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Feb 25th, 2005 12:27 PM
RedLeader01
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Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy
Ziggy, that's not how you deal with rude people.

Okay, Redleader01, I think this isn't the only time someone called you a name here, but I think that's because you are being very rude and crass to everyone. If you call them names they will call you names back. Okay? I think you should go to a quiet place and count to ten or maybe jump some rope. Maybe if you do that you'll learn how to make some friends. Also if you ask really nicely if you can apologize to people you'll get to have a girlfriend!
Stupid ass! This site is about making fun of others! If you can't dish it out, and take it or snap back when given to you, then you don't belong here! Idiot!
Feb 24th, 2005 06:17 PM
BlueOatmeal If you every get drunk you can call me. I'll always be there :wink
Feb 24th, 2005 05:52 PM
kellychaos What's worse: drinking alone in a strange bar alone or drinking alone in your own home? While it's true that my cat can't provide much stimulating conversation and insight, he is at least capable of inquisitive and provocative looks (enhance by an ironic tilt of the head) that motivate the conversation ... sort of like an "mmm-hmm, and then what?" from a friend over the phone.
Feb 24th, 2005 05:38 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by Spooky
drunk and online sure is cool guys
it beats drinking alone! :tinafey
Feb 24th, 2005 05:03 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Anyone would be honored to wake up next to me!
Translation: I slept on my hand so masturbation would feel like seks with a stranger the next morning.
Feb 24th, 2005 01:41 PM
Studio8 Beer sucks but sometimes it is cool!
Feb 23rd, 2005 07:00 PM
Spooky drunk and online sure is cool guys
Feb 23rd, 2005 06:48 PM
Matt Harty So you could impress us all again.
Feb 23rd, 2005 03:47 PM
BlueOatmeal I wish I was drunk now.
Feb 23rd, 2005 02:57 PM
Shyandquietguy Ziggy, that's not how you deal with rude people.

Okay, Redleader01, I think this isn't the only time someone called you a name here, but I think that's because you are being very rude and crass to everyone. If you call them names they will call you names back. Okay? I think you should go to a quiet place and count to ten or maybe jump some rope. Maybe if you do that you'll learn how to make some friends. Also if you ask really nicely if you can apologize to people you'll get to have a girlfriend!
Feb 23rd, 2005 02:31 PM
ziggytrix You are a moron.
Feb 23rd, 2005 02:28 PM
RedLeader01 Why, cause you're drunk too?
Feb 23rd, 2005 02:27 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by RedLeader01
If you drink beer, than you suck!
Depends on the beer, not that I give a fuck what you think of beer drinkers.
Feb 23rd, 2005 11:39 AM
Rongi what loud noise?
Feb 23rd, 2005 08:10 AM
RedLeader01
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Originally Posted by ClementineClock
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLeader01
...and that's why YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk bastard!
use your indoor voice......
What's the matter? Are you drunk too and can't take the LOUD NOICE?!!! If you drink beer, than you suck!
Feb 22nd, 2005 09:19 PM
Studio8 Huh?!?!?!?
Feb 22nd, 2005 08:58 PM
ClementineClock
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Originally Posted by RedLeader01
...and that's why YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk bastard!
use your indoor voice......
Feb 22nd, 2005 08:22 PM
Sam I ONLY DRINK SO I CAN TALK ON MESSAGE BOARDS ABOUT IT AND TELL PEOPLE HOW I'M DRUNK AT THE MOMENT.
Feb 22nd, 2005 07:46 PM
Archduke Tips I started drinking again because it doesn't show up on drug tests.
Feb 22nd, 2005 07:44 PM
BlueOatmeal Anyone would be honored to wake up next to me!
Feb 22nd, 2005 02:07 PM
mischief
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Originally Posted by RussoNWM
I quit drinking after I woke up next to a really ugly girl.
i'm sure the girl was thrilled to wake up next to you.
Feb 21st, 2005 11:42 AM
Alive One of those big ones? that you claimed you loved the night before and "couldnt live without" lol, havent been there, but have seen it with others. funny stuff let me tell you..
Feb 21st, 2005 10:34 AM
Archduke Tips I quit drinking after I woke up next to a really ugly girl.
Feb 21st, 2005 07:39 AM
RedLeader01 ...and that's why YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk bastard!
Feb 21st, 2005 04:37 AM
BlueOatmeal
I-mockery is full of fun becasue I am drunk!

Im a godamn filtyh stinking drunk but godamn there is funny shit. Its posted And I read it and Godamn do I ever laff! I dont think I've laffed this much ever over this damn board. Thank you beer! I love you!@ I also love myself.

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