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Jan 8th, 2005 09:55 PM
Pyorrhea Im more of a death metaller myself, i like some black metal as i stated, but I really like blasts and double bass.
Dec 24th, 2004 01:17 AM
Todeswalzer
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Originally Posted by Pyorrhea
and leviathan.
just go to metal archives and search for 'folk'

99% of what u get is great,
the other 1% transcending greatness...i.e. Agalloch
Dec 23rd, 2004 04:23 PM
Pyorrhea Go back to your old avatar helm. or the one of the guy with the suffo shirt.
Dec 23rd, 2004 10:28 AM
Helm Nice sig, Boogieman. Nice to know you've found something important to put there.
Dec 22nd, 2004 08:36 PM
Pyorrhea Yes it does.
Dec 22nd, 2004 08:25 PM
TheBoogieman I don't know why Black Metal is going Mainstream. but thats gonna stop
Dec 16th, 2004 06:21 PM
Pyorrhea and leviathan.
Dec 16th, 2004 07:19 AM
Helm For some good black metal, try defunct US black-metallers, Weakling and their one and only album 'Dead as Dreams'. Some of the best black metal I've heard ever.
Dec 16th, 2004 12:00 AM
Pyorrhea Man, aggaloch is the shit, cynic is the shit, hate eternal is the shit, Suffocation is the shit. Yeah...
Dec 4th, 2004 09:40 PM
bigtimecow FLYING ROBOTS ARE AWE
Dec 4th, 2004 09:38 PM
Helm if you wasn't you mean was, then yeah, I agree with you.
Dec 4th, 2004 04:54 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by Helm
Marduk is seriously one of the worst black metal bands out there. Dunno what's wrong with you.
Panzer Division Marduk wasn't all bad.
Dec 4th, 2004 04:38 PM
Todeswalzer
Nov 1st, 2004 09:59 PM
bigtimecow HEY GUYS, REMEMBER, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW MUCH BLACK METAL REALLY REALLY REALLY SUCKS. so stop defending it.
Nov 1st, 2004 09:04 PM
Todeswalzer
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Originally Posted by Pyorrhea
aggaloch
Agalloch is the shit.
Oct 31st, 2004 03:47 PM
Mr. Vagiclean so much WORK
Oct 31st, 2004 02:11 PM
Helm I know it sounds all like 'I am metal purist! Worship Omen or die!' but it's true, when the likes of Rongi are listening to 'Cannibal Corpse' (easily one of the more bland death metal bands around currently) that many people on the internet think they're all cool because they downloaded 10 metal albums or something. Supposedly about 'widening their music taste'. You add the beatles on the pop end, and Deicide on the extreme end and you're set.

I'm not urging anyone to get 'zines, read interviews, explore the underground so that they can justify their claim to be metal. I'm not saying that that would be worth it at all. If I were to make that decision right now I wouldn't probably bother at all but if you wanna be metal for whatever reason, do your research. And if you don't wanna be called a 'metalhead', don't listen to the music. You're making a joke out of it, and it's making a joke out of you. There's a certain mindset that you have to be in to understand and enjoy what this music has to offer and most internet people are too superficially looking at it to get it. Mainly because they're not paying anything for it. The semiotic value is usually lost on you, and you come off as idiots that think all metal is spinal tap.

This isn't about Goat though, just saying.
Oct 31st, 2004 12:06 PM
Dixie people on message boards are proving more and more to me how many actual metalheads there really are. instant metalhead, just add internet. don't talk about bands you don't know anything about unless you're asking about them. don't assume anything (unless they have corn rows and wear bling bling) about a band, especially based on thier name. and don't pretend to be into metal for 5 minutes just because your stupid video game uses someone's song in it. arghhhhhhhh
Oct 31st, 2004 09:41 AM
Helm Hate Eternal are a brutal death metal band in the vein of uh, Morbid Angel, led by MA second guitarist Eric Rutan. Not Black Metal, not National Socialist.

Spear of Longinus sounds like a Monty Python skit. Anorexia Nervosa are french and suck balls. And Emperor were great on Nightside, Anthems and Prometheus. Go listen to Von or something.
Oct 31st, 2004 02:38 AM
Big Papa Goat Isn't Hate Eternal NSBM?
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Spear of Longinus, not fucking Emperor.
And In the Nightside Eclipse may be the only good album Emperor made, but its still very worth listening to. But the rest is certainly shit.
Oct 31st, 2004 01:52 AM
Rongi do black metal bands purposly try to look like kiss
Oct 31st, 2004 01:43 AM
Karl Hungus

GRIM KVLT

happy halloween
Oct 31st, 2004 12:38 AM
Ninjavenom Anaal Nathrakh are what Mayhem should have been. Regardless of how influential they were, their music was fucking boring.

Listen to Anorexia Nervosa, not Dimmu.

Spear of Longinus, not fucking Emperor.
Oct 30th, 2004 09:43 PM
EverythingWillSuck no i think that belongs to impaled northern moonforest
Oct 30th, 2004 09:34 PM
Helm Marduk is seriously one of the worst black metal bands out there. Dunno what's wrong with you.
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