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Mar 24th, 2003 04:51 PM
Esuohlim Go Rams
Mar 24th, 2003 02:42 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
i'm no beast fucker
Shame I can't say the same for myself ... dark bars ... too many drinks ... it gets confusing sometimes.
Mar 24th, 2003 02:35 PM
glowbelly i'm no beast fucker
Mar 24th, 2003 02:33 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
sex and multiple orgasms is the only thing that completely cures my cramps.
Go Rams!!
Mar 24th, 2003 02:21 PM
glowbelly sex and multiple orgasms is the only thing that completely cures my cramps.
Mar 24th, 2003 02:17 PM
Matt Harty GO RAMS
Mar 24th, 2003 12:42 PM
kellychaos Ummm ... howza bout dem Bucaneers!! :/

Mar 22nd, 2003 06:38 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by The Unseen
I wish i had a vagina, id take good care of it so i would get these diesases you call cramps
Hey, at least I don't have any infections or STDs. Thats one thing I'm glad for, I guess.

Thanks for all the useful tips guys. Fortunately the cramps aren't bugging me anymore. They seem to only hit when I first get my period.
Mar 22nd, 2003 04:32 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Have someone sit on your stomach. The pressure helps. Or if they are too heavy and you don't want to be crushed, you can put a pillow on your back and have them sit on you that way while leaning their back up against something to take some of the weight away.

Perhaps you should get on the pill. It lightens your period and makes cramps less painful b/c of it. If they are that bad, it might be a good solution.

I've also found some exercise does help ironically. You have to get through a minute of pain or so to get going but once you do, it helps.
Mar 22nd, 2003 02:53 PM
The Unseen I wish i had a vagina, id take good care of it so i would get these diesases you call cramps
Mar 22nd, 2003 10:46 AM
kellychaos
<insert unfunny misogynistic comment here>

Yuck it up fellas!
Mar 22nd, 2003 10:07 AM
Bod then get one
Mar 22nd, 2003 07:22 AM
Matt Harty Glad I don't have a vagina.

Wait...

Nevermind, i'm good.
Mar 21st, 2003 08:16 PM
Esuohlim Please, please. Let's proceed with the menstrual cramp discussion.
Mar 21st, 2003 08:13 PM
ItalianStereotype enough with the posting dude.
Mar 21st, 2003 08:11 PM
GnrySgtHartman Below me is the most original thing I have ever heard in my life.
Mar 21st, 2003 07:40 PM
slavemason
Mar 21st, 2003 07:37 PM
Esuohlim I'm not female so I will never get to experience these "cramps" .

Doesn't it want to make you just LOL?
Mar 21st, 2003 06:58 PM
Bod I get it bad too. Here's some remedies I've tried and tested

1. Get drunk (works until tomorrow)
2. Hotwater bottle (soothes)
3. Punch myself in ovaries ( after initial pain wears off, feels great!)
4. Walk up steep hill (only works if you live near steep hill and I used to and often met other women on hill with same problem)
5. Become a man (OK so I've not tested this one maybe one day)

I almost forgot :
6. Eat lots of chocolate, become depressed and cry. Then when some bloke tries to comfort you, smack him in the gob. (not quite a cure but common stress relief)
Mar 21st, 2003 06:55 PM
Vibecrewangel
Cramps

Motrin works better on cramps than asprin.

EDIT - Assuming you are not allergic of course.
Mar 21st, 2003 06:47 PM
wreckreation LOL all the girls i have met DESERVE it.
SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 21st, 2003 06:35 PM
Jeanette X
What did I do to deserve this agony!?!?!?

I am currently having some of the WORST mentrual cramps of my life. Oh GOD IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
THE ASPRIN ISN'T WORKING!! AAAAAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

I want a hysterectomy! NOW!

AGH THE ETERNAL CURSE OF EVE!!!! WHY MUST I BEAR HER BURDEN?!?!?! WHY?! WHY MUST I LIE PROSTRATE ABOVE A CRIMSON TIDE?!?!?!

SOMEBODY MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!!!!

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