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Feb 9th, 2005 08:27 PM
executioneer so did the first two
Feb 9th, 2005 08:24 PM
ArrowX Blade Three sucked.
Feb 8th, 2005 11:32 PM
executioneer honest to god guys keep talking about how arrows are better than bullets or whatever its really neat
Feb 8th, 2005 02:01 PM
MetalMilitia you knows it!
Feb 8th, 2005 11:51 AM
Matt Harty And you're a genius.
Feb 7th, 2005 05:20 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Marine
while an arow could pierce a man. a bullet could be blocked by a rib.
If a bullet hits a rib it will most likley fragment and cause more damage. if an arrow hits a rib it will be slightly diverted.

Its a loose loose situation.

But your still an idiot.
Feb 7th, 2005 05:09 PM
Rongi that is very interesting h/o

*unzips your pants* ok put it in
Feb 7th, 2005 04:57 PM
Marine while an arow could pierce a man. a bullet could be blocked by a rib.
Feb 7th, 2005 03:54 PM
executioneer tell us more fascinating medical science doogie howser MD
Feb 7th, 2005 03:22 PM
Marine in many ways a crossbow is better for example an arrow in the chest always kills but a gun wound can be healed.
Feb 7th, 2005 01:43 PM
Gommi
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Originally Posted by Rongi
shit maybe even throw in an inane "you got a problem with that" with a few angry faces. pussy
Okay... How about: Rongi, your stupid prick. I say what i mean.
Feb 5th, 2005 05:33 PM
Rongi shit maybe even throw in an inane "you got a problem with that" with a few angry faces. pussy
Feb 5th, 2005 05:30 PM
Rongi take your lumps like a fucking man. dont pussy out because somebody realizes your taste in everything sucks. you gotta stand up and say "yes, i have high expectations for awful movies"
Feb 5th, 2005 04:06 PM
Gommi
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Originally Posted by executioneer
hahhaha you had high expectations for blade 3 did you think aliens vs predator and alone in the dark was gonna be good too
It's not that i had high expectations, just i didn't think it would suck so hard. And alone in the dark is just some stupid generic piece of crap horror film that i would never think about seeing.
Feb 5th, 2005 03:07 PM
executioneer hahhaha you had high expectations for blade 3 did you think aliens vs predator and alone in the dark was gonna be good too
Feb 5th, 2005 11:34 AM
Gommi Blade:3 was the biggest dissapointment of the year.
Jan 31st, 2005 11:58 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by sports
Jessica biel does look mighty fine in it.....yes, the only reason I am renting it.
Wait, i though you where renting it because you have the worst taste in films... ever.
Jan 31st, 2005 11:46 AM
Matt Harty
Jan 30th, 2005 08:40 PM
sports Jessica biel does look mighty fine in it.....yes, the only reason I am renting it.
Jan 30th, 2005 03:59 PM
killercrusader
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Originally Posted by AChimp
Rambo had a compound bow, not a crossbow. :/

How is ammunition any more limited than with a gun? Unless you have an infinite number of bullets...
oh yea! lol ok your right. I had to look that up... god it's been like ages since I seen rambo, I may as well pick up the dvd set now it's cheap....
Jan 30th, 2005 01:36 PM
Rongi
Re: blade 3

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Originally Posted by killercrusader
Good Acting


"SOME MUTHA FUCKA'S ALWAYS TRYIN TO ICE SKATE UP HILL"

Jan 30th, 2005 11:38 AM
AChimp Rambo had a compound bow, not a crossbow. :/

How is ammunition any more limited than with a gun? Unless you have an infinite number of bullets...
Jan 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
the_dudefather one of the main reasons i disliked blade 'trinity' was the fact that the main bad guy looked like a angry verson of justin timberlake.

first van helsing and now this? wont anyone make a cool dracula anymore?
Jan 30th, 2005 04:47 AM
GADZOOKS If it took you 3 movies to let you know that Blade Movie Franchise sucks, you are a tweedle-dumb.
Jan 30th, 2005 04:43 AM
killercrusader
blade 3

Blade'O'Poo... Part Delux



Ok I take a step back and recap what I thought of the first two movies.

Blade 1: Good, in fact F'ing good. This movie reminded me why I like dark punk movies. In this case more like undergound vampire gothic extreamly dark action movie. Whiew! Anyhow the plot was cool, I didint really care if it came from a freaken comic book just as long it's convincing and I care for the plot. Good Acting, Good script, Great action that look like they took time on it! Good action, not funney and grim most of the way. Plot: Blade takes out a group of people who wanted to walk by day.

Blade 2: Lost most of it's spirit and gave way into humor and some cheasy effects called CGI. Most of my liking was in the begining then it took off too loony land. Ok action, below par acting and well silly ending.Takes out a head consoul of the vampire clan who also wanted to walk by night and was trying to reserect a super vampire.

Blade 3 in other words for the internet folk "..." or "^_^" lord for the love of god and jesus who died for us all, stop it! Ok, well the movie. First the hi-light free popcorn wedsdays at AMC! Ok, now the low-light, I do not see another serious movie taken down by humor, you do not need it at all! This turn into a every five minutes a wise crack is thrown out. It took the darkness gloom the movie once stood for and smack it! Blade was ok, and had a few good lines, one that was cool and well yes humorus, but it was at a good time. The rest, poop! I do not need to see a hot chick kick ass and not act! In fact it's a sad trend now! Where was the days of good acting out of women in action movies? We get pin up girls that can do well nothing.

A freaken cross bow!!!! Come on! Its slower than a bullet and if you need to be silent then use a silencer on your gun. I just find it not cool anymore wtih cross bow! Stalone in Rambo was cool (in first blood) but thats it cross bows are out. Even in Van Helsing it wasint that great. Well it was a automatic one, still no go! NO manuverbility, agile is out, you have to carry your shots from behind, reload sux, amuntion is limited. And it's kind of big and lopsided to carry around. I still scratch my head even at the elf in LOR, how he had unlimited amount of arrows and also his ability to well dance around like a break dancer an still kill everyone. Elfs are agile but they are not strong. Thats what the dwarfs are created they are the opposite, strong but slow. So whats up with that ???!!!??? Unless your a half-elf...

The main bad guy was supose to be dracula himself! The ultimate bad ass. And well didint do much that was well impressive. I was kind of disapointed. He did took out some supporting cast (trying not to give away the plot) and well strom a gothic store. But really he didint do anything that made him look at evil like. The end fight with him seemed uninspiring and predictible what will happen that well I felt sad deep inside.

The vampire nation or the enterprise that has been well in a losing streak with Blade is even worse off than we thought. Even the leaders look pethedic and wonder how they came into power that well you get the idea that they all are weak. So much for a cool death strugle.

Ok well thats it, very below par... it wasint bad but it really needed a new director and it could of been something. Oh and no more cheap humor and women who cant act (get better roles)! I get back to the crapy star power that women has seem to generate by just looks alone!

Aron said it best " if I wanted to see a hot chick, I rather watch porn, but not in a action movie! In fact I just watch a action movie and use my tv picture in picture for the porn. "

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