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| Jan 3rd, 2005 05:58 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Oh, friggot! 
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| Jan 3rd, 2005 05:54 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
you mean i kiss my nosy leaks, kelly? i just got majorly confused here. i'm going to take a nap. |
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| Jan 3rd, 2005 05:50 PM | ||
| mburbank |
Hi! Welcome aboard the SS. I-mockery! It's hard to keep the 'ship' afloat without a constant supply of new 'blood', since the 'old' blood tends to 'thin out' and 'clot'. The problem? Quality Control? Are you blood? Or raw, untreated sewage? 'Cause while a 'ship' can and often 'does' sail the Information Superhighway Sea, crew on a 'ship' coursing over waves of 'human' waste is no fun!!!!! Will you 'crew' with me, or must I make you 'walk' the 'plank', 'matey'? watchout! You may be 'impressed' into 'service' on the 'poop-deck' you open mouthed 'son-of-a-bitch'! |
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| Jan 3rd, 2005 05:40 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
It rhymes with "I miss your rosy cheeks glow". 
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| Dec 31st, 2004 10:29 PM | ||
| eva01 | I miss Cap'n Crunch | |
| Dec 30th, 2004 10:44 PM | ||
| Shyandquietguy |
I don't know. But I believe his favorite line was "Whiskey helps to whisk me away from school." |
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| Dec 28th, 2004 11:26 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Did the government teacher brood for years about loosing and then show up at the other teachers house one night and beat him to death with a bicycle chain? 'Cause that would be WAY too wierd for a co-incidence. |
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| Dec 23rd, 2004 07:19 PM | ||
| Shyandquietguy |
Max Burbank reminds me of a High School economics/government teacher. (I think it was government) The school was having a vote for funniest teacher for the yearbook. He got beat by the teacher next door all because the teacher next door made a link/chain joke about marriage with his wedding ring. Hi Max Burbank! |
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| Dec 23rd, 2004 05:01 PM | ||
| glowbelly | hey, max. i was mostly kidding. haha. yeah, you know that already, though. i'm just explaining for all the people who actually think i'm looking for their attention. | |
| Dec 23rd, 2004 12:35 PM | ||
| mburbank |
I didn't know, but I'm glad, because we're tight. I'm all about curbing drinking. Nobdy likes a sloppy, maudlin drunk. You got to cut back until your a fucking terrifying drunk who might do anything. Then they'll respect you. And all you suck bastards, I'm not the Baby's father but if I WAS I bet I wouldn't 'go out for cigarettes' one day and never be seen again, because smoking is a flithy habbit! And Pippin is a filthy Hobbit. Don't believe me? Rent the extnded DVD. I am so serious. He fucks a dead orc. It goes on for like, fifteen minutes. Good sound editting though. Anyhoo, I've been thinking a lot about boning the Olsen Twins lately. Not in a bad way, more in a geo-political statement way, like 'MIDDLEAGED, SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT GUY BONES OLSEN TWINS AS STATEMENT', and then afterwards, go 'So which one of you was it now who had the drug habbit?', beause mostly aftewards you're supposed to smoke and I don't. UNLESS I GO REALLY, REALLY FAST AND THE FRICTION IGNITES MY RIG! Which isn't really out of the question, because I'm like the friggin' Flash in the sack. My therapist says it's because I think too much. ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CALLBACK NOW, YOU SONS OF BICTHES??!!! Hello, Glow. |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 06:21 PM | ||
| glowbelly | is this where i tell everyone how cool max and i are? i mean we're like all buddy buddy and stuff and he at one time let me refer to him as daddy, which wasn't a sexual thing at all, but more of a crutch to curb my drinking. he didn't know that, KNOW that, but i bet he did, because we are THAT tight. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2004 04:25 PM | ||
| kellychaos | I'll wrap him in a bow. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2004 04:24 PM | ||
| BlueOatmeal | You cut me deep there. I know my boy Hickman and my most favorite fag IS would miss me a little. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2004 04:16 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 04:03 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Keep it up, jack, and I will bring you down. I will bring you down to Chinatown! :deniro | |
| Dec 22nd, 2004 03:57 PM | ||
| BlueOatmeal |
I miss Waterwitch. She cracked me up somthing fierce. Would you guys miss me if I were gone? Just asking |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 03:50 PM | ||
| ReadLou |
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even see that until now. crazy. |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 03:32 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 01:02 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
I should post more!! In this thread!! |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 12:47 PM | ||
| mburbank |
HEY!!!! You sound great! Do I smell I-MOCKERY RENNAISANCE!!??? you are my new favrit |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 12:42 PM | ||
| ReadLou |
I'm new here. It's hard.. typing, because this place is like a witty minefield. And I don't care if you found that analogy funny or not, and I don't care that you think that wasn't an analogy. And I don't care if you think not caring is uncool. K, so what's this place about enniweayz :/ |
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| Dec 22nd, 2004 10:57 AM | ||
| mburbank | See? That's what I'M talkin' aBOUT! | |
| Dec 22nd, 2004 10:44 AM | ||
| Helm | Hey look here's another post soon I'll hit 3000 amazing | |
| Dec 22nd, 2004 09:33 AM | ||
| mburbank | Those are all great posts except for the ones that weren't great posts. It's almost like the old days or it would be if it sucked less. It's as least as good as the last time I did this. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2004 04:13 AM | ||
| Dole | Heaps of tomatoes, bags of lettuce, and lashings of ginger beer. | |
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