Robot would never make such a post unless someone said that Evil Robot would never make such a post. Then he'd make it. But without someone to challenge his ability to post WHAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT HE'D POST, I mean like, on his own, he'd never make that post. Hear?
Dec 22nd, 2004 08:07 AM
GADZOOKS What does evil robot have to do with anything?
Dec 22nd, 2004 04:17 AM
Dole As I recall, Zhukov is actually quite a reasonable looking chap. Better looking than evil robot I bet.
Dec 22nd, 2004 12:16 AM
The Retro Kat Hey Evil Bastard, wanna fuck in the back of my white conversion van?
Dec 21st, 2004 10:45 PM
Zhukov
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
don't get married...trust me on this one.
You haven't even met her

Anyway, I'm not marrying her right now. Maybe in a couple of years. I've never even had the thought cross my mind with anybody else, but I think about it all the time with her.


And I wasn't looking for love on the net, I just talked to her and since we lived pretty close we met up and bobs your uncle
Dec 21st, 2004 09:59 PM
executioneer that was mean, dude
Dec 21st, 2004 09:57 PM
Evil Bastard
Re: I met a girl on a message board

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov
and she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person. It's been three months now and I think I may marry her in a few years.

I just wanted to know how totally lame this is.
Well if you went looking for a women on the net, you are just as needy as she is. Most likely as fucken ugly and retarded as well.

Marry her. Its probably the only women that will ever have you
Dec 21st, 2004 09:09 PM
Cosmo Electrolux don't get married...trust me on this one.
Dec 21st, 2004 09:06 PM
Zhukov
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dole

bit scary, eh.
A bit, yeah. But I've come around to the idea now.
Dec 20th, 2004 11:39 AM
Dole
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she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person
bit scary, eh.
Dec 20th, 2004 11:37 AM
Helm Tell her that marriage is an antiquated institution and that there's no place for such in your libertarian worldview. Then tell her to answer your question. No, again.

If you're OAO, that is.
Dec 20th, 2004 09:36 AM
AChimp
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Originally Posted by Zhukov
She can't have kids
Does she have a penis?
Dec 20th, 2004 09:18 AM
Zhukov She can't have kids
But I don't care
Dec 20th, 2004 09:14 AM
AChimp Tell her that you'll let her have your babies if she stops smoking.
Dec 20th, 2004 09:07 AM
Zhukov
Quote:
Originally Posted by FS
Well, she sounds needy.
Don't burst my bubble.

She is hot, but I wouldn't wont her photo in a sleazy place like this.

She smokes

Everything else is PERFECT.
Dec 20th, 2004 09:03 AM
FS Well, she sounds needy.
Dec 20th, 2004 08:56 AM
AChimp IS SHE HAWT? PICTURES!
Dec 20th, 2004 08:52 AM
Zhukov
I met a girl on a message board

and she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person. It's been three months now and I think I may marry her in a few years.

I just wanted to know how totally lame this is.

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